FabSwingers.com forum: It's time to die

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

How would you like to go?

(let's not be morbid btw)

I would like to go in some bizarre painless way. Like a anvil landing on my head

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

In my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you like to go?

(let's not be morbid btw)

I would like to go in some bizarre painless way. Like a anvil landing on my head

Hmmmm I am sure a big heavy object landing on your head would hurt to say the least

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

On my bike. 1 big bang an lights out with no fucking about trying to revive me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after having the best shag of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care how I die. I just don't want to sit and waste away in a care home. I work in one and couldn't bare to be like some of those poor bed bound sods with no quality of life. I am going to move to Switzerland at 70 or Live fast and die young x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would like to die like my grandad, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my bike. 1 big bang an lights out with no fucking about trying to revive me "

perfect

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

giving the grim reaper hell after a long ,full and happy life .

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"On my bike. 1 big bang an lights out with no fucking about trying to revive me

perfect "

there's a spare seat going begging if your that interested lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like every good hero, saving the world for some evil plan.

Except I'm not good so maybe I'd only save SOME part of the world.

Still, better than nothing at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"giving the grim reaper hell after a long ,full and happy life ."

sounds good 2.......trying to figure out what bike that is cbr1000 maybe ???

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i would like to die like my grandad, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus...."

Nicking that for Facebook

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Shagged to death by the forum females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boiled...I wanna taste like chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment ... When it's my time I'm a gonner, that is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagged to death by the forum females"

Damn mis read that as strangled

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Shagged to death by the forum females

Damn mis read that as strangled

Are you good at choking chickens ?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Of a heart attack, aged 99, in bed with 2 much younger dirty girls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my sleep but after having a wild night of sex with two gorgeous women,at least I would die with a smile on my face!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

couldn't agree more pritty much all of em are sex on wheels an i don't think your a real petrol head till you've owned 1 (I had an old spider) but sadly at my tender yrs my days of pushing a ton an a half of metal are in my past......I hope

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Of a heart attack, aged 99, in bed with 2 much younger dirty girls!"
My mum wants to die at 99, the day before her 100th birthday, just to piss people off lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dunno, but I will be waiting for you all at the party downstairs.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC."

hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits for the bob monkhouse gag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.

hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate

Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.

I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*waits for the bob monkhouse gag*"

It's already been done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagged to death by the forum females

Damn mis read that as strangled

Are you good at choking chickens ?"

you shouldn't choke chickens

you take a big axe axe and chop the head off

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Shagged to death by the forum females

Damn mis read that as strangled

Are you good at choking chickens ?

you shouldn't choke chickens

you take a big axe axe and chop the head off

Holy fuck

where's my iron pants !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Shagged to death by the forum females

Damn mis read that as strangled

Are you good at choking chickens ?

you shouldn't choke chickens

you take a big axe axe and chop the head off

Holy fuck

wheree's my iron pants !"

Not so quick fella me lad, need to shove a lemon up the chicken first.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagged to death by the forum females

Damn mis read that as strangled

Are you good at choking chickens ?

you shouldn't choke chickens

you take a big axe axe and chop the head off

Holy fuck

where's my iron pants !"

It's a time to die thread Ryan

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Shagged to death by the forum females

Damn mis read that as strangled

Are you good at choking chickens ?

you shouldn't choke chickens

you take a big axe axe and chop the head off

Holy fuck

wheree's my iron pants !

Not so quick fella me lad, need to shove a lemon up the chicken first..... "

Watch the haemorrhoids

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Lol, I nearly typed melon, that would sort them out

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.

hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate

Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.

I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it."

yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.

hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate

Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.

I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it.

yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout"

My ex took her Megane to Renault, a two minute diag cost her £160 to diagnose a faulty MAF, which she already knew because I'd told her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*waits for the bob monkhouse gag*

It's already been done..."

Ah I missed it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.

hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate

Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.

I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it.

yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout

My ex took her Megane to Renault, a two minute diag cost her £160 to diagnose a faulty MAF, which she already knew because I'd told her!"

hence they won't ever do it but I fear we are high jacking the ops thread an boring the shit out of the rest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to arrive in the afterlife at high speed and on fire! I drive an Alfa so its highly possible even on a trip to the shop!...

pmsl you can say that again my friend

It's a fucking great car though...

They're not that bad, just require regular preventative maintenance and a bit of TLC.

hmmmmm I'll take your word on that mate

Alfa made the smart move of releasing the diagnostic software for anyone to download for free and the KKL/ELM24 cables for only a tenner.

I've only had to plug mine in once, to turn the airbag light off. It's been pretty much faultless since I've had it.

yep I know. Shame they haven't all got the balls to follow sout

My ex took her Megane to Renault, a two minute diag cost her £160 to diagnose a faulty MAF, which she already knew because I'd told her!

hence they won't ever do it but I fear we are high jacking the ops thread an boring the shit out of the rest lol"

You're probably right!

I'll end it with-I'm hoping to get my hands on a copy of Renault Clip, which will save her time and money in future, plus earn me a little on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything so long as I don't see it coming and it doesn't hurt. I mean I wouldn't say no to dying after having my first proper orgasm. Not just a mini "ooooh too intense stop a moment" one.

Other than that I wanna be cremated with another one bites the dust playing as they send me down, followed by disco inferno! Doubt I'd get anyone to agree to that though!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Phew!it's only hypothetical.

When I read the headline,I nearly had a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything so long as I don't see it coming and it doesn't hurt. I mean I wouldn't say no to dying after having my first proper orgasm. Not just a mini "ooooh too intense stop a moment" one.

Other than that I wanna be cremated with another one bites the dust playing as they send me down, followed by disco inferno! Doubt I'd get anyone to agree to that though!"

have my tongue and gun at the ready...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tears in the rain" is all I can think of with the title. We never know how long we have.

Bladerunner ... Have a better one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything so long as I don't see it coming and it doesn't hurt. I mean I wouldn't say no to dying after having my first proper orgasm. Not just a mini "ooooh too intense stop a moment" one.

Other than that I wanna be cremated with another one bites the dust playing as they send me down, followed by disco inferno! Doubt I'd get anyone to agree to that though!

have my tongue and gun at the ready...lol"

Ha ha lol! It'll take a lot more than just a tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care how I go, I just want my last thought to be a happy one.

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