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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the worse film that you have ever seen? for me it has to be the Limey with Terence Stamp, it was that bad I can still remember to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladerunner. Total snorefest adored by nerds!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Show Girls got to be the worse film made

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

inbetweeners, kevin and perry, jurassic park 3, slither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slumdog millionaire

Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord of the Rings.....................!

and let the hatred begin! lol x sorry guys - I just hated the first one! I want those 3 hours of my life back please x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

reading burns or burns reading, it was so bad i was traumatized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes on a plane...i still slap myself for watching that

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Boxing Helena...it was all a dream (there, saved you having to suffer watching it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show Girls got to be the worse film made"

Hhahaha!

I can remember sneaking that into into my house when I was as a kid cos I thought it'd be rude.

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Time travellers wife. Just bored the living crap out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evolution

War of the worlds

basically any low budget alien invasion film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The royal tenenbaums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snakes on a plane...i still slap myself for watching that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show Girls got to be the worse film made"

So true, how could she go from saved by the bell till that rubbish, low grade soft porn, turned it off after 20 mins. Never seen the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clockwork fucking orange, I hate that film with a passion

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Bladerunner. Total snorefest adored by nerds!"

How dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharknado.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Lord of the Rings.....................!

and let the hatred begin! lol x sorry guys - I just hated the first one! I want those 3 hours of my life back please x"

Don't worry. I've seen it several times so I've compensated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"inbetweeners, kevin and perry, jurassic park 3, slither"

Kevin & Perry had me in stitches Inbetweeners was pretty crap though.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Boxing Helena...it was all a dream (there, saved you having to suffer watching it!)

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damn you!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

The human centipede! Oh my! Gross lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avitar. ...compleat and utter nonsense! !...diabolical..independence day too!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cloud atlas, I seen it before it came here(I was amazed by the trailer!)..then my friend wanted to see it in the cinema(I never let on I'd seen it lol), she wanted to leave almost halfway through it, and we did lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've never seen a film all the way through that was boring.

Sex or battles or aliens or explosions or superpowers or disasters or crashes are cool so watch them again and again. And dinosaurs and swords and dragons and ufos....

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

I am legend

Utter shit

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Watched the worst film ever last night

The Hole...............

Wasn't even a nice hole in it .. .....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Grease 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clockwork fucking orange, I hate that film with a passion "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demon Seed was probably the worst waste of time ever:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075931/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snakes on a plane...i still slap myself for watching that "

That's one of my guilty pleasure films, purely for the line "it's time to get these mother f*****g snakes off this mother f*****g plane" love it, guaranteed to make me laugh out loud every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone says Alien Vs Predator, I will find you, I shall cut you, infact I will kill you. Be warned.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Boxing Helena...it was all a dream (there, saved you having to suffer watching it!)

damn you!! "

You'd thank me if you ever considered watching it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grease 2."

Noooooooo it's the best of the grease movies.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Boxing Helena...it was all a dream (there, saved you having to suffer watching it!)

"

Haha I feel I have to defend the film! It was watching that I started thinking about swinging.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Blackball..Paul Kay..British film at it's most cringeworthy.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"cloud atlas, I seen it before it came here(I was amazed by the trailer!)..then my friend wanted to see it in the cinema(I never let on I'd seen it lol), she wanted to leave almost halfway through it, and we did lol"

I loved Cloud Atlas but then I loved the book too, even though it's literary conceits became a little tiresome!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I am legend

Utter shit"

I liked it!

I can see no one will go to the cinema with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spirit. Walked out of the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbetweeners, barb wire, show girls, star trek, the Toby maguire spiderman movies, 28 days later, the x men movies, the transformers, Michael bay crapfests, jurassic park movies, the x files movie, elf, the hulk movies, suburban commando, et, most Sandra bullock movies except demolition man, donnie darko, barbershop, mama Mia, most modern Disney films, Freddie vs Jason I could go on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mama fucking mia, what absolute tosh !

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By *unluvinsoulxMan
over a year ago

Newton Abbot

Max Payne completely for sure wasted 2 hours of my life watching that horrendous movie and I will never get that time back

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Boxing Helena...it was all a dream (there, saved you having to suffer watching it!)

Haha I feel I have to defend the film! It was watching that I started thinking about swinging. "

You're defending the indefensible!

As for some of the others on this thread...Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, LOTR etc. You may not like them but to say they're the Worst Films Ever is a bit daft!

I can't stand Shakespeare but I wouldn't be ridiculous enough to say he was the Worst Writer Ever (he didn't write them, for starters )

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'm thinking I must have really bad taste in films because loads of my most loved are being mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inbetweeners, barb wire, show girls, star trek, the Toby maguire spiderman movies, 28 days later, the x men movies, the transformers, Michael bay crapfests, jurassic park movies, the x files movie, elf, the hulk movies, suburban commando, et, most Sandra bullock movies except demolition man, donnie darko, barbershop, mama Mia, most modern Disney films, Freddie vs Jason I could go on lol"

was on my way with some dvds..i best turn back now lol

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

The recent remake of Piranha with Kelly Brook - any film that can still be utter shite when 90% of it is women in bikinis takes some serious effort.

However, "Super" also really felt like I'd missed the whole point.

D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The royal tenenbaums. "

Not seen it but it sounds shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am legend

Utter shit

I liked it!

I can see no one will go to the cinema with me "

I like the alternative ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cloud atlas, I seen it before it came here(I was amazed by the trailer!)..then my friend wanted to see it in the cinema(I never let on I'd seen it lol), she wanted to leave almost halfway through it, and we did lol

I loved Cloud Atlas but then I loved the book too, even though it's literary conceits became a little tiresome!"

halle berry and the asian girl were the only good points lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol perhaps best you do lol

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

green street 2, i lost the will to live long before the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire lesbian killers. Wtf?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have to add(not to the worst film ever), but to the worst zombie movie for its HUGE budget,cast and fucking silly amounts of promotion!........ WORLD WAR Z

start: SHIT zombies,Brad pitt(possibly his worst movie in years),Brad shitting it from ONE zombie..despite being some top elite special forces extractor hard as nails type

Clues throughout the movie to the virus's curse..Duhhhh big surprise when they find it out

special effects(same software thats probably been used from IamLegend(which is a good few years old)

and finally?... a tv show(walking dead) trumps the entire movie on a few episodes alone.........

pathetic..and even more pathetic its rave reviews...cunts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie does Dallas

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Worst movie? Twilight. All five. Don't believe me? Ask this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3i-QmgqGq0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green mile. Never got to the end. Had a bath instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand dirty dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be green street absolute fodder

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the happening,the most inappropriately named film ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the happening,the most inappropriately named film ever."

possibly one of the most overrated films in existence...Quick lets run...from the wind...er...fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about all time but the worst film I've seen lately was "Riddick" totally and utter mind numbing cackness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most sequels - Jaws 3 was one of them - the ultimate way to destroy what was a good original movie & book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The royal tenenbaums.

Not seen it but it sounds shit."

and you would be very very wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cloud atlas, I seen it before it came here(I was amazed by the trailer!)..then my friend wanted to see it in the cinema(I never let on I'd seen it lol), she wanted to leave almost halfway through it, and we did lol

I loved Cloud Atlas but then I loved the book too, even though it's literary conceits became a little tiresome!

halle berry and the asian girl were the only good points lol"

cloud atlas is a fantastic film, think only morons dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most films with rutger hauer or Keanu Reeves in excluding bladerunner or the original matrix.

For snorefests watch Jackknife or the blair witch which was utter dogshit!! or most so called horror/first person own camera set up paranormal films!!

when it comes to blockbuster films titanic and mamma mia happen to include some of the worst acting and dialogue ever to be put onto the screen ever!! up there with ishtar and both tomb raider movies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullseye, Michael Cain, Roger Moore, to this day, the only film I've walked out of......terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bliar witch project ....i just feel you've all let that awful piece of junk slither by you because it was sooo crap !

world war z leads me to believe Brad Pitt is bankrupt ...both financially and morally for making that !

Red Dawn .....utter bilge water !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think 'Ishtar' was once voted the worst film ever. Dustin Hoffman was in it.

I was in porn film once 'Steve does Debs' but the fucking useless wanking camera man stood in front of the camera and wrecked it. 4 mins that will never come back

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i went cinema and fell asleep during slumdog millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cloud atlas, I seen it before it came here(I was amazed by the trailer!)..then my friend wanted to see it in the cinema(I never let on I'd seen it lol), she wanted to leave almost halfway through it, and we did lol

I loved Cloud Atlas but then I loved the book too, even though it's literary conceits became a little tiresome!

halle berry and the asian girl were the only good points lol

cloud atlas is a fantastic film, think only morons dont get it "

lol it wasnt that i didnt get it, it was just because it was shit!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Keen: come to the cinema with me. You can have my maltesers

Duke of Yorks cinema in Brighton - the entire Star Wars saga back to back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went cinema and fell asleep during slumdog millionaire"

Omg Diamond Smiles, you disappoint me, especially with your ratty name!!

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

Sharknado..

A tornado with flying sharks.

Dont ask..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All The Presidents Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sharknado..

A tornado with flying sharks.

Dont ask.."
Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i went cinema and fell asleep during slumdog millionaire

Omg Diamond Smiles, you disappoint me, especially with your ratty name!! "
lol sorry and well done

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london


"Sharknado..

A tornado with flying sharks.

Dont ask..Lol"

Was better off just going to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went cinema and fell asleep during slumdog millionaire

Omg Diamond Smiles, you disappoint me, especially with your ratty name!! lol sorry and well done"

I loved that movie, it was ssssoooooooo true India's cities!!

......but then again, I also thought the London 2012 opening ceremony to be the best 4 hours of theater I've ever seen!

Maybe I've bad taste - or maybe even Danny Boyle & I see eye to eye???!! ......but no need to stand on a vanity chair or stuff like that!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry Falls, spotted the killer with in 5 mins of it starting because so badly acted !!!!!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Paranormal whatever they are called

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i went cinema and fell asleep during slumdog millionaire

Omg Diamond Smiles, you disappoint me, especially with your ratty name!! lol sorry and well done

I loved that movie, it was ssssoooooooo true India's cities!!

......but then again, I also thought the London 2012 opening ceremony to be the best 4 hours of theater I've ever seen!

Maybe I've bad taste - or maybe even Danny Boyle & I see eye to eye???!! ......but no need to stand on a vanity chair or stuff like that! "

Your very good, what with the traffic being wild tonight. I loved the opening and closing of the olympics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sum of all fears ...

Chicago...

Two of my worst cinema going experiences ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

sixth sense was funny because i thought you where ment to know he was dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone says Alien Vs Predator, I will find you, I shall cut you, infact I will kill you. Be warned. "

Brilliant film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moulin Rouge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sixth sense was funny because i thought you where ment to know he was dead"

That's another film I don't have to watch now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keen: come to the cinema with me. You can have my maltesers

Duke of Yorks cinema in Brighton - the entire Star Wars saga back to back. "

When is that happening. Sounds kinda awesome to me (geek head talking)

A

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"This Island Earth" so bad it's almost good.

In fact, it was re-cut as the "Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie" ... which was one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what the hell was that film where the child sex offender turned orange, odd film, was that crap I cant even remember its name, I think Bruce Wills was in it but I could be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoo lander absolute garbage from start to the 20 mins in when I turned it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ned with Jodie Foster - bloomin awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the hell was that film where the child sex offender turned orange, odd film, was that crap I cant even remember its name, I think Bruce Wills was in it but I could be wrong"

sin city it was based on a comic book i believe.

strange movie but I actually liked it...

the royal tenenbaums had to be the worst and from Justin to kelly ugh

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"the happening,the most inappropriately named film ever.

possibly one of the most overrated films in existence...Quick lets run...from the wind...er...fuck off"

lol

had there been a policeman,standing in front of the screen,saying move on,nothing to see here.

it would have been the first time ever,where a policeman saying,move on,nothing to see here,and there really was,nothing to fooking see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumb and dumber and I was dumberer for watching

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I saw the worst film ever made on Friday - The Story of My Death.

NEVER go to see this. It was almost the death of me. The director spoke about his process after the showing and I wanted to shoot him. He had over 400 hours of footage - that tells you all you need to know.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

4 Weddings and a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw the worst film ever made on Friday - The Story of My Death.

NEVER go to see this. It was almost the death of me. The director spoke about his process after the showing and I wanted to shoot him. He had over 400 hours of footage - that tells you all you need to know.

"

Couldn't you leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

die hard 2 , i never saw one , thankfully , lol

2 ws enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be "Water World"

What a crock of shite

Trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything animated

*hides in a strategic spot on a knoll somewhere ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars (all 6) , loved them as a kid, but watched them a few years back and couldn't wait for them to end; even the original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"slumdog millionaire

Billy"

couldn't agree me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""This Island Earth" so bad it's almost good.

In fact, it was re-cut as the "Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie" ... which was one of the funniest films I've ever seen.

"

Mystery Science Theatre never ceases to make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Borat "

sorry i can't agree its hilarious with the twist of questioning America's view of itself

the land of the free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Graduate

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over a year ago


"slumdog millionaire

Billy

couldn't agree me "

sorry show have read

couldn't agree more it is poo pants

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

In fact.....anything with Hugh Grant in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

world war z what a let down off a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowboys and Aliens !!

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford


"what the hell was that film where the child sex offender turned orange, odd film, was that crap I cant even remember its name, I think Bruce Wills was in it but I could be wrong"

Sin City.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Anything with Jim Carrey in it

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Donnie Darko

Watched that film all the way through and had no clue what the hell was going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donnie Darko

Watched that film all the way through and had no clue what the hell was going on."

I was like that with 12 monkeys, actually I lie I didn't make it all the way through

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By *efreeMan
over a year ago

North Staffs

I can suggest one that hasn't even been made yet, yes it's Fifty Shades!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I saw the worst film ever made on Friday - The Story of My Death.

NEVER go to see this. It was almost the death of me. The director spoke about his process after the showing and I wanted to shoot him. He had over 400 hours of footage - that tells you all you need to know.

Couldn't you leave? "

No, the person I was with wanted to stay all the way to the bitter end of the director giving his spiel. He was blocking my exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Jean Claude Van damme films

if you havnt seen any

he looses a fight, gets trained up by some old gay, goes back to fight again and wins at the last min

seriously that's the story line to all his films

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"All Jean Claude Van damme films

if you havnt seen any

he looses a fight, gets trained up by some old gay, goes back to fight again and wins at the last min

seriously that's the story line to all his films "

Apart from Time Cop!!! Which is just shit.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Donnie Darko

Watched that film all the way through and had no clue what the hell was going on."

Donnie Darko's easy!

There's a full explanation at Metaphilm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Django Unchained. I like some moments in it but it's let down by a boring main character, stupid long boring dialogue, pointless visual effects, a confused plot and context, loads of weak cameos from good actors, and the hip hop music isn't clever or quirky. Tarantino's worst so far and he gets worse as time goes by.

Christoph Waltz, DiCaprio and James Remar are totally wasted on that film and I'm as bored of Sam Jackson as he clearly is of Tarantino appearances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All Jean Claude Van damme films

if you havnt seen any

he looses a fight, gets trained up by some old gay, goes back to fight again and wins at the last min

seriously that's the story line to all his films "

I think your refering to The Karate Kid ? ...no wait....Rocky saga's ? ...same script anyways ..dross !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All Jean Claude Van damme films

if you havnt seen any

he looses a fight, gets trained up by some old gay, goes back to fight again and wins at the last min

seriously that's the story line to all his films "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donnie Darko

Watched that film all the way through and had no clue what the hell was going on.

I was like that with 12 monkeys, actually I lie I didn't make it all the way through "

12 monkeys is a great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Krakatoa, east of Java:

Firstly it should be 'Krakatau' & secondly it's west of Java!!

How the hell can you get so much wrong in a short title?

Hollywood, eh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be plan 9 from outer space. Even for a B movie it is very bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw Momma From The Train;

With a title that bad, I couldn't possibly put myself through a viewing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clockwork fucking orange, I hate that film with a passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Napoleon Dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up to date worst film I have seen is World War Z I thort the endin was pants like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grease 2. Forced to watch with my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on, 'Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot!' was worse than 'Throw Momma From The Train'

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Mr. Giggles. And Neverending Story 2.

I thought Lord Of The Rings was absolutely epic though.

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Drive. The only time we have walked out during a film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grease 2.

Noooooooo it's the best of the grease movies. "

It's not worthy of the Grease title!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic

Who ever told Di Caprio he can act needs shooting

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"what the hell was that film where the child sex offender turned orange, odd film, was that crap I cant even remember its name, I think Bruce Wills was in it but I could be wrong"

Sin City, definitely one for the graphic novel fans. I can't imagine anyone not into that genre enjoying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grease 2.

Noooooooo it's the best of the grease movies.

It's not worthy of the Grease title!!"

bad acting and worse singing. They don't even chew gum convincingly

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman.

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over a year ago


"I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman. "

Well you're not invited to the pants party... the party with the pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic was dogshit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biker Boys,

Torque,

Time travellers wife,

Once,

I can't make up my mind on the worst out of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Corelli's mandolin what a waste of my life

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Titanic

Who ever told Di Caprio he can act needs shooting "

Eh? Titanic was fairly crap but DiCaprio hasn't been shit in a film for years, even when the film was a stinker. Great actor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The part when it sinks and when Leo died were the best bits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Captain Corelli's mandolin what a waste of my life "

Apparently a good book but crap film

Who cast Nicholas Cage as a romantic lead?!!!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"The part when it sinks and when Leo died were the best bits lol "

It sinks? Have you never heard of spoiler tags!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman. "

Heracy of the highest order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman. "

How dare! Get back to your home on whore island!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops sorry if I spoiled it

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman.

Heracy of the highest order! "

Yeah I knew someone would have something to say

It reminds me a little bit of The Goonies. I am perfectly happy to admit I've never seen The Goonies. I did an experiment and asked a group of people who thought The Goonies was great, what was good about it. All they could say was 'Hey you guuyysss' and talk about the truffle shuffle and other infamous lines. All of which I've heard people say before but they don't make me want to watch it

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

Anything with Jack Black or Kirsten Dunst in them.....

Then the worst films I've seen are

Tapes....The Bigfoot Tapes.....Monsters...The Mangler Reborn

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman.

Heracy of the highest order!

Yeah I knew someone would have something to say

It reminds me a little bit of The Goonies. I am perfectly happy to admit I've never seen The Goonies. I did an experiment and asked a group of people who thought The Goonies was great, what was good about it. All they could say was 'Hey you guuyysss' and talk about the truffle shuffle and other infamous lines. All of which I've heard people say before but they don't make me want to watch it "

Did you ever just go on an 'adventure' with your friends when you were a kid? You know, an amazing day where you did pretty much anything you wanted to do without caring?

Well, that's The Goonies.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman.

Heracy of the highest order!

Yeah I knew someone would have something to say

It reminds me a little bit of The Goonies. I am perfectly happy to admit I've never seen The Goonies. I did an experiment and asked a group of people who thought The Goonies was great, what was good about it. All they could say was 'Hey you guuyysss' and talk about the truffle shuffle and other infamous lines. All of which I've heard people say before but they don't make me want to watch it

Did you ever just go on an 'adventure' with your friends when you were a kid? You know, an amazing day where you did pretty much anything you wanted to do without caring?

Well, that's The Goonies."

Are you mad? I watched Stand By Me! No way!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"Snakes on a plane...i still slap myself for watching that "

watche that then went to snakes on a train FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently watched a film that I've heard so many people rave about and say it's a must-see. I couldn't finish watching it as it was absolutely pants in my opinion. Big grey holey granny pants.

It was Anchorman.

Heracy of the highest order!

Yeah I knew someone would have something to say

It reminds me a little bit of The Goonies. I am perfectly happy to admit I've never seen The Goonies. I did an experiment and asked a group of people who thought The Goonies was great, what was good about it. All they could say was 'Hey you guuyysss' and talk about the truffle shuffle and other infamous lines. All of which I've heard people say before but they don't make me want to watch it

Did you ever just go on an 'adventure' with your friends when you were a kid? You know, an amazing day where you did pretty much anything you wanted to do without caring?

Well, that's The Goonies.

Are you mad? I watched Stand By Me! No way! "

Stand by Me was slightly more grown up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Titanic

Who ever told Di Caprio he can act needs shooting

Eh? Titanic was fairly crap but DiCaprio hasn't been shit in a film for years, even when the film was a stinker. Great actor."

I used to hate DiCaprio with a passion but he has become very humble in later years. The more he has fun with a character, rather than trying to play it straight, the better he is.

I hated Django but he was the best thing in it as Calvin Candie. Died too soon. Probably should have even lived as a villain and I'd have liked it more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High School bloody Musical!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Anything with Jack Black or Kirsten Dunst in them.....

Then the worst films I've seen are

Tapes....The Bigfoot Tapes.....Monsters...The Mangler Reborn"

Kirsten Dunst is great in 'Melancholia'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything with Jack Black or Kirsten Dunst in them.....

Then the worst films I've seen are

Tapes....The Bigfoot Tapes.....Monsters...The Mangler Reborn

Kirsten Dunst is great in 'Melancholia'"

Mangler Reborn was woeful. I felt sorry for Reggie Bannister stooping so low for what can only be described as badly shot homemade torture porn.

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin


"Anything with Jack Black or Kirsten Dunst in them.....

Then the worst films I've seen are

Tapes....The Bigfoot Tapes.....Monsters...The Mangler Reborn

Kirsten Dunst is great in 'Melancholia'"

I don't know what it is about her but every time I see her on screen I just feel like shouting lol....it's the same with Jack Black.....I don't know why they annoy me but they do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biker Boys,

Torque,

Time travellers wife,

Once,

I can't make up my mind on the worst out of them."
noo I loved that film "once"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chopper chicks in zombie town

not one of billy bob thorntons best

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

I would have to say almost every film released in the past ten years. Especially ALL of the remakes of seventies or eighties television shows. CG has gone too far out of control in my eyes. To the point of most films being impossibly unimaginative. It seems FollyHood cannot find anything original so remaking tv shows,cartoons and(gasp) a frickin' board game into a movie is par for the course. Sad really.

-M

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over a year ago


"I would have to say almost every film released in the past ten years. Especially ALL of the remakes of seventies or eighties television shows. CG has gone too far out of control in my eyes. To the point of most films being impossibly unimaginative. It seems FollyHood cannot find anything original so remaking tv shows,cartoons and(gasp) a frickin' board game into a movie is par for the course. Sad really.

-M"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have to say almost every film released in the past ten years. Especially ALL of the remakes of seventies or eighties television shows. CG has gone too far out of control in my eyes. To the point of most films being impossibly unimaginative. It seems FollyHood cannot find anything original so remaking tv shows,cartoons and(gasp) a frickin' board game into a movie is par for the course. Sad really.

-M"

I've seen some exceptional films in the last decade but I am in agreement with you for the majority.

The Notebook....

BLEEEEUUUUURRRRGHHHHHH

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By *efreeMan
over a year ago

North Staffs

Pear Harbour for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The human centapede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Di Caprio was excellent in Blood Diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surrogates ....total crap !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i havent read the list... so if any of these haven't been mentioned at least 10 times I shall be truely disappointed...

Gigli.....

Capt.Corelli's Manodlin....

Battlefield Earth....

Catwoman....

Glitter (feauring mariah carey)....

Stop or my mom will shoot....

Green Street....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention Bladerunner? Boring tripe loved by nerds

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