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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper."

Yes probably.

And on that note goodnight! I am going to palm my hands with a brillow pad and have a wank.

Goodnight.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!"

I am positive!!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!I am positive!! "

you are femme' but unfortunately i have no green and purple paint x

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

Yes probably.

And on that note goodnight! I am going to palm my hands with a brillow pad and have a wank.

Goodnight. "

great idea with the brillow bad as i keep getting paper cuts

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!I am positive!! you are femme' but unfortunately i have no green and purple paint x"

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!"

In general its a huge turn off. I get some of the I am not looking for statements but the anal profiles just make me think that that person must be really ugly on the inside and are best avoided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to list my do and don'ts. Damn!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Until you find a person where you fit all their do's

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

In general its a huge turn off. I get some of the I am not looking for statements but the anal profiles just make me think that that person must be really ugly on the inside and are best avoided. "

There are anal profiles?! What happens when you ask for a face picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DON'T you just hate whiney threads!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DON'T you just hate whiney threads!?? "

Is that how you see it? I thought it was a comment on negativity and how people _iewed a negative profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My version doesn't do don'ts . Try yes and no . I love it especially when smokers and attached guys fail to read it but say they love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DON'T you just hate whiney threads!??

Is that how you see it? I thought it was a comment on negativity and how people _iewed a negative profile. "

But, is there such a thing as a negative profile though? After all, a list of do's and don'ts are that persons positive way of meeting the right person for him/her!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"My version doesn't do don'ts . Try yes and no . I love it especially when smokers and attached guys fail to read it but say they love it "
your profiles a nice read. if you were closer i'd be tempted to message you! as for going to see 'filth' have you read the book? one of the funniest books ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My version doesn't do don'ts . Try yes and no . I love it especially when smokers and attached guys fail to read it but say they love it your profiles a nice read. if you were closer i'd be tempted to message you! as for going to see 'filth' have you read the book? one of the funniest books ever!"

Get closer then

And no I haven't.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"DON'T you just hate whiney threads!??

Is that how you see it? I thought it was a comment on negativity and how people _iewed a negative profile.

But, is there such a thing as a negative profile though? After all, a list of do's and don'ts are that persons positive way of meeting the right person for him/her!"

fair point

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Until you find a person where you fit all their do's "
i'm not into pigeons

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"My version doesn't do don'ts . Try yes and no . I love it especially when smokers and attached guys fail to read it but say they love it your profiles a nice read. if you were closer i'd be tempted to message you! as for going to see 'filth' have you read the book? one of the funniest books ever!

Get closer then

And no I haven't."

if the movie does the book justice it'll be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a list of donts,it helpful when people read it,saves them a lot wasted messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a list of donts,it helpful when people read it,saves them a lot wasted messaging"

Well, i fit all your criteria! Apart from i'm a wanker...i mean winker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a list of donts,it helpful when people read it,saves them a lot wasted messaging

Well, i fit all your criteria! Apart from i'm a wanker...i mean winker! "

Haha how' far is scotland

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!"

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway! "

your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway!

your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch."

No, I got the point. They're obviously happy with the results they are getting though or they'd change. Maybe they don't want to appeal to you? Maybe they don't see why they should write their profile according to how someone else thinks it should be written.

They might not like your profile either and they may think you could represent yourself better. That's the thing, we all get to present ourselves here as we choose. Every profile will have something about it that some don't like.

Plenty of people could improve their profiles, in my opinion. I'd prefer to see a list of Don'ts than text speak and shit spelling. I just use it as another filter and move on though.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway!

your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

No, I got the point. They're obviously happy with the results they are getting though or they'd change. Maybe they don't want to appeal to you? Maybe they don't see why they should write their profile according to how someone else thinks it should be written.

They might not like your profile either and they may think you could represent yourself better. That's the thing, we all get to present ourselves here as we choose. Every profile will have something about it that some don't like.

Plenty of people could improve their profiles, in my opinion. I'd prefer to see a list of Don'ts than text speak and shit spelling. I just use it as another filter and move on though."

i do just move on and am under no illusion that my profile appeals to everyone that _iews it. i do hope though that i don't come across egotistical, which is what i think of the aforementioned profiles.It's nice to be nice xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway!

your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

No, I got the point. They're obviously happy with the results they are getting though or they'd change. Maybe they don't want to appeal to you? Maybe they don't see why they should write their profile according to how someone else thinks it should be written.

They might not like your profile either and they may think you could represent yourself better. That's the thing, we all get to present ourselves here as we choose. Every profile will have something about it that some don't like.

Plenty of people could improve their profiles, in my opinion. I'd prefer to see a list of Don'ts than text speak and shit spelling. I just use it as another filter and move on though.i do just move on and am under no illusion that my profile appeals to everyone that _iews it. i do hope though that i don't come across egotistical, which is what i think of the aforementioned profiles.It's nice to be nice xx"

You have a fair point and I actually can't believe some of the profiles I see. However I don't see those women rewriting them to suit you.

I agree it is nice to be nice BUT if you were one of the women/couples who get hundreds of messages each day, many of which are from men who clearly don't match what they are looking for, how long would it be before you wrote a profile very clearly emphasising what you are and are not looking for?

The perspective of men is different to that of women here because most guys don't get a metric shit tonne of messages from people who haven't read their profile or who are trying their luck anyway. Try seeing it from the ladies' points of _iew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway! your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch."

But perhaps they are a bitch. Better they keep their profile negative so normal people can avoid them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's nice to be nice xx"

Dude! ...it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some men must like angry aggresive women otherwise they wouldnt have verifications, maybe they attract angry aggresive men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some men must like angry aggresive women otherwise they wouldnt have verifications, maybe they attract angry aggresive men. "

I think some men will fuck anything no matter how angry there are some who are just not fussy as long as its a wet hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to know if you're everything your x said on your profile why is she your x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway!

your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

No, I got the point. They're obviously happy with the results they are getting though or they'd change. Maybe they don't want to appeal to you? Maybe they don't see why they should write their profile according to how someone else thinks it should be written.

They might not like your profile either and they may think you could represent yourself better. That's the thing, we all get to present ourselves here as we choose. Every profile will have something about it that some don't like.

Plenty of people could improve their profiles, in my opinion. I'd prefer to see a list of Don'ts than text speak and shit spelling. I just use it as another filter and move on though.i do just move on and am under no illusion that my profile appeals to everyone that _iews it. i do hope though that i don't come across egotistical, which is what i think of the aforementioned profiles.It's nice to be nice xx

You have a fair point and I actually can't believe some of the profiles I see. However I don't see those women rewriting them to suit you.

I agree it is nice to be nice BUT if you were one of the women/couples who get hundreds of messages each day, many of which are from men who clearly don't match what they are looking for, how long would it be before you wrote a profile very clearly emphasising what you are and are not looking for?

The perspective of men is different to that of women here because most guys don't get a metric shit tonne of messages from people who haven't read their profile or who are trying their luck anyway. Try seeing it from the ladies' points of _iew."

My profile is exactly how I want it - very specific, detailed and lengthy...and I have no problem getting the meets I desire!

If a guy can't be arsed to read it or feels the need to comment negatively then it's very unlikely he'll get a reply, even if he is smoking hot...just another means of filtering the many dozens of messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some men must like angry aggresive women otherwise they wouldnt have verifications, maybe they attract angry aggresive men.

I think some men will fuck anything no matter how angry there are some who are just not fussy as long as its a wet hole."

Yes seems that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!"

ok then. Do...kiss me constantly, do.....tease me with your mouth, do....run your hands over my breasts as you take me gently from behind, do.....suck a cock as I fuck you with my strap on, do....invite me over to your place where candles will be lit and the shower will be running, do....moan loud as I kneel before you in said shower and slip your cock into my mouth......

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

People who start these types of threads are usually excluded in some way so feel aggrieved.

Otherwise if you come across a negative profile "good luck with that!" and swiftly moving on would suffice.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


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My profile is exactly how I want it - very specific, detailed and lengthy...and I have no problem getting the meets I desire!

If a guy can't be arsed to read it or feels the need to comment negatively then it's very unlikely he'll get a reply, even if he is smoking hot...just another means of filtering the many dozens of messages "

I agree, mine is exactly how I want it to be, and doesn't seem to be hindering me

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"DON'T you just hate whiney threads!??

Is that how you see it? I thought it was a comment on negativity and how people _iewed a negative profile.

But, is there such a thing as a negative profile though? After all, a list of do's and don'ts are that persons positive way of meeting the right person for him/her!"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway!

your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

No, I got the point. They're obviously happy with the results they are getting though or they'd change. Maybe they don't want to appeal to you? Maybe they don't see why they should write their profile according to how someone else thinks it should be written.

They might not like your profile either and they may think you could represent yourself better. That's the thing, we all get to present ourselves here as we choose. Every profile will have something about it that some don't like.

Plenty of people could improve their profiles, in my opinion. I'd prefer to see a list of Don'ts than text speak and shit spelling. I just use it as another filter and move on though."

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I state on my profile EXACTLY what I want and for every negative on it there is a positive best to be honest on it

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway! your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

But perhaps they are a bitch. Better they keep their profile negative so normal people can avoid them. "

Define normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think women with profiles like that come across as a bit arrogant and take themselves just a bit too seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway! your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

But perhaps they are a bitch. Better they keep their profile negative so normal people can avoid them.

Define normal.

"

I'm not normal. I've been told

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"some men must like angry aggresive women otherwise they wouldnt have verifications, maybe they attract angry aggresive men.

I think some men will fuck anything no matter how angry there are some who are just not fussy as long as its a wet hole."

People like what they like. Just because some men like passive, eager to please women doesn't mean it's applicable to all.

People are allowed choices different from our own without the need to degenerate theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i imagine! getting a ride off a woman with about million 'don'ts' on here profile would probably be as much fun as having a wank with sand-paper.

why not try being a little more positive girls? just a thought!!!

They're very positive. Absolutely positive about who they don't want to meet.

Everyone's profile is theirs to fill out as they like, within the limits of the rules. If that limits their meets, they must be happy with that or they'd change it.

I don't see a problem with knowing what you do and don't want and being clear about it. Of course most blokes (apparently) don't read profiles anyway! your missing my point! i DON'T find the negativity of these profiles very attractive and think if they were worded a little better, they could still express what there looking from the site without coming across as a bitch.

But perhaps they are a bitch. Better they keep their profile negative so normal people can avoid them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who start these types of threads are usually excluded in some way so feel aggrieved."

That's a big assumption or is it a sly dig at the thread starter?

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


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My profile is exactly how I want it - very specific, detailed and lengthy...and I have no problem getting the meets I desire!

If a guy can't be arsed to read it or feels the need to comment negatively then it's very unlikely he'll get a reply, even if he is smoking hot...just another means of filtering the many dozens of messages

I agree, mine is exactly how I want it to be, and doesn't seem to be hindering me "

your profiles a pleasure to read, even the bit that you yourself say is negative i found informative

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"i think women with profiles like that come across as a bit arrogant and take themselves just a bit too seriously."

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"i think women with profiles like that come across as a bit arrogant and take themselves just a bit too seriously."

I think some are, some are just really weary of fools, some could do better utilising the site tools to minimise their pain.

their choice as always.

but I do think the rantier the profile, the more fools they attract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think women with profiles like that come across as a bit arrogant and take themselves just a bit too seriously.

I think some are, some are just really weary of fools, some could do better utilising the site tools to minimise their pain.

their choice as always.

but I do think the rantier the profile, the more fools they attract"

Fools like the henpecked husband type.

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