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Just a giggle on a Friday morning

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device.

A vibrator ! Firm and rubbery, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent b*stard!,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?! You had better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy . . .You explain the kids.'

Good week end to all!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cool fb xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device.

A vibrator ! Firm and rubbery, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent b*stard!,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?! You had better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy . . .You explain the kids.'

Good week end to all! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bwahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to know where I can buy the same vibrator he used as mine sound like an airplane taking off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to know where I can buy the same vibrator he used as mine sound like an airplane taking off "

Good one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to know where I can buy the same vibrator he used as mine sound like an airplane taking off "

Take the batteries out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to know where I can buy the same vibrator he used as mine sound like an airplane taking off

Take the batteries out! "

And where's the fun in that

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over a year ago

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

So funny Bambi. Love it x

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