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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have recently realised that my language is getting worse ............. and need a new word that has that satisfying oooooomph to it but isnt a swear word ... any suggestions please - all options considered ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flummoxed

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shenanagins, we all like to get up to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear like a trooper sometimes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Replete" suggests all sorts of prior action

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it can be a little rude just not a full on swear word lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have recently realised that my language is getting worse ............. and need a new word that has that satisfying oooooomph to it but isnt a swear word ... any suggestions please - all options considered ...

OPSIMATH - 'one who has the satisfaction of having learned later in life'

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

Just make them up, and say them convincingly and people believe whatever you tell them it means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satiated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Satiated "

whilst this one made me smile and giggle ... it's not an expletive is it ... and would also take some explaining lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Arsebiscuits is a great word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about crevice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arsebiscuits is a great word!

yep so's bog brush, armpit breath etc but they don't really do it when there are teenagers around lol

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Arsebiscuits is a great word!

That I like, a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about crevice."
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sure I could get that one in ........

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Arsebiscuits is a great word!

yep so's bog brush, armpit breath etc but they don't really do it when there are teenagers around lol

How about "blocked" as to teenagers being blocked on Facebook seems to be the ultimate insult or slight to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" No !"

they hear that one very often !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twanny

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Gusset or Fudge?

Never the two together as that would just be nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gusset or Fudge?

Never the two together as that would just be nasty.

I think I'm gonna hurl!! Nearly as bad as toe jam!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If I'm near kids, I end up saying "for coughs and colds"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "Funky Bar steward"

as in "That guys a funky bar steward if ever there was one"

I also like frankincense - "Oh frankincense!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about just using the first letters of the swears.

For instance calling someone a "doc" would mean they are a dirty old cunt. Or "fos" would be fuck of shithead. Not as satisfying I know but can be used in front of ones with delicate ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'bollernackerated '

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not a swear word at all but I use Ecclefechan when I swear now.

My favourite word at the moment is pinguescent. Unfortunately I am but it's a good word.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

How about "humunculus", it sort of rolls round the mouth before cascading out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiitake mushroom is one I use or shit su.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck is a good fuck substitute.

Funk occasionally.

But I find that swearers tend to go onto harder things, rather than cut down. For instance:

"What the (absolute fuck)?!!" - as opposed to "what the fuck?"

"Sweet fucking Christ!" - as opposed to "Jesus Christ!"

And "Go suck a bag of dicks!" - as opposed to "Yes, I'll work saturday to keep my job!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about crevice. ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sure I could get that one in ........

Depends how deep it is

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Anal speculum?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Blimey O'Reilly is my epithet of choice when a decent curse word would be inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I bash my knee at work my pseudo expletive of choice is "fetlocks".

It has the satisfying F sound, and is half of bollocks

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