FabSwingers.com forum: Melted Toys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I had a clear out before, sorting my bedroom out and trying to condense things. Came across a forgotten bag in the storage chest I put all my comics and film props in.

Open it up, it's the ex girlfriend's vibrators and they have MELTED!!!

Well I was all kinds of 'WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK???'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hot, was she?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ah....the elephant in the room is...what comics and film props have you got? Have you got an autographed 1977 stormtrooper starwars helmet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot, was she? "

LOL for the first few months yes, then she was Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction (PSYCHOOOO).

Here's the fucked up thing... no batteries... how does that work?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I've had some do that, some types of plastics don't like being kept with other types or possibly a leaking battery?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Hot, was she?

LOL for the first few months yes, then she was Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction (PSYCHOOOO).

Here's the fucked up thing... no batteries... how does that work?"

Oh no batteries. In that case it's a plastic/silicone not agreeing with another kind issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah....the elephant in the room is...what comics and film props have you got? Have you got an autographed 1977 stormtrooper starwars helmet? "

Hahaha no I was an Art Director for a short while and I kept some of my props and had another project that never happened.

A sawn off Terminator 2 style shotgun, a micro uzi, a Socom MK23, varied items of army clothing, special effects kit, fireworks fuse, smoke bombs etc

The comics are mostly Punisher and then Marvel main event story arcs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot, was she?

LOL for the first few months yes, then she was Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction (PSYCHOOOO).

Here's the fucked up thing... no batteries... how does that work?

Oh no batteries. In that case it's a plastic/silicone not agreeing with another kind issue

There was toy cleaner in there too, maybe it leaked?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Hot, was she?

LOL for the first few months yes, then she was Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction (PSYCHOOOO).

Here's the fucked up thing... no batteries... how does that work?

Oh no batteries. In that case it's a plastic/silicone not agreeing with another kind issue

There was toy cleaner in there too, maybe it leaked?"

Possibly. Some toys behave in very odd ways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot, was she?

LOL for the first few months yes, then she was Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction (PSYCHOOOO).

Here's the fucked up thing... no batteries... how does that work?

Oh no batteries. In that case it's a plastic/silicone not agreeing with another kind issue

There was toy cleaner in there too, maybe it leaked?

Possibly. Some toys behave in very odd ways."

You tellin me, we had a possessed rampant rabbit in her bedroom. Turned itself on in the middle of the night and somehow found its way under the covers and between her legs...

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Some materials can't be kept next to each other, we found this out by melting ours also, we now keep them wrapped in micro fibre cloths x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some materials can't be kept next to each other, we found this out by melting ours also, we now keep them wrapped in micro fibre cloths x"

That's insane but I'm so glad I don't have monsters living in the closet that can melt shit at a touch lol thanks

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

we once got a Dildo.. Many Moons ago.. ok - about 20 years or so.. and it Stuck itself to the bottom of the bedroom drawer..

it actually took a PaperScraper to get the fooker out of the drawer ?? it was like it had Melted as well..

Has China started invading us with cheap sex toys again lol

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Unless we have monsters too?? And now they are just fucking with our heads making us think they have gone

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Monsters...

Chinese...

KAIJU???

Yeah mine was melted but I freaked when I found it was still wet and stuck all over my hand. I ran to the bathroom sink faster than I have ran in years to wash it off before my hand melted next LOL

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Some plastics have a shelf life then they start to return to there original state of molten. Rubber wheels in work did it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some plastics have a shelf life then they start to return to there original state of molten. Rubber wheels in work did it. "

Makes sense since latexes and rubbers etc are made with oil. If they dont dry out, they degrade. Still scared me for a moment though lol you say wheels did the same?

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