FabSwingers.com forum: Entertaining insults

By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

What's the best, most entertaining insult you ever heard or saw?

I love one of my brother's: If brains were made of rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a flip flop for a one-legged budgie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last time I used my favorite/best insult I got banned from the forums for a few days.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"last time I used my favorite/best insult I got banned from the forums for a few days."

Well, obviously none directed at anyone on here and none which might contravene any of the forum rules.

Just a bit of fun.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"What's the best, most entertaining insult you ever heard or saw?

I love one of my brother's: If brains were made of rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a flip flop for a one-legged budgie.

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. One of my mum's best ones if any one asked her ' how do i look'? She would reply ' well a blind man would be pleased to see you!' Lol

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

[Removed by poster at 10/10/13 18:06:15]

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"last time I used my favorite/best insult I got banned from the forums for a few days."
Most of mine are extremely tongue in cheek, don't think I have broken any forum rules....."If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression."

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"What's the best, most entertaining insult you ever heard or saw?

I love one of my brother's: If brains were made of rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a flip flop for a one-legged budgie.

. One of my mum's best ones if any one asked her ' how do i look'? She would reply ' well a blind man would be pleased to see you!' Lol

Nice one - bit like the one which goes; he/she has a face for radio.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If you had half a brain cell you'd be dangerous."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice teeth, did you paint them lemon yourself?

You smell nice, did you run here?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

About as useful as a bareback verification.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

I like one from a recent similar thread - "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong". Still waiting to use it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind half a sandwich shirt if a picnic, the whole bloody basket is missing!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like one from a recent similar thread - "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong". Still waiting to use it..."

I'm so stealing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sniper wouldnt take you out

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair......You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."

Love both of these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CHAVS" living proof of the dangers of drinking on an empty head.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I throw a stick will you go away. Or, I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Spaghetti and still shit out a smarter comment than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so unlucky if I fell into a barrel of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb!!!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

you only have 2 brain cells and one of them is leaving because it's lonely

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

After you fell out of the ugly tree they had to cut it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad used to say about my mum.............A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

If i wanted a come back id wipe it off your mums teeth

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

if beauty is skin deep ... you must have been born inside out

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There's two things I hate about you. Your face!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hey, if you are going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

loved that film you were in .. what was it called?? oh yeah, Babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."

You've watered that down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're as far away as your first piss.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Hey, if you are going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty!"

your not 2 faced... if you were you wouldn't be wearing that one

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I hope your next shit is a hedgehog

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

You've watered that down

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I water most of them down.

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

"You're just about as useful as Anne Franks drum set."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""You're just about as useful as Anne Franks drum set.""
or....about as useful as a shit flavoured lollipop...

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Simon Cowell said a brilliant one on USA Xfactor to two sisters 'you sound like you are both in a competition to be the worst singer, and you both won'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a billy connolly one but

If my dog had a face like urs Id shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If wit was shit you'd be constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains were taxable, you'd be in line for a big rebate.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Maybe you should start eating your makeup, that way you will look better on the inside too!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

get back in your plant pot and grow the fuck up, is a huge fave of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice teeth, did you paint them lemon yourself?

You smell nice, did you run here?

or you only need a white tooth for a set of snooker balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can't even fuck off properly when i tell you to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you like sex and travel ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are two things i hate in life and your both of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope your next shit is a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. "

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Does my bum look big in this

No bigger than in everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's two things I hate about you. Your face!"
love this

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

You have a great face for..... radio.

And I always liked Churchill's reply when Bessie Braddock said to him "If you were my husband I would poison your drink" to which he replied "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have been swallowed instead of fertelised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IM not saying your fat but when you walk past the telly i miss 3 episodes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Spaghetti and still shit out a smarter comment than you."

That has really made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make me so happy!"

That's an insult. ..cos believe me that's never my intention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much an insult but i do love this one....

" You couldnt possibly fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to tie a piece of beef around your neck for the dog to play with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat here chuckling....

..... Keep them coming

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

One I saw on a profile on here - for the hard of thinking....

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