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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

no .. get a cat or some traps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no hun get a cat ,,,or lay a trap n put warm toast on it they cant get it off wen it goes cold ,,,,,or do wot I did wen I was quite d*unk n leave a note lol ,,,yes it worked ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery"

well if your not too far from Wigan, I am always happy to help a Damsel in distress

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Can't you catch it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't really want to get down from the chair and it's feckin fast!!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Oh I feel your pain. I really do. I am of no help to you unless you have another chair for me to stand on.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery"

Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Show it some cat videos from YouTube on your laptop

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

It's just a mouse, think if it as a hamster to catch it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery

Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??

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Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery

Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??

"

Would a woman do a thing like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I feel your pain. I really do. I am of no help to you unless you have another chair for me to stand on. "

If we both scream loud enough it might disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it not the mouse connected to your PC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery

Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??

Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree "

If you call the fiee brigade let me know will come round and keep you company

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

shout thomas .. thomas... where is that no good cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shout thomas .. thomas... where is that no good cat "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it will be more scared of you, oh and hide your chocolate they love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mice are cute though, just put something over it and try to scoop it it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mice are lovely little things - it won't hurt you. Make sure it has an escape route to outdoors and put on some music with thumpy bass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery

Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??

Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree

If you call the fiee brigade let me know will come round and keep you company"

Haha some good could come of this if I don't have a heart attack first

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Catch it alive but release it some distance from your house. Poor wee thing. What did Burns say;

"Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee, Wi' murd'ring pattle!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it will be more scared of you, oh and hide your chocolate they love it"

My chocolate is always well hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a house of its own and charge it rent

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Did you know that mice are very good at climbing chair legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't hurt you, honest

My Staffy is class at catching mice but we're in Devon lol so not much help.

I caught two by hand in my last house, they thought the were hidden but their tails were sticking out so picked them up and dropped them outside when I was walking the dog...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mice are cute though, just put something over it and try to scoop it it up. "

You got to be kidding its an Olympic sprinter I think it's on speed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.

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And out of the house until said firemen arrive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that mice are very good at climbing chair legs? "

Baaaaaaah pffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.

And out of the house until said firemen arrive "

I'm upstairs now if it follow me they will have to rescue me from my bedroom window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.

And out of the house until said firemen arrive

I'm upstairs now if it follow me they will have to rescue me from my bedroom window "

Oh get it to chase you! Hang out the window - appropriately dressed for their arrival

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to be brave and get off the chair. Get a broom and sweep it out of the house. Or, get off the chair, get out of the room and shut the door.

And out of the house until said firemen arrive

I'm upstairs now if it follow me they will have to rescue me from my bedroom window

Oh get it to chase you! Hang out the window - appropriately dressed for their arrival "

best suggestion so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go book in a hotel and get the pest man in to sort in the morning.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"There's a mouse in my house and I'm about to spend the rest of my life stood on this chair. Do I dial 999 before my phone runs out of battery

Is this a ruse to get hunky blokes in uniform visiting you,,??

Do firemen deal with mice? It's not stuck up a tree "

Maybe you should climb the tree?

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Try to catch it in something if you can't actually touch it, its just a mouse though it can't hurt you so please don't hurt it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And where there is one there will be more ring pest control or ask a neighbour x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"And where there is one there will be more ring pest control or ask a neighbour x"

My cat brings in live mice all the time. You can usually get a tupperware pot over them and just slide some card under and put them out like a spider! Mind you those are field mice - housemice may be more canny.........

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