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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went to see one of our sons today in his work. Had to drop a pic off for him to draw forme. Well there was a bloke there just about to get his knob tattooed. Ouch I thought. Well me being me gad to ask. Does it shrink when its being done and how fo you stop it doing so. Well apparently its strapped up......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to see one of our sons today in his work. Had to drop a pic off for him to draw forme. Well there was a bloke there just about to get his knob tattooed. Ouch I thought. Well me being me gad to ask. Does it shrink when its being done and how fo you stop it doing so. Well apparently its strapped up...... "

Don't they nail it to a board first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I know cheeky. Hes was having several graduating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to see one of our sons today in his work. Had to drop a pic off for him to draw forme. Well there was a bloke there just about to get his knob tattooed. Ouch I thought. Well me being me gad to ask. Does it shrink when its being done and how fo you stop it doing so. Well apparently its strapped up......

Don't they nail it to a board first? "

Well fox apparently they tape it a small lollypop type stick after the victim has streched his willy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tattooist tells a wonderful story where she tattooed a guy's cock in the style of a dragon so when he came it was a spitting dragon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have TE tattooed my cock . When i get a hard on it reads . " Toshnfromhulleast yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago after a wekkend on beer from work we all got in work on time except one lad he came in after dinner and was on pain he said can i help him as i was main first aider. I assumed it was nowt major till he dropped his pants put cock on table daft bastard had his cock pierced o nearly threw up asked why and who did it he said he was pissed and did it himself.

I cringe just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone says they're from Llanfair PG they're lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Years ago after a wekkend on beer from work we all got in work on time except one lad he came in after dinner and was on pain he said can i help him as i was main first aider. I assumed it was nowt major till he dropped his pants put cock on table daft bastard had his cock pierced o nearly threw up asked why and who did it he said he was pissed and did it himself.

One of ours had his pierced, bloke said to him 35 quid with anaesthetic or pound without son said heres the pound

I cringe just thinking about it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone says they're from Llanfair PG they're lying "

Hahaha brilliant fox xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to watch a man getting his cock pierced

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Wouldn't it just be easier to take Viagra?

Or maybe the guy does before it get's strapped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it just be easier to take Viagra?

Or maybe the guy does before it get's strapped up "

Wouldn't want any extra blood flowing down there than necessary

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone


"I have TE tattooed my cock . When i get a hard on it reads . " Toshnfromhulleast yorkshire"

Snap! I've got that tattooed on mine too, except when I'm hard it reads 'TE'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have TE tattooed my cock . When i get a hard on it reads . " Toshnfromhulleast yorkshire

Snap! I've got that tattooed on mine too, except when I'm hard it reads 'TE' "
Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to see one of our sons today in his work. Had to drop a pic off for him to draw forme. Well there was a bloke there just about to get his knob tattooed. Ouch I thought. Well me being me gad to ask. Does it shrink when its being done and how fo you stop it doing so. Well apparently its strapped up......

Don't they nail it to a board first?

Well fox apparently they tape it a small lollypop type stick after the victim has streched his willy xx "

Lol i'v had mine tattood and it wasn't taped to anything, didn't need to be stretched or hard

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Went to see one of our sons today in his work. Had to drop a pic off for him to draw forme. Well there was a bloke there just about to get his knob tattooed. Ouch I thought. Well me being me gad to ask. Does it shrink when its being done and how fo you stop it doing so. Well apparently its strapped up......

Don't they nail it to a board first?

Well fox apparently they tape it a small lollypop type stick after the victim has streched his willy xx

Lol i'v had mine tattood and it wasn't taped to anything, didn't need to be stretched or hard "

To be fair yours is only little.

The tattoo, I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to see one of our sons today in his work. Had to drop a pic off for him to draw forme. Well there was a bloke there just about to get his knob tattooed. Ouch I thought. Well me being me gad to ask. Does it shrink when its being done and how fo you stop it doing so. Well apparently its strapped up......

Don't they nail it to a board first?

Well fox apparently they tape it a small lollypop type stick after the victim has streched his willy xx

Lol i'v had mine tattood and it wasn't taped to anything, didn't need to be stretched or hard

To be fair yours is only little.

The tattoo, I mean."

Lol good point

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