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By *GR2014 OP   Man
over a year ago

England

How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best? "

Cant turn my mattress , but then there are towels

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

There are always steam cleaners.

-M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are always steam cleaners.

-M"

Got one of them.

plus a mattress protector and a big red rubber sheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beurkkkkkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best? "

No! Rubber sheets splash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

No! Rubber sheets splash! "

Wasn't that Daryl Hannah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

No! Rubber sheets splash!

Wasn't that Daryl Hannah? "

Who's Daryl Hannah?..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive got shower curtain i put on the bed and a couple of fleece blankies over the top so it soaks it in. They wash and dry really quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

No! Rubber sheets splash!

Wasn't that Daryl Hannah?

Who's Daryl Hannah?.. "

Oh that joke went down the pan well and truly ! She's the mermaid in the film 'Splash'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got shower curtain i put on the bed and a couple of fleece blankies over the top so it soaks it in. They wash and dry really quickly"

I know someone who only squirts in the hall with a mop to hand

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

No! Rubber sheets splash!

Wasn't that Daryl Hannah?

Who's Daryl Hannah?.. "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

No! Rubber sheets splash!

Wasn't that Daryl Hannah?

Who's Daryl Hannah?..

Oh that joke went down the pan well and truly ! She's the mermaid in the film 'Splash' "

She?...fuck me I thought it was a bloke! Haha!

...... heard the name but never seen her or the film.

But good joke though! I'm laughing.....now.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

..... and don't point her towards anything electrical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

No! Rubber sheets splash!

Wasn't that Daryl Hannah?

Who's Daryl Hannah?..

Oh that joke went down the pan well and truly ! She's the mermaid in the film 'Splash'

She?...fuck me I thought it was a bloke! Haha!

...... heard the name but never seen her or the film.

But good joke though! I'm laughing.....now. "

Too late Ben! I'm showing my age ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best?

No! Rubber sheets splash!

Wasn't that Daryl Hannah?

Who's Daryl Hannah?..

Oh that joke went down the pan well and truly ! She's the mermaid in the film 'Splash'

She?...fuck me I thought it was a bloke! Haha!

...... heard the name but never seen her or the film.

But good joke though! I'm laughing.....now.

Too late Ben! I'm showing my age ha ha "

No fear QOT! All is well!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"How many times do you turn a mattress over or are rubber sheets best? "

you must be a heavy cummer then. ?

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh


"..... and don't point her towards anything electrical "

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