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anybody want a screw,,,?

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Its in my pocket, You just never know when you might need one,, along with

£2.27 in change, and a council tax bill,

Whats ya got in your pockets,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pocket fluff and snotty tissues. Oh and a conker in my coat pocket

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have pockets on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3p keys and a lighter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its in my pocket, You just never know when you might need one,, along with

£2.27 in change, and a council tax bill,

Whats ya got in your pockets,?

"

56c in change, front door key, bent paperclip, mobile phone, wallet and a very chewed biro top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I've not got any on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my Wallet in my left pocket and a scrunched Co-Op receipt in the other.

On said receipt it is dated 12-10-13

and it says:

1 CP Dry RSTD Pean (for peanuts)

Price £1.15

Cashback: £10.00

Balance due: £11.15

Debit Card.

Now what's in yours?..tell me dammit!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its in my pocket, You just never know when you might need one,, along with

£2.27 in change, and a council tax bill,

Whats ya got in your pockets,?

56c in change, front door key, bent paperclip, mobile phone, wallet and a very chewed biro top"

Ohh and an emergency condom in a secret pocket for when I get lucky, well a guy can live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye oitment tube ,,loose change...business card...I;m sooooo rock and roll baby

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

£15 and a pack of condoms in case i get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all xx

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining."

Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,

my throats a little ticklish today,?

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By *bacusMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

A broken bloody spark plug from my broken bloody car this bloody morning in the bloody rush hour traffic in the bloody cold.

Oh and my door key in the other pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallet.

£4.80 change

X6 screw driver bits

Tape measure

Pencils

Roll of insulation tape

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.

Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,

my throats a little ticklish today,?"
Why is your throat ticklish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dental floss

Lip balm

Indigestion tablets

Hanky

Door keys

£70

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dental floss

Lip balm

Indigestion tablets

Hanky

Door keys

£70

"

lend me £50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dental floss

Lip balm

Indigestion tablets

Hanky

Door keys

£70

lend me £50 "

It's my work float so sorry.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What I am wearing at the moment has no pockets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20jps nd 30 bar bank card.....gotta love pay day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got any pockets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dog lead

house key

lighter

led torch

receipt for diesel

£71.01

phone

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

£49.90 and rather shockingly some sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick, Costa Coffee card, phone and a hair clip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pockets on me today.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Electronic fag

Keys

Phone

Hair Bobble (this isnt mine)

Some paper with notes written on (my work filing system)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hand

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.

Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,

my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish? "

I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,?

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Mine are empty, well now I've taken my hands out to type

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.

Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,

my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?

I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? "
No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fags,lighter,keys,debit card,phone all necessary to my life lol

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.

Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,

my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?

I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good? "

I ll show you my weapon if you show me yours,,I ve a feeling yours will be bigger

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.

Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,

my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?

I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good?

I ll show you my weapon if you show me yours,,I ve a feeling yours will be bigger "
Dunno about bigger, sharper though undoubtedly.

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"A Tenner, a cough sweet and lining.

Can I give you a screw for your cough sweet pleaee,,

my throats a little ticklish today,?Why is your throat ticklish?

I ve a feeling it may develop into Man flu cold type thingy, anybody got Vicks in their pocket,? No but I have a meat cleaver in my handbag, will that be any good?

I ll show you my weapon if you show me yours,,I ve a feeling yours will be bigger Dunno about bigger, sharper though undoubtedly. "

The thought of your sharp weapon near my weapon has takenn my mind off of my ticklish throat,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My coat pocket has a few sprigs of lavender and a tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing in my pockets, not even fluff.... Did find holes in said pockets though so the question isn't what's in them - it's wtf WAS in them?!?!?!?!?!?!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats ya got in your pockets,?

Holes, it's fun though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£15 and a pack of condoms in case i get lucky "

that's cheap fun

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Phone, trolley token, keys and dog poop bags. Empty of course. Lol.

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Wallet, phone, keys, lighter, , rizlas...and something dodgy...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye oitment tube ,,loose change...business card...I;m sooooo rock and roll baby "

Oh dear I read the first bit as eye ointment lube

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