FabSwingers.com forum: My bosoms are wonderful

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

However .. they have grown today and require some strong men to hold them

A blatant look at me thread so it would advisable not to post on it and let it die a natural death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How heavy?

Do I need to do a risk assessment?

I don't want to put my back out!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How heavy?

Do I need to do a risk assessment?

I don't want to put my back out!!

Im telling you a JCB won't lift these huge ones today !!!!

Risk assessment and careful planning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have got a weight lifting belt under the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have got a weight lifting belt under the stairs

Ah belt up baby you will need them for these puppies today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done a 'manual handling' course!!

or do I need to bring a forklift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done a 'manual handling' course!!

or do I need to bring a forklift

Ouch no keep that the hell away from me sweet jesus !!!

Gentle handling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lob one over my shoulder, doubt I could carry both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are.. "

Im sure there is a way to find out ??..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine Measured yesterday. They have grown!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can lob one over my shoulder, doubt I could carry both "

You are a true gent .. cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was so right

I do love how I know how these go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had mine Measured yesterday. They have grown!!!!"

Lucky you !! I have to usually search for mine but I can do the pencil test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

Im sure there is a way to find out ??.."

can not believe im about to admit this..

i attempted weight each one on my weight watcher kitchen scales.

stood at the side of the counter and flopped my boob on the scale and it read 'weight exceeded'..

the scales went up to 2.5kg each..

so thinking my boobs are over 5kg between them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

Im sure there is a way to find out ??..

can not believe im about to admit this..

i attempted weight each one on my weight watcher kitchen scales.

stood at the side of the counter and flopped my boob on the scale and it read 'weight exceeded'..

the scales went up to 2.5kg each..

so thinking my boobs are over 5kg between them "

Wow .... mine are so small usually that I lose them myself

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'd like to try and help but I don't do bosoms. My gran had them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to try and help but I don't do bosoms. My gran had them

Not like mine mister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!"

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been the full moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must have been the full moon

Or the bosom pump ???

You know .. pump them .. fluff them and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have been the full moon

Or the bosom pump ???

You know .. pump them .. fluff them and all that

Fluff them ? You have fluffy boobs too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must have been the full moon

Or the bosom pump ???

You know .. pump them .. fluff them and all that

Fluff them ? You have fluffy boobs too

Hell ... Id have any type of boobs if the need arises .. stick some feathers to them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

Im sure there is a way to find out ??..

can not believe im about to admit this..

i attempted weight each one on my weight watcher kitchen scales.

stood at the side of the counter and flopped my boob on the scale and it read 'weight exceeded'..

the scales went up to 2.5kg each..

so thinking my boobs are over 5kg between them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

Im sure there is a way to find out ??.."

Water displacement? If the theory is correct that is. Weigh a full bowl of water, or measure how much water is in it (as usually a litre of water weighs 1kg) and then place your boob in it to displace the water. Weigh or measure it again and the difference should be how much your boob weighs. Not sure how accurate it is, but remember doing this kind of thing at school. Not with boobs though.

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

Im sure there is a way to find out ??..

lol could still be fun trying it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

Im sure there is a way to find out ??..

So .... interesting Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can lob one over my shoulder, doubt I could carry both

You are a true gent .. cheers "

I know, I know

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can lob one over my shoulder, doubt I could carry both

You are a true gent .. cheers

I know, I know

I like this ... confidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

There is a ' carry on film' in there somewhere

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I know how much mine way. It told me on the box they came in. So there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know how much mine way. It told me on the box they came in. So there

Hahahaha YAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is not enough bosom on show to gauge accurately how many men you will need to hold them up.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Weigh. Not way. Mea culpa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something "

It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is not enough bosom on show to gauge accurately how many men you will need to hold them up.

Hush .. dont draw attention to the fact I have NONE !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weigh. Not way. Mea culpa

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yes ... your .bosoms are wonderful x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.

Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something

It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!"

Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yes ... your .bosoms are wonderful x"

Ah cheers ... I used to live in Gravesend - nice down there it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something

It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!

Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all

Did someone say classy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.

Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister

We can share.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something

It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!

Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all

Did someone say classy???

I can do classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.

Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister

We can share.

Piss off ... bloody hi jackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.

Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister

We can share.

Piss off ... bloody hi jackers

Don't look everybody thetes nothing to see here!

Now off to set up own thread....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe the lads should weigh all our boobs could be fun

I have accurate scales in my hands. Step this way my lovely.

Oh sweet lord - get your own thread mister

We can share.

Piss off ... bloody hi jackers

Don't look everybody thetes nothing to see here!

Now off to set up own thread....

Dont steal my thunder mister .. its tough on here with no boobs and a scowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something

It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!

Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all

Did someone say classy???

I can do classy

Waits ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg!!!!!!!

I shall still go to heaven

No you wont you blasphemed up there

Sweet lovely jesus knows why I did this and he assures me its good to know

im on my knees now !!

Men are lining up I can see it now !!!

Scaling the walls of the house as I type and I can hear the police sirens already see told you they would come

Stay on your knees then

I AM .. Woman I so am

His thread was SO much better than mine .. I need to offer blow jobs or something

It sure is .. And yes u need a better look at me thread come on woman think!!!!

Never do 2 in one day - not classy at all

Did someone say classy???

I can do classy

Waits ......"

OUCHY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage "

Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage

Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on

Bloody useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage

Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on

I'm multi-tasking!

Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage

Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on

I'm multi-tasking!

Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!!

Seagulls ?? Sheesh what does it take for a simple offer

' OI Flo ... let me hold your tits'

Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage

Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on

I'm multi-tasking!

Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!!

But your not wanking sir so it doesnt count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage

Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on

I'm multi-tasking!

Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!!

But your not wanking sir so it doesnt count

Good point!

And no - I'm not about to start either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know I love you dearly and im still sat waiting on my knees

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now where are the men to hold my non existent boobage

Wanking at the thought sweetie they canny post aswell .. Pfft multi tasking come on

I'm multi-tasking!

Drinking coffee, smoking, posting in here whilst estimating how many seagulls/string would be required to hoist Floros boobs skywards!!

But your not wanking sir so it doesnt count

Good point!

And no - I'm not about to start either!

Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful

Im not worthy of a wank now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor flo obi wont wank over you .. How wudey !!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Good point!

And no - I'm not about to start either!

Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful

Im not worthy of a wank now

That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor flo obi wont wank over you .. How wudey !!!

Charming isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good point!

And no - I'm not about to start either!

Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful

Im not worthy of a wank now

That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!"

Thats him told !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point!

And no - I'm not about to start either!

Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful

Im not worthy of a wank now

That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!"

Someone's feeling better!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Good point!

And no - I'm not about to start either!

Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful

Im not worthy of a wank now

That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!

Thats him told !!!"

Oh he knows it already, just doesn't always listen (and I don't just mean wanking!) then suffers after!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good point!

And no - I'm not about to start either!

Great that makes me feel bloody wonderful

Im not worthy of a wank now

That's because he knows if he wanks before tonight he's sleeping on the sofa and not getting any til he goes down to Plymouth!

Thats him told !!!

Oh he knows it already, just doesn't always listen (and I don't just mean wanking!) then suffers after!

Marriage set in heaven

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are.. "

You get a bloke to hold em in his hands and he goes "weighhhhhhhh" Not sure he'll be able to say how heavy, but fun for both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

You get a bloke to hold em in his hands and he goes "weighhhhhhhh" Not sure he'll be able to say how heavy, but fun for both

Oh sweet lord - if a man did that to me and said that he would get a sharp knee to his bollock area

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

You get a bloke to hold em in his hands and he goes "weighhhhhhhh" Not sure he'll be able to say how heavy, but fun for both

Oh sweet lord - if a man did that to me and said that he would get a sharp knee to his bollock area

Will bear that in mind, if we ever meet...ouch..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id still love to know just how heavy mine are..

You get a bloke to hold em in his hands and he goes "weighhhhhhhh" Not sure he'll be able to say how heavy, but fun for both

Oh sweet lord - if a man did that to me and said that he would get a sharp knee to his bollock area

Will bear that in mind, if we ever meet...ouch..

Hahaha you best do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine weigh just over a stone together - anyone want to independently confirm this?

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