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the wisest thing my grand-dad ever told me!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

Never be embarrassed to ask a beautiful woman for a date.You can ask a hundred different women, and just through the law of averages one of them will say yes.i guess it's a bit like 'if at first you don't succeed try and try again'.

Has anyone else got any pearls of wisdom they would like to share that there grandparent taught them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never refuse good money or good food lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

say whatever you have to when trying to get your hole...

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

my dad told me....the best gift you can ever give your children,,is your time,,its free and its priceless,,,when that time is gone,,its gone forever,, he was so right.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"say whatever you have to when trying to get your hole...

"

your gand-dads a charmer like mine then! Mine was 82 today and i had a couple of pints with him. he's still chancing his mick with the ladies.I love him

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"my dad told me....the best gift you can ever give your children,,is your time,,its free and its priceless,,,when that time is gone,,its gone forever,, he was so right."
Very wise man by the sounds of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like my grandad told me:

I'll bag the money, if anyone moves, shoot them. As you can imagine, I'm not welcome in Oxfam anymore...

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"never refuse good money or good food lol"
don't see why anyone would do either!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never be embarrassed to ask a beautiful woman for a date."

Sound reasoning, after all, you miss all the shots you don't take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own pearl of wisdom.

..if your going to do something. Regardless of what it is. Do it properly, or dont do it at all.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Never be embarrassed to ask a beautiful woman for a date.

Sound reasoning, after all, you miss all the shots you don't take."

i do not bad using this tactic, more so in everyday life,to be honest i'm struggling to find a hundred beautiful women on here!(joke ladies your all beautiful to me)

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"My own pearl of wisdom.

..if your going to do something. Regardless of what it is. Do it properly, or dont do it at all.

"

My trades-man taught me this

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Never be embarrassed to ask a beautiful woman for a date.

Sound reasoning, after all, you miss all the shots you don't take.i do not bad using this tactic, more so in everyday life,to be honest i'm struggling to find a hundred beautiful women on here!(joke ladies your all beautiful to me)"

many a thing regretted saying in jest lol mrs average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't succeed if you could never fail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandparents always said, time is the most precious gift you have, use it wisely.

Oh and when you fall of the horse always roll, never stick your arms out to save yourself.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

My grandfather taught me many of the values I hold today including the idea of life long learning (he was a headmaster), of having empathy with others and of trying not to judge a person or situation at least until I knew all the facts. He was a fabulous man and I was lucky to have known him for many years.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Like my grandad told me:

I'll bag the money, if anyone moves, shoot them. As you can imagine, I'm not welcome in Oxfam anymore..."

more likely my granddad would by trying to bag the women from behind the counter.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my granddad was a real rogue his advice to me when you see a cop RUN

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"My grandfather taught me many of the values I hold today including the idea of life long learning (he was a headmaster), of having empathy with others and of trying not to judge a person or situation at least until I knew all the facts. He was a fabulous man and I was lucky to have known him for many years."
he sounds great and i'm sure you'll pass on this wisdom to your own children.Its great how positive people can influence us as we grow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat people as you would like to be treated yourself x

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


" when you fall of the horse always roll, never stick your arms out to save yourself."
will try and remember this one. it's great!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Treat people as you would like to be treated yourself x "
think this one goes without saying

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Not my grandad or even my dad but a much older than me friend who I regard as more of a dad then the wast of space I was lumbered with as a dad said to me many yrs ago "always remember every 1 has a best friend" what that means is if you tell someone somthing in confidence almost every time they will tell there best friend your story in confidance an they will tell theres friend and so on an so on. so if you have somthing you don't want people to know never tell any1 no matter who your best friend is. Wise words indead. Another 1 from my apprentice days. Mesheer it twice an cut the fucking thing 1s

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw "
been racking my brains with this one but don't get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" when you fall of the horse always roll, never stick your arms out to save yourself.will try and remember this one. it's great!"

we have always bred shire horses and its a long way to fall!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Not my grandad or even my dad but a much older than me friend who I regard as more of a dad then the wast of space I was lumbered with as a dad said to me many yrs ago "always remember every 1 has a best friend" what that means is if you tell someone somthing in confidence almost every time they will tell there best friend your story in confidance an they will tell theres friend and so on an so on. so if you have somthing you don't want people to know never tell any1 no matter who your best friend is. Wise words indead. Another 1 from my apprentice days. Mesheer it twice an cut the fucking thing 1s "
both sound pieces of advice

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw been racking my brains with this one but don't get it?"

basically....if someone pisses you off and you want to mess their face up a serrated edge is the best to do it with.....simple really

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw been racking my brains with this one but don't get it?

basically....if someone pisses you off and you want to mess their face up a serrated edge is the best to do it with.....simple really"

it defo shows your a manc lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't swim with sharks.

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Ne'er a borrower nor a lender be.....and if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw been racking my brains with this one but don't get it?

basically....if someone pisses you off and you want to mess their face up a serrated edge is the best to do it with.....simple really"

no wonder i never got it, i'm a pacifist!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Don't swim with sharks. "
kind of like 'if you fly with the crows'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw "

Wow is lets be aware of this pearl of wisdom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my Nan always used to say

those who ask don't get, those who don't ask don't want

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


" if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."
this ones high up in the list for me. can never get why people are so nasty sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never shit on your own door step

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw been racking my brains with this one but don't get it?

basically....if someone pisses you off and you want to mess their face up a serrated edge is the best to do it with.....simple really

it defo shows your a manc lmao "

i aint no manc!! i'm of East End blood my son

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Never shit on your own door step "

anther good 1. Also remember shit rolls

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"

many a thing regretted saying in jest lol mrs average"

another good one

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Never shit on your own door step "
been trying to teach this to my godson. guess he'll get it sooner or later!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw been racking my brains with this one but don't get it?

basically....if someone pisses you off and you want to mess their face up a serrated edge is the best to do it with.....simple really

it defo shows your a manc lmao

i aint no manc!! i'm of East End blood my son "

my apologies wrong evie

Owww that reminds me never call a grown man son even if you are a cockey

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

some of the most down to earth people are those that are born into money

some of the most stuck up people are the ones who have made good in their life and have forgotten where they started

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"my dad once told me that if i ever want to really hurt someone hit them in the face with a saw been racking my brains with this one but don't get it?

basically....if someone pisses you off and you want to mess their face up a serrated edge is the best to do it with.....simple really

it defo shows your a manc lmao

i aint no manc!! i'm of East End blood my son

my apologies wrong evie

Owww that reminds me never call a grown man son even if you are a cockey "

hehehe

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"some of the most down to earth people are those that are born into money

some of the most stuck up people are the ones who have made good in their life and have forgotten where they started"

don't forget your roots

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my dad used to say, never take money off an irish man

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"my Nan always used to say

those who ask don't get, those who don't ask don't want "

people will always strive for better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad always told me to stand my ground . Even if you lose it still proves you are not weak .

Lynn

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"My grandad always told me to stand my ground . Even if you lose it still proves you are not weak .

Lynn"

it's not the winning that counts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck em all son be your own man there all assholes anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always hold you're head high no matter what is thrown at you !!

I wish my Grandad was still here he was my favorite Man out of the entire family

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Always hold you're head high no matter what is thrown at you !!

I wish my Grandad was still here he was my favorite Man out of the entire family "

my grandad is my favorite person ever, i will miss him dearly when he eventually does pass. i'm sure with such wise words of wisdom, your grandad would have went to his grave very proud of you. hope he lives on for ever in your memory and in your actions. god bless xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a grandad,but my dad always said

"if your not in bed by last orders,come home"

Worked every time for me.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Never had a grandad,but my dad always said

"if your not in bed by last orders,come home"

Worked every time for me.

"

curious how you interpret this one? i kind of see it as not settling for second best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you havent found yourself a shag by last orders,come home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never shit on your own doorstep.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"If you havent found yourself a shag by last orders,come home.

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have pulled a few stunners from the kebab shop after last orders get my drift about settling for second best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get your drift about second best.

We didnt have kebab shops in the 1970s.

Chippy or do without mate.

Plus every pub at 11pm at weekends.

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