FabSwingers.com forum: Please someone give me an excuse

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

not to have to start painting.

I'm really not in the mood.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"not to have to start painting.

I'm really not in the mood."

Its too cold for paint to dry.

You havent put sheets down as you dont have any.

Your have an artist block on right now and need to do something else instead.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

put some good music on and pick up ya brush..

can be a pain getting started but before you know it you'll be half way there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you are way too busy chatting to wonderful fabsters?

Lynn

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's Tuesday. Paint always goes clumpy on a Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handcuff yourself to the radiator!

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Tuesday. Paint always goes clumpy on a Tuesday."

That's a good one

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

lol Thanks people. Lots to work with there.

Believe it or not I don't have any handcuffs!

I can't paint as I need to shop for handcuffs

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"put some good music on and pick up ya brush..

can be a pain getting started but before you know it you'll be half way there..

It's only going to take a couple of hours, including washing the roller and brushes. I'm just not feelin' it today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol Thanks people. Lots to work with there.

Believe it or not I don't have any handcuffs!

I can't paint as I need to shop for handcuffs

See, that was easy

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

Boots xmas sale is on, grab some bargains and then tomorrow moan about how much money you have spent. So thats 2 excuses right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not to have to start painting.

I'm really not in the mood."

When you find one please share it with me

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Boots xmas sale is on, grab some bargains and then tomorrow moan about how much money you have spent. So thats 2 excuses right there

Do they sell handcuffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask yourself this ? Do you really want to sit and watch paint dry ??

Psssst its really boring lol !!!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ask yourself this ? Do you really want to sit and watch paint dry ??

Psssst its really boring lol !!!

Hehe! I don't need to watch it dry, just slap it on and then try to keep the cats away from it for a few hours!

Big yellow fluffy cats

. Perhaps that alone is enough of a reason not to do it.

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

they had magic wands a few years back, but were labelled as Harry potter broom sticks

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve a pile of ironing you can do,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing as paint. Paint does not exist.

...have i convinced you yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask yourself this ? Do you really want to sit and watch paint dry ??

Psssst its really boring lol !!!

Hehe! I don't need to watch it dry, just slap it on and then try to keep the cats away from it for a few hours!

Big yellow fluffy cats

. Perhaps that alone is enough of a reason not to do it.

And therein lies your answer

PS didnt know you had cats but see what i did there ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't paint with that it's wet it will go everywere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love painting.......

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Excuses failed. Majority of today's decorating now done.

I have light oak silicone sealant all over my hands and my face is speckled with fine surface filler.

The sealant is doing a very poor job as fake tan. I had hoped the filler would at least smooth some of the wrinkles but it's more like I have several large whiteheads

No paint on the cats so far but I have yet to roller the wall...

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By *unglerivermonkeyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Excuses failed. Majority of today's decorating now done.

I have light oak silicone sealant all over my hands and my face is speckled with fine surface filler.

The sealant is doing a very poor job as fake tan. I had hoped the filler would at least smooth some of the wrinkles but it's more like I have several large whiteheads

No paint on the cats so far but I have yet to roller the wall..."

Bet you feel so much better now it's almost done though.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Excuses failed. Majority of today's decorating now done.

I have light oak silicone sealant all over my hands and my face is speckled with fine surface filler.

The sealant is doing a very poor job as fake tan. I had hoped the filler would at least smooth some of the wrinkles but it's more like I have several large whiteheads

No paint on the cats so far but I have yet to roller the wall...

Bet you feel so much better now it's almost done though."

It helps, yes.

I'll feel even better if I get the wall done without yellow cats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put paint on big fluffy cats.

Chase cats round room.

Wash cats.

Two birds one stone

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"put paint on big fluffy cats.

Chase cats round room.

Wash cats.

Two birds one stone

You have no idea of the terror this mental image causes me!

Have decided the rest of the painting will be left until tomorrow and the cats will remain shut in the bedroom until it's touch dry! They're going to be furious though.

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