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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

I love a good snort

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Try having a twelve year old around. We can't say anything without him bursting into a dirty laugh and pointing out a rude meaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could think of a double entendre I would give you one right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try having a twelve year old around. We can't say anything without him bursting into a dirty laugh and pointing out a rude meaning.

I do that. I am terribly immature.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

You're quite right, some are very hard. I think if you grabbed hold of the problem, you might be more open to them in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

You're quite right, some are very hard. I think if you grabbed hold of the problem, you might be more open to them in the future. "

Ooooo matron!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

You're quite right, some are very hard. I think if you grabbed hold of the problem, you might be more open to them in the future. "

NOT to spot.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Try having a twelve year old around. We can't say anything without him bursting into a dirty laugh and pointing out a rude meaning.

I do that. I am terribly immature.

Me too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Try having a twelve year old around. We can't say anything without him bursting into a dirty laugh and pointing out a rude meaning.

I do that. I am terribly immature.

So I couldn't say that I put the chocolate in the fridge to keep it hard around you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember when I was a teenager had a friends mum who would always say "don't finger the biscuits" when she passed the biscuit tin round ... I would go red and sniger every time !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

a woman goes into a bar says to the barman can i have a double entendre ... so he gives her one .... boom boom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always spotting them in fbook statuses, normally on inappropriate peoples. Had someone raving about an amazing facial, how she re commends them to everyone..the other week, nearly lost my coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try having a twelve year old around. We can't say anything without him bursting into a dirty laugh and pointing out a rude meaning.

I do that. I am terribly immature.

So I couldn't say that I put the chocolate in the fridge to keep it hard around you then?"

Umm I don't know what you mean.

I tend to say things that other people think are double entendres. It's all their fault, they are the ones with the dirty minds. They are always taking me the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week, one of the kids told me his star sign was crapricorn - even that made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am all sweetness and light I don't get any of it ... can someone please sit me down and give it to me !!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As I am all sweetness and light I don't get any of it ... can someone please sit me down and give it to me !!!!

Wait your turn, I haven't been given it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOOOOOOOOL

Inn-your-endo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I am all sweetness and light I don't get any of it ... can someone please sit me down and give it to me !!!!

Wait your turn, I haven't been given it yet.

there's a queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

I love a good snort

You a smack head??

Sit On Coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innuendo bingo on Radio 1 that's full of them, especially off the cricket for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

I don't get it ....or double entendres

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why oh why is it so difficult not to spot double entendres? I'm terrible for it. It makes me snort at the most inappropriate moments.

I don't get it ....or double entendres

Double Entendres are like buses...you wait ages then two come along at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible .. I make them out of nothing

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm terrible .. I make them out of nothing

I bet they slip easily into your conversations though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible .. I make them out of nothing

I bet they slip easily into your conversations though. "

What are you insinuating

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm terrible .. I make them out of nothing

I bet they slip easily into your conversations though.

What are you insinuating

I think he's just saying you have a beautiful body and would you hold it against him.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm terrible .. I make them out of nothing

I bet they slip easily into your conversations though.

What are you insinuating

I think he's just saying you have a beautiful body and would you hold it against him."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm terrible .. I make them out of nothing

I bet they slip easily into your conversations though.

What are you insinuating

I think he's just saying you have a beautiful body and would you hold it against him.

This

That wasn't the reply I expected but thank you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try having a twelve year old around. We can't say anything without him bursting into a dirty laugh and pointing out a rude meaning.

I do that. I am terribly immature.

So I couldn't say that I put the chocolate in the fridge to keep it hard around you then?

Umm I don't know what you mean.

I tend to say things that other people think are double entendres. It's all their fault, they are the ones with the dirty minds. They are always taking me the wrong way.

I keep saying that but no one will believe me

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