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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How often do you check your testicles?

Do you get someone else to check them for you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You know I run a checking service don't you?

I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know I run a checking service don't you?

I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too."

Yes Luke highly recommends you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You know I run a checking service don't you?

I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.

Yes Luke highly recommends you "

I through the jokes in and nothing. I may need to give Luke a follow-up examination soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem "

Have you had it checked out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often do you check your testicles?

Do you get someone else to check them for you? "

every week in the bath but Im am open to assistance from suitable qualified female who would like to volunteer for the job

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I do Jays and ive checked that callum does his

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I do have a couple of small lumps under my penis. Oh wait, those are my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem

Have you had it checked out? "

im at hosp tomorrow thanks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Seriously: once a year as I go for a full check up MOT type thing as I'm an 'over 40'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know I run a checking service don't you?

I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.

Yes Luke highly recommends you

I through the jokes in and nothing. I may need to give Luke a follow-up examination soon.

"

Does he need to book an appointment?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You know I run a checking service don't you?

I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too."

Have you got testimonials from people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I check mine every other day but a second check frm Sumone else wudnt go a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I check properly at least twice a week.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You know I run a checking service don't you?

I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.

Have you got testimonials from people? "

Read my verifications. Thanks for getting my little joke. You know why we use that word, don't you?

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington


"How often do you check your testicles?

Do you get someone else to check them for you?

every week in the bath but Im am open to assistance from suitable qualified female who would like to volunteer for the job "

do you only bath once a week then! lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"You know I run a checking service don't you?

I think you can testify that I'm a dab hand at it too.

Have you got testimonials from people?

Read my verifications. Thanks for getting my little joke. You know why we use that word, don't you?"

I did get your joke

I could google it and say 'yeah' but I won't and don't so now you enlighten us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem "

I hope you've been to the doctor to get it checked. Please go xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem

Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks"

Good luck and please let us know how you get on xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem

Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks"

Good luck at the hospital...

Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.

Hope it turns out ok for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls are currently kicked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem

Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks

Good luck at the hospital...

Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.

Hope it turns out ok for you "

thanks very much hope he is ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem

Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks

Good luck at the hospital...

Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.

Hope it turns out ok for you "

Hope he's ok lucy xx. Fingers crossed for luke xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyday as i have a lump that is causing a problem

Have you had it checked out? im at hosp tomorrow thanks

Good luck at the hospital...

Luke has had a lump for years, he had it checked out abs scanned and they said it was a cyst, the lump has increased in size and has become painful, so he is waiting for another scan at the hospital.

Hope it turns out ok for you

Hope he's ok lucy xx. Fingers crossed for luke xx"

Yeah he is fine Jules... Thank you x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Tell Luke if he had another they could be cysters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having Testicular cancer back in 99, I check them regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck arthuritus and Luke. Hope it all goes well for you both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always fondling them

Not constantly though

I also have a twice yearly check up for prostate cancer and have a full service at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I check daily as had some testicular issues before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck arthuritus and Luke. Hope it all goes well for you both. "
thanks to you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things"

Dont take this wrong way but as you are part of a couple what does your other half think of your stance which to be honest i find bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lump on one of my nackers I put off going to docs for about 3 years!Eventually when I went it turned out to be nothing!And the doc told me where tighter underwear to give the little dudes a bit of support!!Ache has now gone!!If in doubt you should just go to the doctors!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck arthuritus and Luke. Hope it all goes well for you both. "

Thank you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers and legs crossed for anyone who needs to be checked out our is waiting on results.

Don't procrastinate, get it done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things"

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shower twice daily so they get checked regulary. If I found something I would be down the docs like a shot.

Surely no male swinger would be embarrassed to be examined by a doc ? Being bollock naked is something that should come naturally

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

id like to say Daily - however to be honest its more like once a week

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

always like to get someone else to keep a check on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you.... "

because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.

i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.

i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.

no life prolonging drugs

no life saving surgery

que sara sara.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you.... "

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often do you check your testicles?

Do you get someone else to check them for you? "

I've just done my morning check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....

because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.

i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.

i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.

no life prolonging drugs

no life saving surgery

que sara sara."

Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....

because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.

i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.

i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.

no life prolonging drugs

no life saving surgery

que sara sara."

I understand it's your life your choice, but what if your OH has to watch you go through a long and painful illness? Something that maybe could have been spotted and put right by checking your balls a couple of times a week and seeking medical advise? Not all lumps have to be cancer, they could be a number of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always like to get someone else to keep a check on mine"

May I say sir, that is a MIGHTILY impressive pair of knackers u got in that pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....

because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.

i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.

i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.

no life prolonging drugs

no life saving surgery

que sara sara.

Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest."

no kids.

we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.

its not up for debate with people i dont know.

the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.

others choose to live much more selfishly than me.

i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.

if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.

its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.

i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

every time i am in the bath or when my hands are in my pants 99% of the time

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

oh thats nice of you to say thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....

because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.

i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.

i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.

no life prolonging drugs

no life saving surgery

que sara sara.

Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest.

no kids.

we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.

its not up for debate with people i dont know.

the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.

others choose to live much more selfishly than me.

i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.

if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.

its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.

i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so

"

I actually concur wiv all your posts on this subject - I've no intention of having life saving surgeries etc n have turned a couple of surgeries down in last two years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh thats nice of you to say thankyou"

*DROOL* Lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....

because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.

i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.

i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.

no life prolonging drugs

no life saving surgery

que sara sara.

Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest.

no kids.

we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.

its not up for debate with people i dont know.

the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.

others choose to live much more selfishly than me.

i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.

if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.

its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.

i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so

"

If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have had a wee lump on one of my balls for a while now.

not interested in getting it checked out.

if its summat bad, then its summat bad. its just one of those things

I find this a bit bizarre... It would take 10 mins to go to the Dr and get checked out, then if it is bad something could be done for you....

because i have always said when its my time i dont want to know, it will just come, so if its something bad then its my time.

i have a problem with modern medicine prolonging life, and my OH knows about this, and obviously isnt happy about it, but she has no say in it, as much as i dont have a say in her belief system.

i have a living will about not being revived and all that kind of stuff, this is just an extension of that.

no life prolonging drugs

no life saving surgery

que sara sara.

Do you have children if so whats their view or like the o h does it not matter to you what they think. Just find it bit selfish to be honest.

no kids.

we have discussed it at length and, again, its how i live my life.

its not up for debate with people i dont know.

the way i live my life doesnt alter the way you live yours.

others choose to live much more selfishly than me.

i still do things for other people, help in my community, so hardly selfish.

if it helps you to think i am bizarre then you are welcome to your thoughts.

its not up to me to dictate to you how you should see things as it is not yours to dictate to me.

i shall die a lonely man, and happy to do so

If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare. "

of course.

provide a self addressed envelope and i will leave a note lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare.

of course.

provide a self addressed envelope and i will leave a note lol"

Envelope jeez it's got to be a Jiffy bag. Frisbees are no use to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you do pop off suddenly. Can I have your other one? It's always handy to have a spare.

of course.

provide a self addressed envelope and i will leave a note lol

Envelope jeez it's got to be a Jiffy bag. Frisbees are no use to anyone "

mmatchbox with cottonwool? lol

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby


"oh thats nice of you to say thankyou

*DROOL* Lol "

you must be 1 of a minority who like em then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh thats nice of you to say thankyou

*DROOL* Lol

you must be 1 of a minority who like em then"

As an ex Grimbarian from many years ago I DON'T ever recall seeing such a low slung pair paraded in Scartho road sauna LOL

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