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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we were in a furniture shop yesterday looking for bits for the new house. I was perusing a selection of electrically operated reclining chairs.... Man Den in mind.

I recline the chair completely, the OH shouting at me to stop. Me being me, carried on, next thing I know the display wall behind me falls over. On the back of it was dozens of pictures. An almighty crash, staff running over, me still sitting in said chair wondering what the fuck I had done!

Very very embarrasing

Whats your most embarrasing recent moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaaaa!

Serves the shop right for managing their display badly and not carrying out a proper risk assessment.

As for embarrassing moments, nothing recent but when I was about 17 I was in Leicester city centre with a girl I was quite attracted to. We were walking along the high street and I'm doing my best to act and look cool (anyone who knows me knows how hard that must have been), I turned and gave her a cool wink and witty comment and promptly slipped off the curb and rolled into the road and was nearly run over by a bus!

Needless to say, I remained single for a while longer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised you're still here to tell the tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Saturday we were having problems paying for our parking and had to buzz for assistance. After explaining to the car park man, we were waiting for the amount due to appear on screen when I trod on a frog and accidentally dropped a love puff

I turned to the OH whispering 'bloody hell I thought I was going to follow through then'!

The car park assistant who I thought had turned off the button on the machine then hollows, not only can I hear you but that is a camera above your head too!

I nearly died when he said we'd need to meet him at the barrier for him to let us out and he welcomed us by asking if I was the lady with flatulence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving a party, dave got in the drivers side, I walked round to the passenger side lost my balance snd went arse over tit. There I am on the ground hurt knee and ankle and bruised pride. Toik him a few minutes to realise where the feck I was and come looking for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaving a party, dave got in the drivers side, I walked round to the passenger side lost my balance snd went arse over tit. There I am on the ground hurt knee and ankle and bruised pride. Toik him a few minutes to realise where the feck I was and come looking for me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On Saturday we were having problems paying for our parking and had to buzz for assistance. After explaining to the car park man, we were waiting for the amount due to appear on screen when I trod on a frog and accidentally dropped a love puff

I turned to the OH whispering 'bloody hell I thought I was going to follow through then'!

The car park assistant who I thought had turned off the button on the machine then hollows, not only can I hear you but that is a camera above your head too!

I nearly died when he said we'd need to meet him at the barrier for him to let us out and he welcomed us by asking if I was the lady with flatulence "

xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Klutz that I am, I could probably fill this thread by myself!

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