FabSwingers.com forum: worst things to clean up with after a wank

By *ingjay OP Man
over a year ago

exeter

I will admit but not actually divulge, but at the heat of the moment I have grabbed real bad things to mop up after an off the cuff wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Izal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually grab the nearest library book off the shelf. I'm banned from several libraries.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will admit but not actually divulge, but at the heat of the moment I have grabbed real bad things to mop up after an off the cuff wank!

What's the worst thing you have? M/f can reply"
Define "Real Bad Things?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife's hand didn't go down a bundle.

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Fifty Pound note.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swarfega

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By *ingjay OP Man
over a year ago

exeter

"I will admit but not actually divulge, but at the heat of the moment I have grabbed real bad things to mop up after an off the cuff wank!

What's the worst thing you have? M/f can replyDefine "Real Bad Things?"

Things other people will touch, things you know cum should never touch, things police would question you for hours about

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I will admit but not actually divulge, but at the heat of the moment I have grabbed real bad things to mop up after an off the cuff wank!

What's the worst thing you have? M/f can replyDefine "Real Bad Things?"

Things other people will touch, things you know cum should never touch, things police would question you for hours about"
Police? Ok I will make like the Dragons....I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandpaper

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By *ingjay OP Man
over a year ago

exeter

"Sandpaper"

I have never had sand paper as the nearest thing to hand to mop up!!! I have wanker in my shed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sandpaper

I have never had sand paper as the nearest thing to hand to mop up!!! I have wanker in my shed!

You have a wanker in your shed...

Is it attached to a power tool or is a person sat there waiting for you to get the lawn mower out and gives you a quick knuckle shuffle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ex mother in laws pillow.

oh, and wasnt a wank, it was after sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will admit but not actually divulge, but at the heat of the moment I have grabbed real bad things to mop up after an off the cuff wank!

What's the worst thing you have? M/f can reply"

i just use the mrs tooth brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Forsyth's wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/10/13 03:10:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My passport;

"I promise you, I've never been to Cumbodia, your honour!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tomorrow's work shirt, the only clean one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nettles?....lol

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