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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've got some burgers here that need cooking. Go grill them for me and I'll share. I've got buns, cheese slices and numerous relishes and sauces.

Be a love, pwease?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got gherkins?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Cook my own burgers !!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have you got gherkins?

"

No, no gherkins.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Cook my own burgers !! "

They're very nice burgers...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Have you got gherkins?

No, no gherkins. "

Pretty crap idea all round then

It sounds a better plan to go and get groped in a sex shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont suppose il be getting a burger then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got gherkins?

No, no gherkins. "

ohhh i do love to nibble on a gherkin x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you got gherkins?

No, no gherkins. "

He has to have a gherkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"dont suppose il be getting a burger then lol "

Yea if you cook em

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers? "

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guessing we Definately won't be invited !!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Guessing we Definately won't be invited !!!!"

Why not? They are opinions not grudges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guessing we Definately won't be invited !!!!"

we can all stand in the naughty corner and eat our own

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger "

What about venison (and I don't mean Bambi, although...)?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*sulk*

Maybe I need a 'first person to come and cook my burgers gets a fuck' thread.

How much like a euphemism does 'cook my burgers' sound?!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger "

Ive seen some examples of ladies here showing us their fur burgers. Some are great, some make a little bit of sick come up my throat

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Guessing we Definately won't be invited !!!!

Why not? They are opinions not grudges. "

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ryan g'wan g'wan g'wan!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger

What about venison (and I don't mean Bambi, although...)?"

Oh yea with a side serving of chips lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"*sulk*

Maybe I need a 'first person to come and cook my burgers gets a fuck' thread.

How much like a euphemism does 'cook my burgers' sound?! "

I think friction by rubbing may be a slow way to cook a burger.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"*sulk*

Maybe I need a 'first person to come and cook my burgers gets a fuck' thread.

How much like a euphemism does 'cook my burgers' sound?! "

How meaty are these burgers?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"*sulk*

Maybe I need a 'first person to come and cook my burgers gets a fuck' thread.

How much like a euphemism does 'cook my burgers' sound?!

How meaty are these burgers?"

Quarter pounders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damm u

I want a burger now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"*sulk*

Maybe I need a 'first person to come and cook my burgers gets a fuck' thread.

How much like a euphemism does 'cook my burgers' sound?!

How meaty are these burgers?

Quarter pounders."

What about the ones that need cooking?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Rank as it may sound. I have found the cheapest crappiest burgers taste the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voluptuous Virago  has the Burgers and I've got some bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

onion rings

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"damm u

I want a burger now"

Me too but I want someone else to cook it for me

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"*sulk*

Maybe I need a 'first person to come and cook my burgers gets a fuck' thread.

How much like a euphemism does 'cook my burgers' sound?!

How meaty are these burgers?

Quarter pounders.

What about the ones that need cooking?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Rank as it may sound. I have found the cheapest crappiest burgers taste the best. "

Not the gristly ones

My sister made some really lovely burgers last week, almost as good as the steaks last night.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"onion rings "

Well answer it then, see what it wants

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


" Voluptuous Virago  has the Burgers and I've got some bums "

Slotting those together would take some dexterity

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Voluptuous Virago  has the Burgers and I've got some bums

Slotting those together would take some dexterity "

I didn't notice that post.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


" Voluptuous Virago  has the Burgers and I've got some bums

Slotting those together would take some dexterity "

I challenge Ryan to...

No, never mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Voluptuous Virago  has the Burgers and I've got some bums

Slotting those together would take some dexterity

I didn't notice that post. "

I've just noticed my typo . It should have said BUNS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger

Ive seen some examples of ladies here showing us their fur burgers. Some are great, some make a little bit of sick come up my throat"

Take it you missed the Challenge Ryan thread

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger

Ive seen some examples of ladies here showing us their fur burgers. Some are great, some make a little bit of sick come up my throat

Take it you missed the Challenge Ryan thread "

Was there a fur burger on that?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Have you got gherkins?

"

Gherkins should never be put in a burger...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Have you got gherkins?

Gherkins should never be put in a burger...

"

Are you mad Bendy Roos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the burgers cooked yet?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Are the burgers cooked yet? "

VV ate all 4 of them on her own

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Are the burgers cooked yet?

VV ate all 4 of them on her own "

I'd have shared if someone else had cooked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the burgers cooked yet?

VV ate all 4 of them on her own "

Shall we head to maccie Ds then?

I really fancy a banana milk shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger

Ive seen some examples of ladies here showing us their fur burgers. Some are great, some make a little bit of sick come up my throat

Take it you missed the Challenge Ryan thread

Was there a fur burger on that?"

No mines not furry

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"ryan are you strictly a beef man or are you open to the idea of lamb burgers?

I don't mind a chicken burger now and again but I wouldn't fancy lamb.

It wouldn't be right, if I didn't say I'm partial to a fish burger

Ive seen some examples of ladies here showing us their fur burgers. Some are great, some make a little bit of sick come up my throat

Take it you missed the Challenge Ryan thread

Was there a fur burger on that?

No mines not furry "

Didn't make me sick either. I think a banana milk shake would though.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Have you got gherkins?

Gherkins should never be put in a burger...

Are you mad Bendy Roos? "

Noooo....gherkins are the devil's food! Almost as bad as marmite.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Have you got gherkins?

Gherkins should never be put in a burger...

Are you mad Bendy Roos?

Noooo....gherkins are the devil's food! Almost as bad as marmite.

"

I haven't tried marmite on a burger. I wouldn't rule it out as long as I had a backup.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have you got gherkins?

Gherkins should never be put in a burger...

Are you mad Bendy Roos?

Noooo....gherkins are the devil's food! Almost as bad as marmite.

I haven't tried marmite on a burger. I wouldn't rule it out as long as I had a backup. "

It's confirmed, you are a strange, sick man!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Have you got gherkins?

Gherkins should never be put in a burger...

Are you mad Bendy Roos?

Noooo....gherkins are the devil's food! Almost as bad as marmite.

I haven't tried marmite on a burger. I wouldn't rule it out as long as I had a backup.

It's confirmed, you are a strange, sick man! "

Seconded

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I like to think of it as adventurous

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