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"In my low budject film its got a bad story line 7o's remake Plenty of high heels aand stockings ..pearl necklace stuff ...I'm serious by the way !!! 123 action ... Sorry can't help but as I hail from that era I CAN pass on an important tip to you :- MAKE SURE your film stars a woman with a good,dense amount of pubic hair that wouldn't disgrace Sherwood forest. Ideally it needs to be travelling well down the inner thighs! " maybe worth perusing the vagina surgery thread | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, " Okay, I only asked if you wanted a cuppa!! | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, " And don't forget the 'oh my god this is my first time' and ' agh it's too big for me, no, keep going, Oh it's enormous' - an occasional tearing sound might help if you could practice that sound | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, And don't forget the 'oh my god this is my first time' and ' agh it's too big for me, no, keep going, Oh it's enormous' - an occasional tearing sound might help if you could practice that sound " or use the sound of 2 pieces of Velcro being pulled apart | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, Okay, I only asked if you wanted a cuppa!! " I don't usually get so excited , it's just that I have no milk | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, And don't forget the 'oh my god this is my first time' and ' agh it's too big for me, no, keep going, Oh it's enormous' - an occasional tearing sound might help if you could practice that sound or use the sound of 2 pieces of Velcro being pulled apart " Hmmm good ideas there, ile note them down and practise | |||
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"Is Alexander Skaarsgard and Taylor Lautner gonna be in it?" No but the casting couch will play a part ! | |||
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"Is Alexander Skaarsgard and Taylor Lautner gonna be in it?No but the casting couch will play a part ! " Was interested.....but if Taylor not in....neither am I | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, Okay, I only asked if you wanted a cuppa!! I don't usually get so excited , it's just that I have no milk" Do you take, sugar? Aaaaaaaaaagh yeaaaaaaaaaaah sugar! | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, Okay, I only asked if you wanted a cuppa!! I don't usually get so excited , it's just that I have no milk Do you take, sugar? Aaaaaaaaaagh yeaaaaaaaaaaah sugar! " Just give me creeeeeeeem .. Ooooh yeah swirl it round | |||
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"Sorry I don't have a moustache. I can do a German accent though. "Das ist gut ja?"" i have an old studded cock strap if that is any good to you | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, Okay, I only asked if you wanted a cuppa!! I don't usually get so excited , it's just that I have no milk Do you take, sugar? Aaaaaaaaaagh yeaaaaaaaaaaah sugar! Just give me creeeeeeeem .. Ooooh yeah swirl it round " Was that said in a Violet Elizabeth voice ? | |||
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"can I play the damsel in distress and dat dress lol" It'll be a very SMALL wardrobe budget for that type of film! How are you with small wardrobes? They won't want anyone who is claustrophobic | |||
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"Ile do the voice overs ... OOOOOH, AHHHHH, OH YESSSSS, Okay, I only asked if you wanted a cuppa!! I don't usually get so excited , it's just that I have no milk Do you take, sugar? Aaaaaaaaaagh yeaaaaaaaaaaah sugar! Just give me creeeeeeeem .. Ooooh yeah swirl it round Was that said in a Violet Elizabeth voice ? " Of course | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me" ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! " Why don't you CLEAN UP!! | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! " Yuk! | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! Yuk! " endangered species has the gloves lol | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! Yuk! endangered species has the gloves lol " Ah so he has .... Cooooooo eeeeeeeeee | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! Yuk! endangered species has the gloves lol " Kindly leave my sexual gloves out the equation modom They are my body massagers n not for cleaning up icky! Lol | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! Yuk! endangered species has the gloves lol Kindly leave my sexual gloves out the equation modom They are my body massagers n not for cleaning up icky! Lol " It's frothy coffee ffs!! | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! Yuk! endangered species has the gloves lol Kindly leave my sexual gloves out the equation modom They are my body massagers n not for cleaning up icky! Lol It's frothy coffee ffs!! " BUT I need to keep them clean to chafe the hot candlewax off my victims....er.....sorry liaisons | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! Yuk! endangered species has the gloves lol Kindly leave my sexual gloves out the equation modom They are my body massagers n not for cleaning up icky! Lol It's frothy coffee ffs!! " *checks stick for correct end | |||
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"Frothing as we speak, sugar! Give it to me ....messy! -let me pass you a napkin! Why don't you CLEAN UP!! Yuk! endangered species has the gloves lol Kindly leave my sexual gloves out the equation modom They are my body massagers n not for cleaning up icky! Lol It's frothy coffee ffs!! *checks stick for correct end " Hey you backed out mr!! | |||
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"Are you filming it in the hotel room next to mine? There are spanking noises and ooohhs and aaahhs coming at regular intervals. I haven't heard any German yet." It's me in training with my flogger paddle thing, it's much better than a standard whip | |||
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"Are you filming it in the hotel room next to mine? There are spanking noises and ooohhs and aaahhs coming at regular intervals. I haven't heard any German yet. It's me in training with my flogger paddle thing, it's much better than a standard whip " Could you take a break - I've got to work in the morning. | |||
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"Are you filming it in the hotel room next to mine? There are spanking noises and ooohhs and aaahhs coming at regular intervals. I haven't heard any German yet. It's me in training with my flogger paddle thing, it's much better than a standard whip Could you take a break - I've got to work in the morning." Sure ,, my arms hurting anyway | |||
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"can I play the damsel in distress and dat dress lol It'll be a very SMALL wardrobe budget for that type of film! How are you with small wardrobes? They won't want anyone who is claustrophobic " Fabs remake of The Lyin, the Bitch and the Whoresrobe... | |||
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"Do you need a busty tranny to come on, halfway through the big scene, with a restaurant menu in hand, see the camera, do a comedy double take, do a Brucie and then exit stage left, pursued by bear? " Probably ONLY if u can balance a trayful of schoonerd of sweet Sherry at the same time | |||
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"Can I bring my pussy pump " You n that ruddy pussy pump! Are u on commission or summat lol | |||
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"Can I bring my pussy pump You n that ruddy pussy pump! Are u on commission or summat lol " How did you guess | |||
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"Can I bring my pussy pump You n that ruddy pussy pump! Are u on commission or summat lol How did you guess " Cos it ubiquitously appearing in ALL your posts that's how | |||
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"Do you need a busty tranny to come on, halfway through the big scene, with a restaurant menu in hand, see the camera, do a comedy double take, do a Brucie and then exit stage left, pursued by bear? " your in | |||
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"Can I bring my pussy pump " yes | |||
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