FabSwingers.com forum: so hard for single blokes

By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

It's so so hard (and not in a good way) for single blokes to get to meet women and couples on here.

I guess its just down to numbers. Thousands of horny blokes and very few sexy ladies (alone or part of a couple) or is it because ladies and couples prefer to meet other couples so single men are not needed. Redundant!

I'm hoping that other guys are having more luck than i'm having and mine is just bad luck that will improve (soon I hope) so what does it take to get noticed?

Please someone tell me!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's so so hard (and not in a good way) for single blokes to get to meet women and couples on here.

I'm hoping that other guys are having more luck than i'm having and mine is just bad luck that will improve (soon I hope) so what does it take to get noticed?

Please someone tell me!!

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Have a bit of flanter in the forums, lots of single guys meets ratio went up after posting a bit...maybe get to an organisised social?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Ur on over a year n no meets dude?? U seem like a decent lookin guy.obviously somethings wrong somewhere.mayb in ur messagin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop your kecks and do helicoper dick. That'll get you some attention.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i will shag you

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Drop your kecks and do helicoper dick. That'll get you some attention."

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be patient.

Better to be just friendly than just another thrusting dick. Talk to the person not the body and see what happens. You will feel misunderstood but I've clicked twice with women and they are still close friends and playmates. Got to know both with just some chat that stood out on the day and led to us getting to know each other.

Don't be rude, pushy or ignorant.

Just my experience and some will shoot you down for just posting its hard.

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"i will shag you

Me too "

Aw thanks but one of you is 200 miles away snd the other says "hidden profile"! Should I take offence at diamond Smiles? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

Aw thanks but one of you is 200 miles away snd the other says "hidden profile"! Should I take offence at diamond Smiles? Lol"

You never heard of trains

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Be patient.

Don't be rude, pushy or ignorant.

Just my experience and some will shoot you down for just posting its hard. "

I'd like to think i'm never rude pushy or ignorant. Hopefully its just time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what Femme said, whatever the hell flanter is!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too "

What about me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well, if you will move away from Yorkshire....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Mmmmm I am going to have a couple very hard single fellas tomorrow, so some single blokes to see action....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

Oh your such a flirt lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey buddy, I feel your pain, unfortunately I too have found it difficult as a single guy on here, it really is a numbers game and the ladies have full control

I have made a good lady friend on here and have spoke to her about this very subject matter, she told me the amount of messages she gets on a daily basis, and you and I both know that SOME blokes will try to fuck anything that moves whereas a woman can afford to be as choosy as she wishes..so all I can say is, hang on in there your time will certainly come (no pun intended

) and in 20 minutes you have had two offers already hahaha it's all good brother

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Mmmmm I am going to have a couple very hard single fellas tomorrow, so some single blokes to see action....

Oh now you're just rubbing it in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've only been here a sort time but think i'm not doing to bad just have to keep trying you will get there

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Delete the half of your profile that is totally pointless and fill it with a bit more about you. Try and make it personal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

Oh your such a flirt lol x

Moi flirt never

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Delete the half of your profile that is totally pointless and fill it with a bit more about you. Try and make it personal.

That's the biggest legal notice I've seen for a while. Completely pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

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and me??? I know all about trains!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

Oh your such a flirt lol x

Moi flirt never

I love a good flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

and me??? I know all about trains!!!"

You a trainspotter c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

Oh your such a flirt lol x

Moi flirt never

I love a good flirt

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm I smell something fishy!

But you got some good advice now you gotta implement it.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

1 loose all the bullshit disclaimers

2 more cock pics

3 sky remote and lynx can pics to veri size

4 when messaging, use one liners such as "fancy a fuck", or "ride this baby" i find work well

hope this helps it should have the women queing up and good luck.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Delete the half of your profile that is totally pointless and fill it with a bit more about you. Try and make it personal.

Hey dude, lose the legal notice bit as the site guidelines state they are a waste of time and server space. Use those lines to add more in about yourself and what you can offer.

Do some flantering.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

and me??? I know all about trains!!!

You a trainspotter c

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Yes the Alderley Edge to Stockport line!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 loose all the bullshit disclaimers

2 more cock pics

3 sky remote and lynx can pics to veri size

4 when messaging, use one liners such as "fancy a fuck", or "ride this baby" i find work well

hope this helps it should have the women queing up and good luck.

"
Are be like the other 96,000 "single" blokes on FAB just man up and get on with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

and me??? I know all about trains!!!

You a trainspotter c

Yes the Alderley Edge to Stockport line!!"

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you're quite cute x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

and me??? I know all about trains!!!

You a trainspotter c

Yes the Alderley Edge to Stockport line!!

Hehe

I have spotted you?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"It's so so hard (and not in a good way) for single blokes to get to meet women and couples on here.

I'm hoping that other guys are having more luck than i'm having and mine is just bad luck that will improve (soon I hope) so what does it take to get noticed?

Please someone tell me!!

Was talking to a young guy on here this afternoon who got verified by meet within a couple of hours of joining, no risque pics or anything. It's just a honing of the technique required I guess......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delete the half of your profile that is totally pointless and fill it with a bit more about you. Try and make it personal.

That's the biggest legal notice I've seen for a while. Completely pointless."

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

YOu think it's hard for the guys? Bloody hell, I haven't had a shag for 3 weeks! At least I think it's 3 weeks... been so long I've forgotten.

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Damn you're quite cute x"

And you're hot but in the morning i'll still be hundreds of miles away. Perhaps I need a road trip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will shag you

Me too

What about me

Maybe

Oh your such a flirt lol x

Moi flirt never

I love a good flirt

Really

Yeah you want to find out how much

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"YOu think it's hard for the guys? Bloody hell, I haven't had a shag for 3 weeks! At least I think it's 3 weeks... been so long I've forgotten.

Perhaps I could help you out with that problem x

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Agree, get shot of all the legal crap, it really is utterly pointless, and sell yourself, why should the ladies choose you fella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree, get shot of all the legal crap, it really is utterly pointless, and sell yourself, why should the ladies choose you fella?"
He is special?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey! we're all special, some more than others! I have a medical cert to prove it

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"YOu think it's hard for the guys? Bloody hell, I haven't had a shag for 3 weeks! At least I think it's 3 weeks... been so long I've forgotten.

Can I help??

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"Agree, get shot of all the legal crap, it really is utterly pointless, and sell yourself, why should the ladies choose you fella?"

Ok so a re write of my profile is needed along with deleting that legal notice and getting more photos? Not entirely sure lots of cock photos will do it and I get photos of me with women rejected by the moderators. I hoped that a face / body photo and genuine non time waster was what people wanted but heres to a new me

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Agree, get shot of all the legal crap, it really is utterly pointless, and sell yourself, why should the ladies choose you fella?

Pics will be rejected if they have someone elses face on them. From what's been said on the forum recently, women like bums, torsos and just the one dick pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from the profiles that I have read, women are sick and tired (their words) of cock shots and prefer a message with a face pic, mind you I guess it's horses for courses??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

How about re-writing your profile in Yorkshire vernacular? For example: " Eh-oop chuck, just moved t' smork forra jub..."

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By *bacus OP Man
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

"from the profiles that I have read, women are sick and tired (their words) of cock shots and prefer a message with a face pic, mind you I guess it's horses for courses??"

Or hung like a horse?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"YOu think it's hard for the guys? Bloody hell, I haven't had a shag for 3 weeks! At least I think it's 3 weeks... been so long I've forgotten.

Can I help??

Your name should be MissHottieFlirty

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Abacus: All the advice adds up, doesn't it?

Nip down to Brighton for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak for yourself, i dont find it hard at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha yeah I guess that too can help in certain situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say you will let a female know if you can meet her or not then do so. Saves time-wasting

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Flanter is a great word! I am assuming it is flattering banter?

Master

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Agree, get shot of all the legal crap, it really is utterly pointless, and sell yourself, why should the ladies choose you fella?He is special?"

I'm the Highlander.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree, get shot of all the legal crap, it really is utterly pointless, and sell yourself, why should the ladies choose you fella?

Pics will be rejected if they have someone elses face on them. From what's been said on the forum recently, women like bums, torsos and just the one dick pic."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree, get shot of all the legal crap, it really is utterly pointless, and sell yourself, why should the ladies choose you fella?

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me personally, I don't want to see pics of guys with other women really but each to their own it's your profile

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"YOu think it's hard for the guys? Bloody hell, I haven't had a shag for 3 weeks! At least I think it's 3 weeks... been so long I've forgotten.

Can I help??

Your name should be MissHottieFlirty

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it but I like it...

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"YOu think it's hard for the guys? Bloody hell, I haven't had a shag for 3 weeks! At least I think it's 3 weeks... been so long I've forgotten.

Can I help??

Your name should be MissHottieFlirty

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it but I like it...

Missflirtyhottiebottie sounds better to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flanter is a great word! I am assuming it is flattering banter?

Master"

Close - Flirty Banter!

But you were nearly there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's so so hard (and not in a good way) for single blokes to get to meet women and couples on here.

I'm hoping that other guys are having more luck than i'm having and mine is just bad luck that will improve (soon I hope) so what does it take to get noticed?

Please someone tell me!!

Tell me about it buddy, I always make sure I read through the profile and pick something out that lets them know I've read it when messaging and not just another guy after a shag. Saying that though we are the minority and it is all down to perseverance, if we keep trying we'll get there eventually

Good luck!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Someone pass me a tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pass me a tissue

As long as its kleenex x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's word of mouth

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone pass me a tissue

As long as its kleenex x"

only the best for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pass me a tissue

As long as its kleenex x

only the best for me

With aloe vera?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as we been let down so many times by single guys all of which had good veries makes it hard for the good guys on here

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone pass me a tissue

As long as its kleenex x

only the best for me

With aloe vera?"

yes has the soothing affect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone pass me a tissue

As long as its kleenex x

only the best for me

With aloe vera?

yes has the soothing affect

Quilted too......sorry that's the other end

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"It's so so hard (and not in a good way) for single blokes to get to meet women and couples on here.

I'm hoping that other guys are having more luck than i'm having and mine is just bad luck that will improve (soon I hope) so what does it take to get noticed?

Please someone tell me!!

Good luck!"

well I happen to think you are rather yummy and i'd invite you for a leg over if you were closer, so why the struggle to meet the ladies fella?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My tissues have forever friends on them

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"from the profiles that I have read, women are sick and tired (their words) of cock shots and prefer a message with a face pic, mind you I guess it's horses for courses??

Or hung like a horse?

shag if that's true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"from the profiles that I have read, women are sick and tired (their words) of cock shots and prefer a message with a face pic, mind you I guess it's horses for courses??

Or hung like a horse?

shag if that's true lol"

Certainly not hung like a horse but never send a cock pic unless asked!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You say you ve left behind the contacts you had inyYorkshire,

my suggestion, whatever you did to create the interest from the good people of Yorkshire , apply the same to the good folks of the south,, people may speak in a different accent however we are all the same

Have fun,,

My tuppence on your profile,, its doing you no favours, the legal bit is most of it,,

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"as we been let down so many times by single guys all of which had good veries makes it hard for the good guys on here

Not really.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

no offence.... but all of your warning notices (of which they are absolute rubbish and dont mean a thing) are actually longer than what you bother to write about yourself......

hand on heart are you putting "your best foot forward" so to speak????

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