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Poems To Order

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm bored in my office and taking orders for poems. If you'd like me to write you a limerick speak up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes please. Must include the word fandango.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

a lady who sat on a quango

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"a lady who sat on a quango

"

Was quietly eating a mango...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss Lickety Splits

Is testing my wits

By asking to write her a ditty

She's tropical like a mango

And dances a mean fandango

That involves shaking her fabulous titty(s)

Hmmmmm not my finest moment I'm sure!


"Yes please. Must include the word fandango.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say I love mine so much it's on my profile. I feel privelaged to be the first x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

there was a slut called claire

who said this just isnt fair

please quick call a plumber

for it seems a cucumber

has got stuck in my derrierre

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Yes please. You can start with 'A couple called Adam and Tina'.

And hurry up about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will throw my hat in the ring also, hope OP doesnt mind.

i shall compose a verse for anybody that would like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a couple called adam and tina

a nicer pair you could rarely have seen-a

they like dirty fun

theyll make anyone cum

they really couldnt be any keener

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A couple called Adam & Tina

Placed an ad for a male naked cleaner

It was answered by Rob

With a sizable knob

As they soon found out Tina's screamer


"Yes please. You can start with 'A couple called Adam and Tina'.

And hurry up about it."

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"a couple called adam and tina

a nicer pair you could rarely have seen-a

they like dirty fun

theyll make anyone cum

they really couldnt be any keener"

Ha ! Very good

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"A couple called Adam & Tina

Placed an ad for a male naked cleaner

It was answered by Rob

With a sizable knob

As they soon found out Tina's screamer

Yes please. You can start with 'A couple called Adam and Tina'.

And hurry up about it."

You, sir, are a genius

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Miss Lickety Splits

Is testing my wits

By asking to write her a ditty

She's tropical like a mango

And dances a mean fandango

That involves shaking her fabulous titty(s)

Hmmmmm not my finest moment I'm sure!

Yes please. Must include the word fandango.

"

Thank you for trying. I am as fragrant and juicy as a ripe mango.

For those using quango - I've sat on my fair share of those but never danced the fandango when in business mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh go on if your that bored

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A young lady I met called fruitloop

Had a penchant for playing with gloop

She was mad as a hatter

And enjoyed a good splatter

But never with piss, pain or poop!


"oh go on if your that bored "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh go on if your that bored "

fruitloops is a right saucy mare

with great boobs and lovely red hair

she will blow your mind

and it is only kind

if you reciprocate with equal flair

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