FabSwingers.com forum: cant think...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of anything intelligent to post so heres some random shit.

Body butter is great.

Post your random stuff below xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So posts are pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to think about starting my Christmas shopping soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen nice easter eggs yet, I want a special one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have been invited to the opening of a new Restaurant at 5pm.

but I have to sit next to strangers.

I want to go but can't be arsed being pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to the barbers soon.

Wayne

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

I gotta wash my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It rained so bad yesterday I needed a boat and a paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been invited to the opening of a new Restaurant at 5pm.

but I have to sit next to strangers.

I want to go but can't be arsed being pleasant"

Go and don't be pleasant, pretend you're a food critic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can i get some hair extensions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really have to get up....not sure I can be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy pumps have many uses ... Eg . Drawing out awkward blackheads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I had to stop due to cows in the road yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am clever !!!!! really REALLY clever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?"

I am here !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

I am here !!!!

And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

I am here !!!!

And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...

despite what Granny called em they are PINK ................. not red or any other terminology for Red lol PINK bright PINK lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

I am here !!!!

And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...

but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do some penis's bend?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd better go and do some work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

I am here !!!!

And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...

but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol

All fur coats, and no knickers...!!!

*Hides...!!!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

I am here !!!!

And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...

but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol

All fur coats, and no knickers...!!!

*Hides...!!!*

u can come out of hiding cos they are PINK lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm thinking about nibbles for next Saturday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do some penis's bend? "

I don't know, WHAT do some bend?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

my hair is wet and in a towel, I do NOT want to go and dry it but I have to.

I didn't even wake up until 11 o'clock I think I'm turning back into a teenager

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"What do some penis's bend?

I don't know, WHAT do some bend?

spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

I am here !!!!

And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...

but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol

All fur coats, and no knickers...!!!

*Hides...!!!*

u can come out of hiding cos they are PINK lol

Foiled Again...!!!!

You was sposed to come and hide with me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to start work soon!

Stubbed my toe last night and it hurts!

Oh - and it's beginning to look a lot like........

Kiss better for your toe.

Dont you dare start singing that song yet you know what will happen if you do ....... where's minxie?

I am here !!!!

And you know what they say about women in Red shoes...

but I am gonna bite and say No what do they say about women in Red shoes lol

All fur coats, and no knickers...!!!

*Hides...!!!*

u can come out of hiding cos they are PINK lol

Foiled Again...!!!!

You was sposed to come and hide with me...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok quick rush off and hide again dragging me behind ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do some penis's bend?

I don't know, WHAT do some bend?

spoons

Uri Geller was a dick...!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What do some penis's bend?

I don't know, WHAT do some bend?

spoons

Uri Geller was a dick...!!!

Apparently he still is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do some penis's bend?

I don't know, WHAT do some bend?

spoons

Uri Geller was a dick...!!!

Apparently he still is

He'd fit in well here on the site

Oooooooh hush my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Including today, I've nine blissful days off of work

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nipple clamps should be compulsory on a Sunday morning

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm really tired and wanna go to bed bit it's only 1.30! Bedtime is hours away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to work on Mythbusters. Although I'd be perving on Kari a lot. Phwoar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this packet of starburst has no strawberry ones in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nipple clamps should be compulsory on a Sunday morning "

Not with inverted nipples... which I've got despite profile pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what to do for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do some penis's bend?

I don't know, WHAT do some bend?

Oh fuck now I've caught evietyponitis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat is sat on my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Frank! Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look , it's raining again .

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Just eaten a pack of cola laces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......was being a total bampot the other night, he isn'e half a blether and was totally blootered. The numpty that he is wondered why he got a Glasgow kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are my bloody tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are predictable

Knew you were going to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My willy makes a nice "cloppy" noise when I flap it about after we have had sex.

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