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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would women have surgery on their vaginas?

Seeing to many fannys with loose dangling bit.

Do men like it or not ?

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Love it - they all look succulent and sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would women have surgery on their vaginas?

Seeing to many fannys with loose dangling bit.

Do men like it or not ? "

Well you don't want every single one to be the same otherwise there'd be little point being on fab

A little variety never killed anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt have surgery unless i really had too. its like faces some look better than others, we have to learn to like and accept ourselves the way we are, some people will like us, some people wont, its just the way life is.

im no oil painting but it doesnt stop me meeting people, its not all about looks all the time.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Would women have surgery on their vaginas?

Seeing to many fannys with loose dangling bit.

Do men like it or not ? "

i may be sadistic and get mine SEWN up bet my hubby would love that hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not hugely keen on peeling a ladies undies off to be greeted by Fred Bassett's ears or to be having a fumble and find my hand trapped in john waynes saddle bags but isnt surgery a bit extreme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who has surgery for purely cosmetic reasons on their foo foo must be crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would Absolutely have surgery if mine Looked like that. some women seem Proud of theirs Thou and even Spread it all out on photos

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over


"i wouldnt have surgery unless i really had too. its like faces some look better than others, we have to learn to like and accept ourselves the way we are, some people will like us, some people wont, its just the way life is.

im no oil painting but it doesnt stop me meeting people, its not all about looks all the time."

Gotta say what a lovely hairy pussy you have x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"i would Absolutely have surgery if mine Looked like that. some women seem Proud of theirs Thou and even Spread it all out on photos"

some pics ive seen make me cringe but someone else may love it i think id consider it if i looked like a lettuce leaf lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I like all kinds of fajiners.

In case anyone is worried about their labia situation just send me your hamburger shots and I will give you an honest critique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would Absolutely have surgery if mine Looked like that. some women seem Proud of theirs Thou and even Spread it all out on photos"

Good for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has surgery for purely cosmetic reasons on their foo foo must be crazy

"

Or over used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wouldnt have surgery unless i really had too. its like faces some look better than others, we have to learn to like and accept ourselves the way we are, some people will like us, some people wont, its just the way life is.

im no oil painting but it doesnt stop me meeting people, its not all about looks all the time.

Gotta say what a lovely hairy pussy you have x"

Thanks.

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By *S_PennyTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm rather looking forward to my designer foo foo.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I'm rather looking forward to my designer foo foo. "

my nephew who is my neice now is getting a designer foo foo too

mines neat and tidy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who has surgery for purely cosmetic reasons on their foo foo must be crazy

Or over used it "

Better than being under used though.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Isn't it a bit tragic that just because a woman's vagina may not look like a typical neat little porn star's foof they are expected to have radical surgery.

We aren't all meant to look identical, thank heavens and heres to vaginas of all shapes and sizes

T x

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By *S_PennyTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"I'm rather looking forward to my designer foo foo.

my nephew who is my neice now is getting a designer foo foo too

mines neat and tidy lol"

That's great to hear. She having it done here or overseas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely not another ugly vagina thread. All the usual cliches are bound to come out. I'm just waiting for a kebab one. Not funny and quite offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to say if i were brave i wud have it tightened,and the flappy bits evened up.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely not another ugly vagina thread. All the usual cliches are bound to come out. I'm just waiting for a kebab one. Not funny and quite offensive. "

I love kebabs, especially with a bit of chilli and mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if your vagina is neat and tidy, but the rest of you looks a mess though, how many people would have everything fixed, i mean they can only do so much, you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I'm rather looking forward to my designer foo foo.

my nephew who is my neice now is getting a designer foo foo too

mines neat and tidy lol

That's great to hear. She having it done here or overseas? "

overseas shes had face and voicebox done good luck with yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it really bothered me yes, why not?

I am sure there must be cases of women who have had complicated vaginal births or even genital mutilation who would like to have the choice to have their bits corrected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's threads like these that make women self conscious! It actually puts me off meeting if people judge what you look like down there!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"What about if your vagina is neat and tidy, but the rest of you looks a mess though, how many people would have everything fixed, i mean they can only do so much, you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear."

very true im no beauty but passable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's threads like these that make women self conscious! It actually puts me off meeting if people judge what you look like down there! "

Not everyone that narrow minded, just block the idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's threads like these that make women self conscious! It actually puts me off meeting if people judge what you look like down there!

Not everyone that narrow minded, just block the idiots."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ? "

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ? "

Yes why not, some people look like cabbage patch dolls, but they still have face pics on here and why not, or maybe they should wear a mask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not. "

Oh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Yes why not, some people look like cabbage patch dolls, but they still have face pics on here and why not, or maybe they should wear a mask? "

ha ha

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Still no pictures ffs

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By *S_PennyTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"I'm rather looking forward to my designer foo foo.

my nephew who is my neice now is getting a designer foo foo too

mines neat and tidy lol

That's great to hear. She having it done here or overseas?

overseas shes had face and voicebox done good luck with yours "

Cool. Yeah cheaper and better job done generally. Thank you too xx

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Those "Loose dangling bits" are natural in a lot of women....

Il admit I dont like seeing them, but then womens "bits" dont interest me

Fortunately men arent as shallow as us women when it comes to things like that

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Mine is neat and tidy. I prefer it that way. That being said I've seen a programme about people having their labia reduced and if mine were to be larger they'd be staying that way x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I've not seen any of these pussies with "extra dangly bits".

And if we're being realistic, a cock is hardly a beautiful thing to look at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh I've not seen any of these pussies with "extra dangly bits".

And if we're being realistic, a cock is hardly a beautiful thing to look at."

I saw a very slim young girl in fiesta magazine with one like it, cant imagine it putting many men off her, somehow.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Would women have surgery on their vaginas?

Seeing to many fannys with loose dangling bit.

Do men like it or not ? "

No I would not have surgery on my dangly bits!!

Do men like it? - Never had any anyone run away after I have dropped my knickers.....

I admit I would prefer to have a 'nice and tidy' one but it is only from reading threads like these that have made me rather self conscious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it doesn't look like the infamous blue waffle picture (google it!!) then it wouldn't put me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as it doesn't look like the infamous blue waffle picture (google it!!) then it wouldn't put me off "

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as it don't look like it been through a mangle...I am ok with the big lips.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"i would Absolutely have surgery if mine Looked like that. some women seem Proud of theirs Thou and even Spread it all out on photos"

Should they not be then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as it doesn't look like the infamous blue waffle picture (google it!!) then it wouldn't put me off

Yikes "

huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would Absolutely have surgery if mine Looked like that. some women seem Proud of theirs Thou and even Spread it all out on photos

Should they not be then?"

did i say Other wise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh I've not seen any of these pussies with "extra dangly bits".

And if we're being realistic, a cock is hardly a beautiful thing to look at.

I saw a very slim young girl in fiesta magazine with one like it, cant imagine it putting many men off her, somehow."

Fiesta! Not seen that in years. But then, who buys porn mags anymore?

I'm not bothered what it looks like as long as it's not hairy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as it doesn't look like the infamous blue waffle picture (google it!!) then it wouldn't put me off

Yikes

huh?"

I'm wondering how many wanted over the blue waffle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perhaps a new topic would be appropriate " who would lick the blue waffle" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"perhaps a new topic would be appropriate " who would lick the blue waffle" lol "

Lol

Let's see who would fook it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as it doesn't look like the infamous blue waffle picture (google it!!) then it wouldn't put me off "

OMG !! Why why why did I look !!!!!!! Eeeek !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are now informed ! lol ... Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"perhaps a new topic would be appropriate " who would lick the blue waffle" lol "

How close would you have to be to be able to smell it? Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it a bit tragic that just because a woman's vagina may not look like a typical neat little porn star's foof they are expected to have radical surgery.

We aren't all meant to look identical, thank heavens and heres to vaginas of all shapes and sizes

T x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"perhaps a new topic would be appropriate " who would lick the blue waffle" lol

How close would you have to be to be able to smell it? Hahaha! "

Ewwwww....not close at all!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"perhaps a new topic would be appropriate " who would lick the blue waffle" lol

How close would you have to be to be able to smell it? Hahaha! "

Go and smell it and then do a post about it

"Gagging"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha the blue waffle proof there is no god lol and im all for hanging labia give you something to tease be rather mean to complain a vagina is a vagina no matter how the come except blue waffle that's the antichrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"perhaps a new topic would be appropriate " who would lick the blue waffle" lol

How close would you have to be to be able to smell it? Hahaha!

Go and smell it and then do a post about it

"Gagging" "

I've just eaten and I don't fancy seeing it come back up.

I'd imagine I'd hear that song from The Omen if you get too close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on topic though, I know someone who did have surgery to correct what they thought was "wrong" with them. Having said that she was the kind of person I would have expected to do that - the same kind of person who thinks that a breastfeeding baby is "freaky".....(her words, not mine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies to the OP looks like the blue waffle comment has sparked a whole new conversation.

Again apologies

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

there was a film called teeth too!! lol she had them in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rather looking forward to my designer foo foo. "

Your designer vagina is for different reasons than vanity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"perhaps a new topic would be appropriate " who would lick the blue waffle" lol

How close would you have to be to be able to smell it? Hahaha!

Go and smell it and then do a post about it

"Gagging"

I've just eaten and I don't fancy seeing it come back up.

What did u have ? Beans on waffles

I'd imagine I'd hear that song from The Omen if you get too close. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there was a film called teeth too!! lol she had them in it"

I remember that. Such a bad film.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"there was a film called teeth too!! lol she had them in it

I remember that. Such a bad film."

she didn't know if she needed a gynocologist or a dentist!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Human centipede is quite gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there was a film called teeth too!! lol she had them in it

I remember that. Such a bad film.

she didn't know if she needed a gynocologist or a dentist!!! lol"

Haha!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Human centipede is quite gross "

was awful wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Human centipede is quite gross

was awful wasn't it?"

Did u watch both ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Human centipede is quite gross

was awful wasn't it?

Did u watch both ?"

nope

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

leave well alone .. dont listen to the dangly police.. only correct a clinical problem

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im not letting any old cunt operate on me

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay


"leave well alone .. dont listen to the dangly police.. only correct a clinical problem "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ? "

Don't think anyone has a pretty one... I have never had anyone refuse me for not being neat down their. To be fair I never worry. What ever it looks like. People seem to like playing with it or fucking it.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I was in bed with my Japanese girlfriend, when I happened to remark that her fanny was getting a bit baggy...

She lost it, and screamed,

"You always CLITTYSIZING!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a perineal repair but since it's cosmetic I couldn't have it on the NHS. Unfair since my perineum is shorter due to multiple labours and incompetent stitching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not hugely keen on peeling a ladies undies off to be greeted by Fred Bassett's ears or to be having a fumble and find my hand trapped in john waynes saddle bags but isnt surgery a bit extreme?"

Thank you for that laugh! Brilliant

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

There are those of us that like large flaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few that look like round kill,a gud tidy vagiba is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vagina"

I'm glad mine is clean and tidy and no dangly bits hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are those of us that like large flaps."

Fat cats???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vagina

I'm glad mine is clean and tidy and no dangly bits hanging "

Nice n tidy is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a thought regarding penis extensions - do they charge by the inch

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By *sa fun bradfordMan
over a year ago

bradford/leeds

with flaps or with out I don't mind one bit as long a s its clean and wet do we really care lol

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always the women that are the most

Harsh and judgemental, ad rather havey bigger lips and look how i do than have "neat and tidy" than look like some of the women On here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vagina

I'm glad mine is clean and tidy and no dangly bits hanging "

It's just a shame your personality isn't as nicely formed.

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Vagina

I'm glad mine is clean and tidy and no dangly bits hanging

It's just a shame your personality isn't as nicely formed. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vagina

I'm glad mine is clean and tidy and no dangly bits hanging

It's just a shame your personality isn't as nicely formed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (d) prefer the messy look as apposed the 'tidy' look....so keep ur dangly bits ladies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Vagina

I'm glad mine is clean and tidy and no dangly bits hanging

It's just a shame your personality isn't as nicely formed. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well im lop sided all over but theres not much i can do about that, i like the inside bits of my fanny but not the outside bit so much, being lopsided.

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By *sa fun bradfordMan
over a year ago

bradford/leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like an honest opinion of mine cos either I'm getting more than my quota of men that don't eat kebab or mine is uber oogly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"with flaps or with out I don't mind one bit as long a s its clean and wet do we really care lol "

any holes a goal eh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have seen loads of different looking vaginas and as long as the owner is happy in themselves that's good enough for us.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"I would like an honest opinion of mine cos either I'm getting more than my quota of men that don't eat kebab or mine is uber oogly!! "

Bit difficult with no pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like an honest opinion of mine cos either I'm getting more than my quota of men that don't eat kebab or mine is uber oogly!!

Bit difficult with no pics "

It's in my private photos. Very apt I think

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off "

It must be nice to be so perfect.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off

It must be nice to be so perfect.

*Her*"

Oh lord its hard to be humble when your perfect in every way.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Always the women that are the most

Harsh and judgemental, ad rather havey bigger lips and look how i do than have "neat and tidy" than look like some of the women On here "

I have nearly reached 40 with a "neat and tidy" fanny.. should i be worried about what people think..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I would like an honest opinion of mine cos either I'm getting more than my quota of men that don't eat kebab or mine is uber oogly!! "
i d go there .. no prob . x olov

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Always the women that are the most

Harsh and judgemental, ad rather havey bigger lips and look how i do than have "neat and tidy" than look like some of the women On here

I have nearly reached 40 with a "neat and tidy" fanny.. should i be worried about what people think.. "

What?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always the women that are the most

Harsh and judgemental, ad rather havey bigger lips and look how i do than have "neat and tidy" than look like some of the women On here

I have nearly reached 40 with a "neat and tidy" fanny.. should i be worried about what people think..

What?? Lol"

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Always the women that are the most

Harsh and judgemental, ad rather havey bigger lips and look how i do than have "neat and tidy" than look like some of the women On here

I have nearly reached 40 with a "neat and tidy" fanny.. should i be worried about what people think.. "

And why quote me when im one of the ones not judgin vaginas?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines cleana and presentable and i never leave a "snail trail"

so why mutilate your self ?

Having dillusions of grandeur is not a nice quality

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not. "

lol, this is the best retort I have seen on here in a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not.

lol, this is the best retort I have seen on here in a long time"

U should get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not.

lol, this is the best retort I have seen on here in a long time"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not.

lol, this is the best retort I have seen on here in a long time

U should get out more "

thank you for your advice.

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Let me rephrase : if u had a vagina that looked like smashed kebab would u parade it on here for all to see ?

Some people parade pea sized brains so I don't see why not.

lol, this is the best retort I have seen on here in a long time"

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"mines cleana and presentable and i never leave a "snail trail"

so why mutilate your self ?

Having dillusions of grandeur is not a nice quality "

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Always the women that are the most

Harsh and judgemental, ad rather havey bigger lips and look how i do than have "neat and tidy" than look like some of the women On here

I have nearly reached 40 with a "neat and tidy" fanny.. should i be worried about what people think..

And why quote me when im one of the ones not judgin vaginas?????"

Thought maybe you were an Specialist on this subject - As you also Quoted - That it always The Women who were the most Harsh and Judgemental..

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Ok, this is where I'm going to be pedantic, shot down in flame, potentially a thread killer and remind everyone that a vagina is not visible unless you go looking for it but labia (please, not labbia) are.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ok, this is where I'm going to be pedantic, shot down in flame, potentially a thread killer and remind everyone that a vagina is not visible unless you go looking for it but labia (please, not labbia) are."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is where I'm going to be pedantic, shot down in flame, potentially a thread killer and remind everyone that a vagina is not visible unless you go looking for it but labia (please, not labbia) are."

oh yeah . Perhaps the thread should be changed to should those that have bucket fannys go under knife to have them tightened then we could decide what constitutes a bucket fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off "

That ugly dangly bit is meant to be there. Every woman has an ugly dangly bit. Some have larger than others but as everyone knows size doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is where I'm going to be pedantic, shot down in flame, potentially a thread killer and remind everyone that a vagina is not visible unless you go looking for it but labia (please, not labbia) are."

Well,. unless it sounds like im giving myself a round of applause when im walking.......i aint having them chopped off.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ok, this is where I'm going to be pedantic, shot down in flame, potentially a thread killer and remind everyone that a vagina is not visible unless you go looking for it but labia (please, not labbia) are.

Well,. unless it sounds like im giving myself a round of applause when im walking.......i aint having them chopped off. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked good pair of pussy lips. Nice to look at and to play with and suck.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off

That ugly dangly bit is meant to be there. Every woman has an ugly dangly bit. Some have larger than others but as everyone knows size doesn't matter "

**********

Not everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off

That ugly dangly bit is meant to be there. Every woman has an ugly dangly bit. Some have larger than others but as everyone knows size doesn't matter

**********

Not everyone "

Have you a designer vagina too

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Too ?? does that mean you have. ??

No its very neat with no dangly bits.. There is nothing to cut off.

Guess we all just different

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off

That ugly dangly bit is meant to be there. Every woman has an ugly dangly bit. Some have larger than others but as everyone knows size doesn't matter "

am i abnormal then? I don't have dangly bits!!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

if a woman does the splits and sticks to the floor their lips are too big!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would women have surgery on their vaginas?

Seeing to many fannys with loose dangling bit.

Do men like it or not ? "

Go for it if you can get it on the NHS i would thing pee on the raw bits might hurt but there is nothing like a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too ?? does that mean you have. ??

No its very neat with no dangly bits.. There is nothing to cut off.

Guess we all just different "

Too as in you and miss perfect that started this. Everyone has a labia some are big some are small. I was only quoting her use of 'ugly dangly bits'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off

That ugly dangly bit is meant to be there. Every woman has an ugly dangly bit. Some have larger than others but as everyone knows size doesn't matter

am i abnormal then? I don't have dangly bits!!!"

Don't ask me it was the op that used those words. I was only quoting what she said because I can't believe a woman would say such a thing. Some people are so insensitive

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Yes some people are and the Op has spent all day winding up people

But your comment about everyone having labia .. I assume you mean the inner lips is NOT correct. I do not !.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it.... "

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! "
At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage.... "

wizard sleeve

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage.... "

Have a look for the pearl earring I lost in 2003 will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage....

"

Always liked cucumber sandwiches - crust removed as I'm posh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Right I have just finished my rummage, and wiped my hands before you Health and Hygiene freaks get on my back.....No abnormalities.....still a lovely looking cucumber...Clitoral Hood- Check...Clitoris-check...Labia Minora- not too big...yay! ...check....Urethral Opening- Still there- check....Vaginal Opening- check.....Perineum....check......all present and correct...no saggy bits....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage....

Always liked cucumber sandwiches - crust removed as I'm posh "
A crusty Vagina is a whole different thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes some people are and the Op has spent all day winding up people

But your comment about everyone having labia .. I assume you mean the inner lips is NOT correct. I do not !. "

Ok. I take that back then not everyone does x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage....

Always liked cucumber sandwiches - crust removed as I'm posh A crusty Vagina is a whole different thread! "

Please don't mention cucumber and tuna sandwiches...

Oh bugger

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Yes some people are and the Op has spent all day winding up people

But your comment about everyone having labia .. I assume you mean the inner lips is NOT correct. I do not !.

Ok. I take that back then not everyone does x"
I don't either

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage....

Always liked cucumber sandwiches - crust removed as I'm posh A crusty Vagina is a whole different thread!

Please don't mention cucumber and tuna sandwiches...

Oh bugger "

NO MAYO?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage....

Always liked cucumber sandwiches - crust removed as I'm posh A crusty Vagina is a whole different thread!

Please don't mention cucumber and tuna sandwiches...

Oh bugger

NO MAYO?"
Man Mayo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would only have surgery if it was for medical reasons....I like my vagina and all the bits n pieces associated with it....

'All the bits n pieces'? What do you have down there?! At the moment, a cucumber...very nice looking one of course....hang on I will have a rummage....

Always liked cucumber sandwiches - crust removed as I'm posh A crusty Vagina is a whole different thread!

Please don't mention cucumber and tuna sandwiches...

Oh bugger

NO MAYO?Man Mayo? "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day "
.

Ha I wasn't part of that clinic

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By *loppy chopperMan
over a year ago

birmingham

All ads to the pleasure

Be natural

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day .

Ha I wasn't part of that clinic "

Ok minge my inbox. I will give you a private consultation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day .

Ha I wasn't part of that clinic

Ok minge my inbox. I will give you a private consultation "

Can you answer one question first please , hairy or smooth

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day .

Ha I wasn't part of that clinic

Ok minge my inbox. I will give you a private consultation

Can you answer one question first please , hairy or smooth "

Are you asking for a blind diagnosis? Just put a plaster over the spots so my eyes don't burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day .

Ha I wasn't part of that clinic

Ok minge my inbox. I will give you a private consultation

Can you answer one question first please , hairy or smooth

Are you asking for a blind diagnosis? Just put a plaster over the spots so my eyes don't burn "

I'm not showing you me bum just me minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like an honest opinion of mine cos either I'm getting more than my quota of men that don't eat kebab or mine is uber oogly!! i d go there .. no prob . x olov"

have you seen mine?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have seen loads of different looking vaginas and as long as the owner is happy in themselves that's good enough for us. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes some people are and the Op has spent all day winding up people

But your comment about everyone having labia .. I assume you mean the inner lips is NOT correct. I do not !.

Ok. I take that back then not everyone does x I don't either "

Bit of a late bloomer.. Hadn't seen many girls. My clit is small. And I just look like a slit. The first day I saw a lady with a clit that permanently remained outside her lips I was shocked. Looked like a mini penis. I thought it was very intriging, she was very cool too, and it was nice to see...and play with. And though I don't have it, I think fat labia can look pretty hot too! Thank goodness for variety!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day "

Are you running another one?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off "

I think you have some serious body image issues what with your scars thread yesterday as well.

I hope you can find a way to deal with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about that ugly dangly extra skin dose that look sexy ?

U feel like cutting it off

I think you have some serious body image issues what with your scars thread yesterday as well.

I hope you can find a way to deal with them. "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day

Are you running another one? "

Looks like there is plenty of demand from self conscious foofs

I quite like chocolate brown labs

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Always the women that are the most

Harsh and judgemental, ad rather havey bigger lips and look how i do than have "neat and tidy" than look like some of the women On here

I have nearly reached 40 with a "neat and tidy" fanny.. should i be worried about what people think..

And why quote me when im one of the ones not judgin vaginas?????

Thought maybe you were an Specialist on this subject - As you also Quoted - That it always The Women who were the most Harsh and Judgemental.. "

Yep i have a degree

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day

Are you running another one?

Looks like there is plenty of demand from self conscious foofs

I quite like chocolate brown labs "

* puts chocolate spread & paintbrush on shopping list *

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day

Are you running another one?

Looks like there is plenty of demand from self conscious foofs

I quite like chocolate brown labs

* puts chocolate spread & paintbrush on shopping list *

"

If it's an emulsion brush, you may need extra therapy

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Ffs not this again. I thought this was all resolved in the show me your fanny clinic I held the other day

Are you running another one?

Looks like there is plenty of demand from self conscious foofs

I quite like chocolate brown labs

* puts chocolate spread & paintbrush on shopping list *

If it's an emulsion brush, you may need extra therapy "

* hides roller behind back *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no real opinions about the issue altho if there were enormous swathes of it I might feel a little uncomfortable with my head down there n doing a mighty fine impression of Duncan Goodhew in his swimming hat

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I don't think my lady furniture is that attractive and in an ideal world it would look better but I wouldn't have surgery unless I needed to.

It still works, I haven't had anyone scream in horror at it and run for the hills so guess it can't be that bad, also never felt that way about anyone else's seems I'm only judgemental with my own.

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

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