FabSwingers.com forum: Let's get cheeky.....

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come on let's get cheeky woo hooo....

There are some good looking guys on here that I would not kick out of bed if they farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if it made your eyes water?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Come on let's get cheeky woo hooo....

There are some good looking guys on here that I would not kick out of bed if they farted

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Really dependant on how it smelt and if it lingered or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they followed through a bit?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Even if it made your eyes water?"

I'd have to say something if it was a follow through lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they gave you a dutch oven too?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well only if they lifted the duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I suppose you ladies don't fart

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

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I have just done a 21 gun salute....

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Come on let's get cheeky woo hooo....

There are some good looking guys on here that I would not kick out of bed if they farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

choke cough gasp, choke

arrrrghhhh

thud..twitch twitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I have just done a 21 gun salute....

thats the quilt blown off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if they followed through a bit?"

I was about to say you wouldn't get kicked out but you killed it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I have just done a 21 gun salute....

thats the quilt blown off then

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Thank fuck, it smells like shit in here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

we poohf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

why don't I believe that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I have just done a 21 gun salute....

thats the quilt blown off then

Thank fuck, it smells like shit in here now.

I just wet myself laughing at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on let's get cheeky woo hooo....

There are some good looking guys on here that I would not kick out of bed if they farted

sorry i have just guffed and it ain't pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I have just done a 21 gun salute....

thats the quilt blown off then

Thank fuck, it smells like shit in here now.

I just wet myself laughing at this

clean sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I have just done a 21 gun salute....

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The day after the night before farts smell rotten

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I read the OP and then read on. It's gone from being cheeky to smelly, follow through farts to peeing. We just need some pain for the full set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol "
Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the men at work told me tonight that whatever I had eaten was well overdue departing me tonight. Don't know what he was on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol "

you like sucking on something then ??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

We have all farted in our lives....it's the not wiping the arse after a poo and taking a pic then posting on here that gets me....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol

you like sucking on something then ??"

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles "

I'll Dutch oven you if your not careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

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Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles

I'll Dutch oven you if your not careful

Wtf is that off to urban dictionary I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles

I'll Dutch oven you if your not careful

Wtf is that off to urban dictionary I go "

you won't like what you find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles

I'll Dutch oven you if your not careful

Wtf is that off to urban dictionary I go "

You'll love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

its still a treasonous act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles

I'll Dutch oven you if your not careful

Wtf is that off to urban dictionary I go

You'll love it

the dutch oven

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont let them fool you Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if they followed through a bit?

I was about to say you wouldn't get kicked out but you killed it

Yeah, I have a habit of ruining everything!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles

I'll Dutch oven you if your not careful

Wtf is that off to urban dictionary I go

You'll love it

You can fuck off with your Dutch oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

its still a treasonous act

Not 100% sure but only act of treason you can still be hanged for is sinking a Royal Navy ship / - god knows how you would be able to do that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont let them fool you Cheeky!

i have a few air biscuits you can have in your dutch oven

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

its still a treasonous act

Not 100% sure but only act of treason you can still be hanged for is sinking a Royal Navy ship / - god knows how you would be able to do that anyway

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That would be one hell of a fart!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Dont let them fool you Cheeky!

i have a few air biscuits you can have in your dutch oven

It's better then a bun in the oven lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I do but they smell of roses

The type that grow in manure

Oi you

OI you what???

Behave rusticles

I'll Dutch oven you if your not careful

Wtf is that off to urban dictionary I go

You'll love it

You can fuck off with your Dutch oven

awww x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

its still a treasonous act

Not 100% sure but only act of treason you can still be hanged for is sinking a Royal Navy ship / - god knows how you would be able to do that anyway

That would be one hell of a fart!

it would be a real depth charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont let them fool you Cheeky!

i have a few air biscuits you can have in your dutch oven

It's better then a bun in the oven lol"

Lol ok I'll give you a Dutch oven and a turkey bastor

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

its still a treasonous act

Not 100% sure but only act of treason you can still be hanged for is sinking a Royal Navy ship / - god knows how you would be able to do that anyway

That would be one hell of a fart!

it would be a real depth charge "
is that another name for a really big shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

its still a treasonous act

Not 100% sure but only act of treason you can still be hanged for is sinking a Royal Navy ship / - god knows how you would be able to do that anyway

That would be one hell of a fart!

it would be a real depth charge is that another name for a really big shit?

yeah

did you have your lady wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh how quickly a thread can turn......

I was just thinking that but I've still got me dummy lol Apologies.....*waves hands to waft smell*

Now it's clear why the Queen does so much waving - poor Prince Philip

Years ago that would have been treason! Funny though!

its still a treasonous act

Not 100% sure but only act of treason you can still be hanged for is sinking a Royal Navy ship / - god knows how you would be able to do that anyway

That would be one hell of a fart!

it would be a real depth charge is that another name for a really big shit?

A bomber ?

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By *heekychappy1121Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hello ladies

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

Nothing screws up a shower,either alone or with company like a stinker. Why is it they smell worse when wet? Steve Miller told us all that,"Everything is better when wet." Mr.Miller,I have to disagree with you on that one.

-M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing screws up a shower,either alone or with company like a stinker. Why is it they smell worse when wet? Steve Miller told us all that,"Everything is better when wet." Mr.Miller,I have to disagree with you on that one.

-M"

I always thought it was the heat that did that to them. I shall have to go experiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if they followed through a bit?

I was about to say you wouldn't get kicked out but you killed it

Yeah, I have a habit of ruining everything!

you'd get a Dettol enema

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fart in the bath you get an instant jacuzzi lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fart in the bath you get an instant jacuzzi lol"
Until the bubbles burst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow through is a shart. Have shit have fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl farted during sex before right on my actual area! She blamed an orgasm for it! Horrified!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fart in the bath you get an instant jacuzzi lolUntil the bubbles burst!

Then fart again lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A girl farted during sex before right on my actual area! She blamed an orgasm for it! Horrified!!!

Aww poor baby

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A girl farted during sex before right on my actual area! She blamed an orgasm for it! Horrified!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl farted during sex before right on my actual area! She blamed an orgasm for it! Horrified!!!

Aww poor baby

More like poo baby ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say pussy farts make me giggle lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have to say pussy farts make me giggle lol "

Fanny farts had a few of them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep they are always good for a giggle. Sayingth that some women get embarrassed

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Yep they are always good for a giggle. Sayingth that some women get embarrassed"

Not me it takes a lot for me to get embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep they are always good for a giggle. Sayingth that some women get embarrassed

Not me it takes a lot for me to get embarrassed "

Love when a girl fanny farts and suddenly say to you " it's your fault pumping all that air in me " - us fellas get blamed for everything

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Yep they are always good for a giggle. Sayingth that some women get embarrassed

Not me it takes a lot for me to get embarrassed

Love when a girl fanny farts and suddenly say to you " it's your fault pumping all that air in me " - us fellas get blamed for everything

I don't say that it's air that gets forced out regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep they are always good for a giggle. Sayingth that some women get embarrassed

Not me it takes a lot for me to get embarrassed

Love when a girl fanny farts and suddenly say to you " it's your fault pumping all that air in me " - us fellas get blamed for everything

I don't say that it's air that gets forced out regardless "

Sounds too technical to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say ya can't hold what's not in your hand. If your fanny/ pussy has to fart well then it had to. Feck if you held it in you might blow some sods balls up his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on let's get cheeky woo hooo....

There are some good looking guys on here that I would not kick out of bed if they farted

Haha, that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is still hope for me yet. I cannot fart in the presence of a lady.

...im very ladylike

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how dare you break wind before me

sorry babe .. i didnt realise it was your turn ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are these good looking men you talk about

I obviously live in the wrong part of the world

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Where are these good looking men you talk about

I obviously live in the wrong part of the world

You and me both floro!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just came into lounge and theres a funny smell kicking about and took a while to see this thread as there's a green mist resembling a Scooby Doo lake scene,,,adds (Fog Horn sound affects)

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Fart in the bath you get an instant jacuzzi lolUntil the bubbles burst!

Then fart again lol"

I often wondered if the person that invented the bong made his discovery of strength amplification whilst in the bath?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Where are these good looking men you talk about

I obviously live in the wrong part of the world

there are i think somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are these good looking men you talk about

I obviously live in the wrong part of the world

You and me both floro!! X"

There's some mighty fine looking ones near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are in London and below your age range lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I suppose you ladies don't fart

I have just done a 21 gun salute....

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dont you mean a 21 bum salute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will fart in your general direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I don't fart in bed with a lady present.

I can't rely on my looks to get me through it!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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