FabSwingers.com forum: Colin is a tart

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is official, Colin is a tart. Not only was he nestled in my cleavage last night, but he spent a considerable amount of time in the birthday boy's trousers!!

I vote Colin for the highest tart on site

(NB this is a tongue in cheek thread!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Colin your cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is official, Colin is a tart. Not only was he nestled in my cleavage last night, but he spent a considerable amount of time in the birthday boy's trousers!!

I vote Colin for the highest tart on site

(NB this is a tongue in cheek thread!)"

I second that, he's really putting himself about lately, what with his drinking, smoking and nestling between your cleavage, in public too. Proper tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Colin your cat? "

haha I love it, a cat down Rusty's pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is official, Colin is a tart. Not only was he nestled in my cleavage last night, but he spent a considerable amount of time in the birthday boy's trousers!!

I vote Colin for the highest tart on site

(NB this is a tongue in cheek thread!)

I second that, he's really putting himself about lately, what with his drinking, smoking and nestling between your cleavage, in public too. Proper tart. "

Absolute shocking behaviour!! He really let himself go last night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is official, Colin is a tart. Not only was he nestled in my cleavage last night, but he spent a considerable amount of time in the birthday boy's trousers!!

I vote Colin for the highest tart on site

(NB this is a tongue in cheek thread!)

I second that, he's really putting himself about lately, what with his drinking, smoking and nestling between your cleavage, in public too. Proper tart.

Absolute shocking behaviour!! He really let himself go last night!!"

And he was noticeable by his absence at breakfast this morning, kept himself well hidden. Shame on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not anything new....

Colin is the main man and is doing really well on the fab front...

Perhaps he could give the failing single guys of the site a few lessons and tips

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Your Colin is a cheap fake wannabee. I adopted the REAL one and he married Bertha.

Ryan and I are now proud grandparents to boiled, poached,fried, scrambled and omelette.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He didn't tell me he was in Birmingham too. Now I feel jealous and slighted. Bloody player.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Colin is a sandwich - before anyone gets too excited

Played by the late Mel Smith

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Your Colin is a cheap fake wannabee. I adopted the REAL one and he married Bertha.

Ryan and I are now proud grandparents to boiled, poached,fried, scrambled and omelette.....

Married cock playing away I bet he's still passing himself off as single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And nearly had a panic as thought Colin had been left behind in hotel room only to find him sleeping off hangover in my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a night with Colin only to find when I slipped my hand inside his pyjamas all I found was a lynx can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Colin your cat? "

OK ive not told you this,, Colin is actually a dog toy available at all branches of 'Pets at Home'

a year or so ago a regular forum member took a picture of 'Colin' infront of his manhood.. and as a joke a few forum members decided to do a tour where avatar pictures were taken with a replica 'Colin' in compromising situations or covering up certain area's..

it was funny as fuck at the time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

Was going to say Colin in a chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

Was going to say Colin in a chicken

IN a chicken???

Spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

i know that Ryan, i know he's real.

But to those not in the Colin fan club he has disguised himself in the real world as a toy.. he comes to life when he's surrounded by Colin believers.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

Was going to say Colin in a chicken

Ok he's my chicken wing man

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

His wings have been clipped Gramps

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

Was going to say Colin in a chicken

Is he mating again or just having fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

Was going to say Colin in a chicken

Is he mating again or just having fun?

He hasn't come out from bottom of my bag yet

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

His wings have been clipped Gramps

You can never take his brown wings away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe I've missed Colin, it good to see him up to his old tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic chicken ??? Wtf !!!

And now for the real world

tongue firmly in cheek not in chicken

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

His wings have been clipped Gramps

You can never take his brown wings away

YOU try telling his Mrs that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not a dog toy Cute he's my wing man

Was going to say Colin in a chicken

Ok he's my chicken wing man

I thought Colin was a Cock-rel

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have a couple of pictures of Colin nestling and being kissed ..;) way to go !!

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