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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

move over, hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

room for me

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Squeeze up and let me on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx"

Get outta here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*plonks fat ass in the middle of the bench*

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I have ginger hair and glasses..... Now with added teeth missing. Can I join

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have ginger hair and glasses..... Now with added teeth missing. Can I join

Fucking hell chilly you get here quick. Xx aww bless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

count me in as well, might be a better chance of a shag on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx"

As I said

Get outta here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"count me in as well, might be a better chance of a shag on there

We fuglys are selective you know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

As I said

Get outta here

Aww shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

As I said

Get outta here

you get outta here.

us fuglies are a little choosy who we let in, dont you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"count me in as well, might be a better chance of a shag on there

We fuglys are selective you know...

but of course, I woundnt expect otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove up. Large load with jelly belly parking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

budge up wide load comming thru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill go on the sub bench for the fuglies! Let me know when I get my big shot!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I should be on there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have ginger hair and glasses..... Now with added teeth missing. Can I join

did you say you're a ginga??

getting moist now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the life guard? so who needs the kiss of life then

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hmmmmm think there are a few impostors in this thread !

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Can we take our paper bags off yet?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can we take our paper bags off yet?

How many are you wearing?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Can we take our paper bags off yet?

How many are you wearing?"

2...just in case!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can we take our paper bags off yet?

How many are you wearing?

2...just in case!"

Ooh a double bagger. How horny is that

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Guess its about beauty being in the eye of the beholder... Whats beautiful for one person won't do it for another.

I don't consider myself beautiful, but I don't put myself down as fugly either... I mean I don't make kids cry on the bus, and haven't been approached to appear in a horror film with no make-up so can't be too bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have ginger hair and glasses..... Now with added teeth missing. Can I join

did you say you're a ginga??

getting moist now"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we take our paper bags off yet?

No paper bags needed here xx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Can we take our paper bags off yet?

How many are you wearing?

2...just in case!

Ooh a double bagger. How horny is that

Rustles bags and waves in Ryan's direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budge up room for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

As I said

Get outta here

you get outta here.

us fuglies are a little choosy who we let in, dont you know lol"

Think we have just as much right to be in here as anyone else

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha...Fugly and proud here. Make room on the bench for my hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

As I said

Get outta here

you get outta here.

us fuglies are a little choosy who we let in, dont you know lol

Think we have just as much right to be in here as anyone else

Thank you

You can be honorary fuglys xx

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

some seriously deluded women on this thread! you're all gorgeous!!!

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By *icktastic69Man
over a year ago

anywhere you want

Is there a space for me and my hump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can we take our paper bags off yet?

How many are you wearing?

2...just in case!

Ooh a double bagger. How horny is that

Rustles bags and waves in Ryan's direction

Don't leave Russell exposed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

As I said

Get outta here

you get outta here.

us fuglies are a little choosy who we let in, dont you know lol

Think we have just as much right to be in here as anyone else

Thank you

You can be honorary fuglys xx"

ok, if the boss says your in, then im fine with it.

but you are seriously upsetting the level of fugliness around here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner "

i have a stick of lard and a bottle of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner "

Damn forgot munchies xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner "

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Can we nibble you ryan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Baggsie I get your cock...... Tail sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

As I said

Get outta here

you get outta here.

us fuglies are a little choosy who we let in, dont you know lol

Think we have just as much right to be in here as anyone else

Thank you

You can be honorary fuglys xx

ok, if the boss says your in, then im fine with it.

but you are seriously upsetting the level of fugliness around here lol"

I am upsetting the levels round here?

Are you sure about that?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Can we nibble you ryan?"

Of course

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Baggsie I get your cock...... Tail sausage

Ooh err matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eewww, get off that bench, that was my grandads favourite place to sit when he was alive! Can't you see the plaque? You've all ruined it! RUINED IT!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Baggsie I get your cock...... Tail sausage

You suck the sausage Lucy, I'll suck the nipples...sorted xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Get outta here!!

Been on it s while cos of a thread a while ago about chunks xx

As I said

Get outta here

you get outta here.

us fuglies are a little choosy who we let in, dont you know lol

Think we have just as much right to be in here as anyone else

Thank you

You can be honorary fuglys xx

ok, if the boss says your in, then im fine with it.

but you are seriously upsetting the level of fugliness around here lol

I am upsetting the levels round here?

Are you sure about that?

i think so, yes.

you are, however, not upsetting the fuglies.

you are providing a wonderful distraction lol

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx"

Male or female of the couple?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple? "

Female xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was actually looking for the good looking bench but there was only one girl there and she clearly had her head stuck up her own ass so I'd rather hang with you guys if I can?

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

"I was actually looking for the good looking bench but there was only one girl there and she clearly had her head stuck up her own ass so I'd rather hang with you guys if I can?"

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Scoot up Fugly's!

*Though I may need a bench to myself - no one usually wants to sit next to me i'm so ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was actually looking for the good looking bench but there was only one girl there and she clearly had her head stuck up her own ass so I'd rather hang with you guys if I can?"

Did you help her get her head out?

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx"

Well if you're going on looks from what I can make out you should give up your place on the bench to someone more deserving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx"

male here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was actually looking for the good looking bench but there was only one girl there and she clearly had her head stuck up her own ass so I'd rather hang with you guys if I can?

Did you help her get her head out? "

No she was speaking shit

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

shuffles along the bench .. hands out popcorn ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx

Well if you're going on looks from what I can make out you should give up your place on the bench to someone more deserving"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late, shift over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Baggsie I get your cock...... Tail sausage

You suck the sausage Lucy, I'll suck the nipples...sorted xx"

Fancy swapping for a bit Lucy?

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx

male here."

Lol I'll pretend I'm a yank and plead the fifth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx

male here.

Lol I'll pretend I'm a yank and plead the fifth

ya fekker!!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx

male here.

Lol I'll pretend I'm a yank and plead the fifth

ya fekker!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx

male here.

Lol I'll pretend I'm a yank and plead the fifth

ya fekker!!

doont ye like mae seeexy boooooody??? lol

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Follow on from another post about not fucking an ugly person.

Whose joining me on the fugly bench, already here gor being overweight. Xx

Male or female of the couple?

Female xx

male here.

Lol I'll pretend I'm a yank and plead the fifth

ya fekker!!

doont ye like mae seeexy boooooody??? lol"

Lol go away

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By *bacusMan
over a year ago

London

I must have sat on gum on the fugly bench cos i'm struggling to get out of the starting blocks on this site. Must be seriously fugly! #egoshattered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Baggsie I get your cock...... Tail sausage

You suck the sausage Lucy, I'll suck the nipples...sorted xx

Fancy swapping for a bit Lucy? "

Yeah I am getting jaw ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shuffles along the bench .. hands out popcorn ..

oooh popcorn! I have a few pints to share as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone bring snacks? I can feel myself getting thinner

Did anyone bring snacks

snacks is my middle name

Baggsie I get your cock...... Tail sausage

You suck the sausage Lucy, I'll suck the nipples...sorted xx

Fancy swapping for a bit Lucy?

Yeah I am getting jaw ache "

Come on then

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

I'm 5 foot 1, overweight and wear glasses. Add some scaffolding to the bench and I'll join you.

Jackie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move over fat hairy arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fatties make the best date, they are always so gratefull, and usually bring cakes for after

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over a year ago

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