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Whats the best way to get rid of swelling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ice.lots of it. Raise what ever is swollen as well

Either that or beat it to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a big hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid! "

What place did said swelling occur?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scalpel?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Didn't JR divorce her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't JR divorce her?"

Fuck you're old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?..."

My peachy bottom right cheek.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Scalpel?"

Woe thats going too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't JR divorce her?"

lmao !....say ' I plough my own furrow ' again please ...I beg you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evie loves to get a scalpel out for stuff she'll operate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek. "

Too much info!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek. "

It all depends on the cause of the swelling. I suspect it's unlikely to be a bruise or contusion and certainly not a sprain! Have you considered the possibility of a boil?

If that is the cause then the remedy is Nurse Evie and her bag of tricks with Nurse Moody to assist and hold the camera.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek.

It all depends on the cause of the swelling. I suspect it's unlikely to be a bruise or contusion and certainly not a sprain! Have you considered the possibility of a boil?

If that is the cause then the remedy is Nurse Evie and her bag of tricks with Nurse Moody to assist and hold the camera. "

It was a prick that did it in the shape of a huge massive needle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek.

Too much info! "

I can cam if you want to look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Scalpel?

Woe thats going too far! "

OK, a blunt scalpel.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side"

Who am I sticking it into...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side"

With what? I am having to perch single cheek right now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Oh god, I can't look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

Who am I sticking it into..."

Hang on what do you stick in where with what? I am not having another tetanus they hurt like a bastard!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

Who am I sticking it into...Hang on what do you stick in where with what? I am not having another tetanus they hurt like a bastard! "

Tetanus

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

Who am I sticking it into..."

shallow hal needs a prick in his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds more like a case of Fret Anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't JR divorce her?"

+1 v good!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

Who am I sticking it into...shallow hal needs a prick in his arse"

He sounds needy... One of the ones you just get the tip in and they ooh aah gentle, more lube, poppers, just an inch.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop being a baby, put ice on it and take a nurofen. Anyone would think you had given birth to a hippo with all the whinging you've been doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

Who am I sticking it into...shallow hal needs a prick in his arse"

I had one earlier after a foot job and I dont think View is medically qualified for buttock liposuction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Sounds more like a case of Fret Anus."

Its a sore cheek my hole of oblivion is intactus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek.

Too much info!

I can cam if you want to look. "

Bare your asshole on cam?..

What for "shits" and giggles?...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

Who am I sticking it into...shallow hal needs a prick in his arse

I had one earlier after a foot job and I dont think View is medically qualified for buttock liposuction. "

hes more than qualified trust me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek.

Too much info!

I can cam if you want to look.

Bare your asshole on cam?..

What for "shits" and giggles?... "

I would keep my thong on I would only show you me bum cheek I am a bit shy you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you still harping on about that. i will get _iew to give you a prick in the other side

Who am I sticking it into...shallow hal needs a prick in his arse

I had one earlier after a foot job and I dont think View is medically qualified for buttock liposuction. hes more than qualified trust me lol"

What has he liposucked so far references are always good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek.

Too much info!

I can cam if you want to look.

Bare your asshole on cam?..

What for "shits" and giggles?...

I would keep my thong on I would only show you me bum cheek I am a bit shy you know "

You don't have the boobs and fanny though?..I like the boobs and fanny..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anyway i dont know what your moaning about i got a sore perenium

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek.

Too much info!

I can cam if you want to look.

Bare your asshole on cam?..

What for "shits" and giggles?...

I would keep my thong on I would only show you me bum cheek I am a bit shy you know

You don't have the boobs and fanny though?..I like the boobs and fanny.. "

I'll have them if you pay for them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway i dont know what your moaning about i got a sore perenium"

Is that some sort of apple?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Anyway i dont know what your moaning about i got a sore perenium

Is that some sort of apple?"

no but if im not careful i will have a bunch of grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway i dont know what your moaning about i got a sore perenium

Is that some sort of apple?

no but if im not careful i will have a bunch of grapes"

I love green grapes they are the best what sort are yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon give Nurse Kink a look.....I was a surgical nurse for years. I can still slice and dice any troublesome spots!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"C'mon give Nurse Kink a look.....I was a surgical nurse for years. I can still slice and dice any troublesome spots! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t mind but its not even in the right place and I want rid!

What place did said swelling occur?...

My peachy bottom right cheek. "

ohhhhhhh a botspot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, you got a boil on your arse, it aint cancer. Blob of toothpaste to draw it to a head and a hot saftey pin to burst it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Didn't JR divorce her?

Fuck you're old! "

That cannot be denied

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Didn't JR divorce her?

lmao !....say ' I plough my own furrow ' again please ...I beg you ! "

I couldn't possibly do that I never do requests because as you know I plough my own furrow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a swollen head someone has mentioned ya got - then all u can do is buy a bigger hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs, you got a boil on your arse, it aint cancer. Blob of toothpaste to draw it to a head and a hot saftey pin to burst it"

I don't know where you got the bum boil idea but the chinese whispers on here are amazing.

Anyway its gone now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs, you got a boil on your arse, it aint cancer. Blob of toothpaste to draw it to a head and a hot saftey pin to burst it

I don't know where you got the bum boil idea but the chinese whispers on here are amazing.

Anyway its gone now! "

The miracle of a good nights sleep.

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