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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... what would be the first thing you did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my hair

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

become a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pray for snow always wanted to write my name in the snow lol, weird thing to be jealous of men for eh but standing pissing seems so much easier hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contact The Lancet!....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Wank, probably! Isn't that what you lot do with morning glories when you're alone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call in sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what would be the first thing you did?

Cry like a bitch.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Pray for snow always wanted to write my name in the snow lol, weird thing to be jealous of men for eh but standing pissing seems so much easier hahahaha"

maybe outside in the snow its easier, it takes real skill to do it over a toilet and not get any on the seat though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what would be the first thing you did?

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Do something irrational

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By *utterflywingsWoman
over a year ago

Creswell Derbyshire

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike."

So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"... what would be the first thing you did?

have a wank

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"... what would be the first thing you did?

have a wank"

This

Then attempt to discover if size really does matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike."

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Put on my clothes and go shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what would be the first thing you did?

stay in bed and play with my new toys

it would be like Christmas day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.

So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????"

Can I change my answer to "immediately completely miss the humour in posts and jump straight to taking offence"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a pencil and a melon and try to find out once and for all which is better girth or length !!!

Jamie

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.

So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????"

Only herself if she woke up female!

The statement doesn't mean all bi fems are like cheap bikes, merely she would take the opportunity to be.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.

So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????

Can I change my answer to "immediately completely miss the humour in posts and jump straight to taking offence""

Of course, changing your mind is the prerogative of a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike."

Book in for a sex change and go back to doing the above

Living it, loving it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.

So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????

Only herself if she woke up female!

The statement doesn't mean all bi fems are like cheap bikes, merely she would take the opportunity to be."

Thank you, someone got it!

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

I'd be a slut! Lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Cancel the cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck I would come on so... choc & hot water bottle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honestly? I'd probably accessing, especially if I wasnt expecting it. send then try to work out what ask the single men on here seem to complain about so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'd be busy finding out if I could lick my own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would absolutely positively play with my boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a photo of my dick next to a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch and complain about the loo seat left up.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd be busy finding out if I could lick my own nipples

Doing it yourself doesn't feel that good tbh.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

check to see if i still had a hymen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort out my morning glory

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"Sort out my morning glory"

That would involve going to the toilet and kneeling in a way so you get your aim right

Any wanking without doing this is probably prone to failure

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"... what would be the first thing you did?

Figure out how to undo a bra clasp,,

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

I have ample sharp knives in my kitchen so I'd just cut off the sausage, so to speak.

I'd want my girlie bits back, I've just splashed out on some lovely nipple jewelry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart out loud in public ....loud and proud ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what would be the first thing you did?

Get PMT

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Panic as I have to reverse park every morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

start drinking bear, farting in public, scratching me balls, watch football, and eat chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike."

It would save you money

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By *rchard thiefMan
over a year ago

accrington-ish

Get the pair of jeans out that I've saved "just in case" and see if my bum looked big in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have a wank

This

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fuckin panic!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go work at a strip club and make some money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank, get a blow job, then book in for a sex change. Being a woman is way too much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing my luck I would come on so... choc & hot water bottle..."

so funny I cried laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find my ex and dish out some of the punishment he gave me... He gets it every time on here, I should move on really but I so would smash his evil face in

I would also (assuming I was fit) put on a pair of tight jeans and t shirt, dark glasses and strut down the high street Travolta style

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pray for snow always wanted to write my name in the snow lol, weird thing to be jealous of men for eh but standing pissing seems so much easier hahahaha"

some of the classy birds on a Saturday night out in brum seem to manage it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also (assuming I was fit) put on a pair of tight jeans and t shirt, dark glasses and strut down the high street Travolta style

Even if you weren't fit you should do this anyway.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

see if I could lick my own pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a good play with myself lol

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

buy a thin "see through" floaty dress, put it on with nothing underneath and go stop the traffic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend G over and shag him senseless lol... unless he'd turned into a woman then I'd have to see what I could do- could be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what would be the first thing you did?

The washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing would change.. I would wankety wank wank

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would be ramming some crazy shit up my clunge yo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"buy a thin "see through" floaty dress, put it on with nothing underneath and go stop the traffic!

Er........can't u just do that anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would change mu profile and party woohoo

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

....I would never be seen or heard from again.

-M

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing."

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

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If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

what about ya nads

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

what about ya nads "
Spose they would just dangle a bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful"

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id spend a fortune at lovehoney buying dildos lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach "
See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

what about ya nads Spose they would just dangle a bit...."

sometimes they are tight as a drum when you get out of a nice warm bed and the colder air hits them on the way to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with myself and experience what multiple orgasm feels like. find where the g spot really is. then have people kill spiders, open pickle jars, and buy drinks for me...and not do anything in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman....."

you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id spend a fortune at lovehoney buying dildos lol"

nothing stopping you now if that what float your boat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a post up on here and see how many of you lot took the piss.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....

you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis

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At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing stopping you now if that what float your boat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a post up on here and see how many of you lot took the piss."

no one does that kind of thing on here surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a Bi fem profile up on here and spend the rest of my life getting ridden like a cheap bike.

So you class bi fems as cheap bikes then ???????

Can I change my answer to "immediately completely miss the humour in posts and jump straight to taking offence""

A lot of touch people in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id go and see how much a bikini wax really hurts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....

you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis

At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month!

that's true however that only you for a week it affects your fella the week before with the (warm up) the week during and the week after (cool down)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....

you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis

At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month!

that's true however that only you for a week it affects your fella the week before with the (warm up) the week during and the week after (cool down)

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This is true...good innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id go and see how much a bikini wax really hurts lol"

again nothing stopping you now if that what floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol jigsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....

you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis

At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month!

that's true however that only you for a week it affects your fella the week before with the (warm up) the week during and the week after (cool down)

This is true...good innit!

its one of the things really miss about a relationship

the un week when kofi Annan had to mediate

the war week when Kate adie was reporting live

and the aftermath week when there would be a charity concert in honour of the fallen blue tailed mouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a wee...I always need a wee first thing.

yeah but standing up and missing the pan because you have a piss hard on

If I had a hard on I would squidge it through my legs and sit...I am not that silly!

And sit forward otherwise the head of your cock is squashed against the bowl.

When you wee.. Big problem !!! It's just a tad painful

or worse still your bell end touches parts of the rim that even domestos cannot reach See.. I am so glad I am a woman.....

you have no idea what us fellas go through on a daily basis

At least your genitals don't bleed like a cow in an abattoir once a month!

Speak for yourself... that reminds me I need a check up at the GUM clinic

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"... what would be the first thing you did?

Phone 999 in a panic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

get a deluxe rabbit or a magic wand .. put up a new profile on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would see what the biggest thing I could insert in my pussy was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd join a convent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out the sky remote xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without being tooooo gross about the first thing....

The second thing I'd do would be to dispose of the bedding....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide run down stairs and get the tape measure

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