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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Why is it, whenever I am doing something that requires both hands, I get a really itchy arse.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why is it, whenever I am doing something that requires both hands, I get a really itchy arse. "
Its a conspiracy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it, whenever I am doing something that requires both hands, I get a really itchy arse. "

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

worms ....... ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"worms ....... ? "
No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "

How do you know?...

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "

Ive now got a mental picture of a dog with its legs open pulling its arse across the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not drying your bum properly x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they?

How do you know?... "
I have seen people do it.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "

Only if you've got carpet - laminate gives no satisfaction in that respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "

Blake does that when his anal glands need doing, or he thinks the rug in the front room needs a new line in it!!

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they?

Blake does that when his anal glands need doing, or he thinks the rug in the front room needs a new line in it!!"

CRACKED me up !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wonder if he scratched it, or scraped it along the carpet?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they? "

LMAO .. no thats when they need their Anal Glands expressing...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"worms ....... ? No they make you drag your arse along the floor don't they?

LMAO .. no thats when they need their Anal Glands expressing... "
Have you got any rubber gloves.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I scratched it with one finger... Did I sniff it? That, my friends, you will never know

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I scratched it with one finger... Did I sniff it? That, my friends, you will never know "
Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I scratched it with one finger... Did I sniff it? That, my friends, you will never know "

oooooh...i think we all kinda know since the thought was there......yeuch..

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

Do your anal glands need doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it, whenever I am doing something that requires both hands, I get a really itchy arse. "

You have pruritis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't you perfected the bum wiggle?

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