FabSwingers.com forum: Insult of choice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your insult of choice?

Today mine is nobrash! I don't know why, it just makes me giggle to say it!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i read that as no brash and thought it was a random northern thing lol

i like twatbag, cockhead, ballbag, knobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sperm bubble

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Best part of you ran down your mother's leg...always been one of my faves has that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best part of you ran down your mother's leg...always been one of my faves has that

love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living a happy, positive life

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Cockwallet. Twunt.

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

Find that the old " you cock" does just fine for me

Smokey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as a chocolate teapot.

He/she/etc. is stealing oxygen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puddle drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your insult of choice?

Today mine is nobrash! I don't know why, it just makes me giggle to say it!! "

Knob Jockey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As useful as a chocolate teapot.

I like this one lots - as well as chocolate fireguard!

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

Cocksplash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living a happy, positive life"

Sorry

Totally off subject..... But you have a very nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your insult of choice?

Today mine is nobrash! I don't know why, it just makes me giggle to say it!! "

Try this.........

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"What is your insult of choice?

Today mine is nobrash! I don't know why, it just makes me giggle to say it!! "

The best insult I heard was when a gay male told a female he didn't like, that he was straight until he met her.

Priceless.

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"Living a happy, positive life

Sorry

Totally off subject..... But you have a very nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat a "wanker"

Very satisfying

Though some wankers do need beating with a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have mostly been using "butt nugget" staff didn't like it much. Ha ha xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Douche canoe.

Coined by someone on another site I use.

Also, cunt waffle.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Numpty is my go to insult, often said in a weary tone.

Twatus cuntus biggus is my road rage utterance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a lot and it depends on the context or who it is.

Favourites include: nob rot, shit eater, Chodey McChodeface, ballbag, beer bitch, shithouse, cock stain and piss breath.

I also like the 'classic' abusive swear words.

But I prefer just the witty day to day piss-taking at work and pranks. A lot of it's contextual and would be hard to explain, but there's something about builders/mechanics/engineers/workshop people that I've never had working anywhere else, especially retail. The piss taking is relentless but I love the blokes I work with. It's give and take.

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

Spunk bucket, fucktard, cock jockey.

He/she is as much use as tits on a fish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I also quite like walrus fucker!

It sounds really quite nasty and the mental imagery is amazing. (And no its not fattest I like the way the words sound!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You muppet as a day to day insult.

You festering Twat as special one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to call my mate a "dicky pritt stick"

dont know why though

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Waste of oxygen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy boy.

, big pussy. must be a face its got ears as victor lewis smith used to say.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

twat is my fave word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your insult of choice?

Today mine is nobrash! I don't know why, it just makes me giggle to say it!! "
I like knob rot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like You absolute fucking moron

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

As useful as tits on fish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're the sperm ya mum should have swallowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lot's.

But I have to really hate someone to use it.

Most (used proper loosely) on here are safe from my hate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go suck a fuck has been leaving my lips of late

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

exponent of the ancient and noble art of self abuse

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Are you some kind of cunt

Fuckwit

Arse wipe

Piss down yer leg and play with the steam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

potato head.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can't think of any I use.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

My lovely friend....

I nver insult anyone because it brings me down to their level!

Mwaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag or fud

They make me laugh though

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bawbag or fud

They make me laugh though

+1 for Fud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like

out of thousands of sperm you got throw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moron."

Agreed. Its a classic for a reason!

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

You nipple

You gussett

Dodgepot

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Plain simple... KNOB

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

If I had t use an 'insult' i'd have to steal it from someone.......

Wank stain!

I feel bad for posting it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more brain cell you could of been a plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nob faced ninja, batfunk crazy, errrr two-hat.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"One more brain cell you could of been a plant

??? translation please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckstick!

Nobody expects it. It's like a verbal slap. Nobody wants to be a fuckstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son of a duck.

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By *ex God and Sex KittenCouple
over a year ago

Planet kitten, North East usually but occasionally South as well

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Knocked-kneed-knackered -old- nose bag!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain or twat!! But also shallow bitch has been uttered from my lips a few times today

No refrence to you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you dried up piece of warthog snivel.

or sometimes

and i suppose i am to make something of that like on blue peter......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No reference to you OP

I should bloody hope not too. Bitch I'll take, but not shallow. I'm quite a complex soul!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the best of you ran down your mothers leg ... weapons grade cunt

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Rancid globule of vulture phlegm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/10/13 18:32:36]

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Mucking fuppet works well when you don't want to swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also quite like walrus fucker!

It sounds really quite nasty and the mental imagery is amazing. (And no its not fattest I like the way the words sound!)"

I've just seen this and sprayed coffee everywhere!

You're so bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No reference to you OP

I should bloody hope not too. Bitch I'll take, but not shallow. I'm quite a complex soul! "

Your not a bitch and you know I luffs ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment just a very loud and simple cunt does it when driving.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I like the word, Cunt..I find it to be concise and accurate should I use it as an insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love knob cheese and cock sniff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the word, Cunt..I find it to be concise and accurate should I use it as an insult.

Yep. It makes me feel better so quickly after saying it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I like the word, Cunt..I find it to be concise and accurate should I use it as an insult.

Yep. It makes me feel better so quickly after saying it "
I concur...it has many uses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to use the phrase 'you muppet' followed up with the saying 'somewhere a village is missing an idiot'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I like the word, Cunt..I find it to be concise and accurate should I use it as an insult.

Yep. It makes me feel better so quickly after saying it I concur...it has many uses.

Strange how it's the ultimate insult for a man who's been a total arse?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I like the word, Cunt..I find it to be concise and accurate should I use it as an insult.

Yep. It makes me feel better so quickly after saying it I concur...it has many uses.

Strange how it's the ultimate insult for a man who's been a total arse?"
I like the insult Anal speculum lately lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love knob cheese and cock sniff x"

Cock sniff

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By *n need of helpCouple
over a year ago

hull

up yours dogs knob sounds funny too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I like the word, Cunt..I find it to be concise and accurate should I use it as an insult.

Yep. It makes me feel better so quickly after saying it I concur...it has many uses.

Strange how it's the ultimate insult for a man who's been a total arse?"
Its usually women who take exception to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit or cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can your cock touch your arse? Well then go fuck yourself......

Have used that a few times lol

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Arsecandle. Fucknut. Village Branson. Wrongcock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like "I wish I had a cock as thick as u" hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numbnuts

Arsewipe

Fuckwit

Wankstain

Shithead

Cock

Dickhead

Twat

MuthaFucka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You twonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say, there is something very satisfying after tellin someone they're a cunt... couldn't get a more worse insult than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have to say, there is something very satisfying after tellin someone they're a cunt... couldn't get a more worse insult than that!

It's a word I rarely use.

I save it for special occasions or when describing myself!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine called me a Poo Head.

...i guess that will be the word of today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kerb kisser........we use this in my local for those well over the limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go fuck yaself

knobjockey

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