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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya can bollocks to that

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ya can bollocks to that

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Then you would be sent to jail, as from midnight it will be law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pear cidre for me tonight

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Pear cidre for me tonight"
Is that the best you can do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absinthe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makr sure u take padding fir ur bum in prison lol ur bum they will have a field day pp lol xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Jack Daniels x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.

Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?

Capt Morgan's flavoured cum.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

A spot of red stag cherry or soberano brandy mmmm!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.

Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect."
What kind of bourbon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What' alcohol ban?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?

Nothing! I wouldn't be drinking whilst driving to the airport to emigrate to a more civilised country!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What' alcohol ban?"
THE alcohol ban....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guiness with a Tia Maria depthcharge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what your going on about. Not heard anything?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Dunno what your going on about. Not heard anything?"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Guiness with a Tia Maria depthcharge."
Interesting choice..might give that one a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rekorderlig pear cider, but only one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babycham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread title game me a bit of a heart attack tbh.

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By *ibralassxCouple
over a year ago

Long eaton

Would have to be a mudslide mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's heaven+++ in a glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I normaly do.

Avoid all the pain in the arse piss heads

Head to the discotheque

And rock out with my cock out

D*unks are to be avoided at all costs

Especially when their in crisis

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?

Nothing! I wouldn't be drinking whilst driving to the airport to emigrate to a more civilised country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?

anything as long as i drinking from between the thighs of a beautiful woman

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do what I normaly do.

Avoid all the pain in the arse piss heads

Head to the discotheque

And rock out with my cock out

D*unks are to be avoided at all costs

Especially when their in crisis

lol

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So not only would you risk being arrested for indecent exposure, you would go to a "disco" where there was no alcohol then.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?

anything as long as i drinking from between the thighs of a beautiful woman

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Shmooze line of the day so far goes to......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unks in the d*unk tank

Sounds like a plan

You will be getting shot next for having a fag

Lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"D*unks in the d*unk tank

Sounds like a plan

You will be getting shot next for having a fag

Lol"
Step away from the cooking sherry.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From midnight tonight...what "tipple" would you indulge in before the ban starts?

anything as long as i drinking from between the thighs of a beautiful woman

Shmooze line of the day so far goes to......

feck me i have won something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What' alcohol ban?THE alcohol ban...."

No need to panic, there is an old still in the woods near my place and a couple of ton of potatoes, so we will be sorted

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Jigsaw- shut up and get me a glass of Chivas Regal.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Vodka

The best money could buy

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Vodka

The best money could buy "
Not JD Honey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jigsaw- shut up and get me a glass of Chivas Regal.

on me way what am i drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka

The best money could buy Not JD Honey?"

honey rum lots and lots of ice from between the thighs of a beautiful woman.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Jigsaw- shut up and get me a glass of Chivas Regal.

on me way what am i drinking

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Tap water....I drank all the beer last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking from the inside of a beautiful women's thighs

Indecent exposure

Loude behaviour

Whilst under the influence

Tut tut

10 years hard labour

Lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Vodka

The best money could buy Not JD Honey?

honey rum lots and lots of ice from between the thighs of a beautiful woman.

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You are obsessed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka

The best money could buy Not JD Honey?

honey rum lots and lots of ice from between the thighs of a beautiful woman.

You are obsessed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jigsaw- shut up and get me a glass of Chivas Regal.

on me way what am i drinking

Tap water....I drank all the beer last night.

like i said its not what its were from lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few bottles of Malbec, some prosecco, a few gin and tonics and a hot man to wake up with in the morning!

I'm sure that's how my birthday party went anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno what your going on about. Not heard anything?"

Femme said it, so it must be true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One single pint of Kronenbourg 1664

Kronenbourg because it does it for me like no other lager

And only one pint because it will be fucking impossible to get back to the bar with all the chaos and panic

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Vodka

The best money could buy Not JD Honey?"

I'll have both

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Bolly daaaaahling! Natch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.

Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?"

Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.

Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?

Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long."

Makers Mark is fucking quality whiskey, goes down so mellow and warm, as opposed to the usual battery acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.

Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?

Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long.

Makers Mark is fucking quality whiskey, goes down so mellow and warm, as opposed to the usual battery acid"

Aye, that it is! Now if we can get a Scot and an Irishman to agree on that fact as well...well we have one damn fine whiskey on our hands then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of evil law is that? did nobody learn anything from the prohibition days in America. Banning alcohol never ends up good.

Personally I'd just get snockered on some good borboun before midnight and hope to be passed out before the ban goes into affect.What kind of bourbon ?

Either Maker's Mark, or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. I can easily sip those glorious nectars all night long.

Makers Mark is fucking quality whiskey, goes down so mellow and warm, as opposed to the usual battery acid

Aye, that it is! Now if we can get a Scot and an Irishman to agree on that fact as well...well we have one damn fine whiskey on our hands then.

Aye lad! Last time I had a Jameson's though I had terrible heartburn and stomach pains. But I did drink the whole bottle straight

Jura is another fine selection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have some knob creek. Not too much though ,if I over indulge on knob I start to feel a bit queasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have some knob creek. Not too much though ,if I over indulge on knob I start to feel a bit queasy. "

That's bourbon isn't it? lol too much knob will kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a bourbon ,and very nice it is too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and in a tall glass, with ice no lemon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These days I like to be pissed on whisky by 10:30pm cos I got like shit to do in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could easily go without as long as they don't ban tea!

P.s bourbon = four roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of rosè, Jack Daniels, jagerbombs. I'd be pissed until lunch time tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite old school cocktail - TVRa,! Double Tequila (Jose Cuervo Gold), double Vodka (wyborovka bison grass) red bull and double absinthe with the sugar heated and stirred in mmmmmm yummy!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Cucumber gin and Tonic

A nice champagne

Couple of bottles of Petrus

Starter of lobster ravioli

Rare steak, mushrooms with shallots, fries on the side with truffle salt, vinegary side salad and a decent baguette

Followed by a mega cheeseboard

If I can't drink alcohol I am going to be as thin as a rake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vodka/orange please and southern comfort/lemonade for him thanks!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd have a Cosmopolitan, a French martini, a glass of champagne and then a glass of Hennessy Paradis Cognac. The last alcoholic flavour of the Paradis will linger and warm me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guiness with a Tia Maria depthcharge."

Make that two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

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You only have 2 and a half hours left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

You only have 2 and a half hours left!

Better get moving then!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

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So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?"

Nope!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

Nope!

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So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job i am enjoying a glass or two of wine now then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

Nope!

So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck."

Hahahaha! No.

But very fucking droll femme!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

Nope!

So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.

Hahahaha! No.

But very fucking droll femme!

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I can be like that on occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

Nope!

So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.

Hahahaha! No.

But very fucking droll femme!

I can be like that on occasion."

Be a love and flash ya tits

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

Nope!

So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.

Hahahaha! No.

But very fucking droll femme!

I can be like that on occasion.

Be a love and flash ya tits

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Is you Joe Hart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

Nope!

So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.

Hahahaha! No.

But very fucking droll femme!

I can be like that on occasion.

Be a love and flash ya tits

Is you Joe Hart?"

Fuckin lol out loud!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I just be greedy and have every type of alcohol apart from beer please?!

No ya can't. I'm greedy!

So when you are too greedy do you pass out?

Nope!

So where does the "Thump" come in then, I thought it was the sound of you hitting the deck.

Hahahaha! No.

But very fucking droll femme!

I can be like that on occasion.

Be a love and flash ya tits

Is you Joe Hart?

Fuckin lol out loud!

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Well you now have your answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long island ice tea, and as its technically tea, I should be ok to d*unk it after midnight to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long island ice tea, and as its technically tea, I should be ok to d*unk it after midnight to?

Oops already had one too many

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Long island ice tea, and as its technically tea, I should be ok to d*unk it after midnight to?

Oops already had one too many

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I wont tell anyone if you do.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Will just have to be what I have at moment....(wish you had told me of this ban earlier, I would have stocked up)

Lime Southern Comfort with ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long island ice tea, and as its technically tea, I should be ok to d*unk it after midnight to?

Oops already had one too many

I wont tell anyone if you do.

Sssh tell who what?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Will just have to be what I have at moment....(wish you had told me of this ban earlier, I would have stocked up)

Lime Southern Comfort with ice

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Ooooh now that would tickle my taste buds...sounds lovely, although the last time I drank Southern Comfort I fell down a manhole.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will just have to be what I have at moment....(wish you had told me of this ban earlier, I would have stocked up)

Lime Southern Comfort with ice

Ooooh now that would tickle my taste buds...sounds lovely, although the last time I drank Southern Comfort I fell down a manhole.

I've only had d*unk sex with someone inappropriate once but I didn't fall into his manhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of tea, I don't care much for alcohol so come midnight I would invite everyone round for a nice cup of Earl Grey. Or Tetley if you're common like me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Talking of tea, I don't care much for alcohol so come midnight I would invite everyone round for a nice cup of Earl Grey. Or Tetley if you're common like me

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If you said Lady Grey that would be different....

A manhole..LS not a manshole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking of tea, I don't care much for alcohol so come midnight I would invite everyone round for a nice cup of Earl Grey. Or Tetley if you're common like me

Is there biscuits?

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