FabSwingers.com forum: Get it off your chest!!!! RANT TIME

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well seeing as its Thursday.

Well after yesterday's little mess about with some body painting it has inspired me to get my paintbrushes out again.

So this morning I was thinking to myself why not, not got much else to do today. Found my paints and brushes and I know I have a couple of canvases, CAN I find them can I fook!!! I've looked high and low for em, searched every box I haven't unpacked since I moved in which is only a few weeks ago before you ask. So now I need to drag my sorry ass into town and get some more and you know what will happen when I get them the effing Gremlins will have put them back for me to find..........

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Lol that is typical - things turning up seconds after you've replaced them. Usually in a place you know you searched thoroughly as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish people use search if they want help.. if they cant find an answer, then I be happy to help them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wish people use search if they want help.. if they cant find an answer, then I be happy to help them "

My rant?

I can NEVER find a guy in a kilt!!!!!

It's my biggest turn on with men lol

Hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am feeling very serene today, so no rant from me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Um, rant? Don't have one. I woke up in a great mood.

Still, plenty of Thursday left yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, rant? Don't have one. I woke up in a great mood.

Still, plenty of Thursday left yet."

Yes my feeling entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wish people use search if they want help.. if they cant find an answer, then I be happy to help them

My rant?

I can NEVER find a guy in a kilt!!!!!

It's my biggest turn on with men lol

Hey ho

Seen lots of cross dressers on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbour jackets cost too much money!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Erm WTF!?

Can anyone having rant please please PLEASE end their rant with the sentence 'Rant over.'

There is an etiquette in these matter!!! Sweet Jesus!

Rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barbour jackets cost too much money!!!!

Not as much as my Joules one I bet

It's windy, wet and cold. Can't it just do one at a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just can't rant at the moment, it's my day off work, gorgeous and sunny outside, today life is good (at the moment).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been having a nightmare just lately with things moving..

I wouldn't mind but it makes me think the kids are messing with me... Put my keys on their hook.. went to go out.. couldn't find them so grabbed the spare set.

I get back in.. pop into my bedroom and my keys are right in the middle of my bedroom....

It's driving me nuts.

Yesterday I put two sets of underwear out to go to chameleons.. goes to put them in the car... Packing them in my play bag and realise I must have dropped a pair of knickers on the way from the front door to the car..

Can I find them... ? Nope.. I know no one picked them up as no one else was there..

So my gremlins are causing me a nightmare...

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wish people use search if they want help.. if they cant find an answer, then I be happy to help them

My rant?

I can NEVER find a guy in a kilt!!!!!

It's my biggest turn on with men lol

Hey ho

Oooh you would love my FB friend then. He sent me a pic of him in his kilt this week. Such a smart attire

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am in a happy mood

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

My rant would be

I send 10-15 minates looking a pprofile and writing a polite message to someone and get insta-blocked without even a no thanks or no our type. For some reason it seriously pisses me off when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rant , I want to rant but I can't figure out how to write it without it all coming out wrong.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a rant , I want to rant but I can't figure out how to write it without it all coming out wrong.

Write it and if it comes out wrong we can then rant about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rant , I want to rant but I can't figure out how to write it without it all coming out wrong.

Write it and if it comes out wrong we can then rant about it

And I won't be able to reply cos I've got a ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost one of my new flat pumps in Westfields. Fook knows how seeing as they were in my bag ???

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a rant , I want to rant but I can't figure out how to write it without it all coming out wrong.

Write it and if it comes out wrong we can then rant about it

And I won't be able to reply cos I've got a ban

Ahhh I see. That sort of rant. Yes, probably best to avoid that.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I've been having a nightmare just lately with things moving..

I wouldn't mind but it makes me think the kids are messing with me... Put my keys on their hook.. went to go out.. couldn't find them so grabbed the spare set.

I get back in.. pop into my bedroom and my keys are right in the middle of my bedroom....

It's driving me nuts.

Can I find them... ? Nope.. I know no one picked them up as no one else was there..

So my gremlins are causing me a nightmare...

Cali"

sorry Cali that made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been having a nightmare just lately with things moving..

I wouldn't mind but it makes me think the kids are messing with me... Put my keys on their hook.. went to go out.. couldn't find them so grabbed the spare set.

I get back in.. pop into my bedroom and my keys are right in the middle of my bedroom....

It's driving me nuts.

Can I find them... ? Nope.. I know no one picked them up as no one else was there..

So my gremlins are causing me a nightmare...

Cali"

Do you have a pet dog? my friends dog steals underwear and hides it in his bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost one of my new flat pumps in Westfields. Fook knows how seeing as they were in my bag ???

stolen by a one legged woman

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Hospital appointments, I know that the NHS is busy and therefore scheduling multiple appointment to runsequentially on the same day is difficult. However, when it is a 4 hour round trip, as I'm not able to ride currently, makes having to go there several times a week a tad inconvenient and quiet expensive.

The hospital is only 11 miles away but it takes a 30 minute walk, a ferry and a bus to get there.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've been having a nightmare just lately with things moving..

I wouldn't mind but it makes me think the kids are messing with me... Put my keys on their hook.. went to go out.. couldn't find them so grabbed the spare set.

I get back in.. pop into my bedroom and my keys are right in the middle of my bedroom....

It's driving me nuts.

Can I find them... ? Nope.. I know no one picked them up as no one else was there..

So my gremlins are causing me a nightmare...

Cali

Do you have a pet dog? my friends dog steals underwear and hides it in his bed

My girl cat steals things too. The best toys are small stolen this.

For a few months last year she had a fixation on a rubber doorstop. Every night she'd hunt and catch it and leave it presented beside my bed in the morning.

She also loves pens and nail buffers.

For a while she stole coasters from the coffee table.

She's a bit odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost one of my new flat pumps in Westfields. Fook knows how seeing as they were in my bag ???

stolen by a one legged woman

That made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wish people use search if they want help.. if they cant find an answer, then I be happy to help them

My rant?

I can NEVER find a guy in a kilt!!!!!

It's my biggest turn on with men lol

Hey ho

Oooh you would love my FB friend then. He sent me a pic of him in his kilt this week. Such a smart attire

I'm REALLY pleased for you (

) grrrr LOL - but that doesn't do much to help ME haha - unless of course he's gonna b sending me the pic tooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost one of my new flat pumps in Westfields. Fook knows how seeing as they were in my bag ???

If i find it, i'd let you know.

......eenie mini mine mo lol

Im goinv Westfield today whooop x

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By *ickingYouGoodMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Women who complain that the messages are boring, but don't put anything on the profile which i/we can use to engage conversation!

OF COURSE IT WILL END UP GENERIC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking maybe the cats but the knickers are a real mystery.. lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's funny how I'm only a minger when I've said no thanks - up till then I was good enough to shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost one of my new flat pumps in Westfields. Fook knows how seeing as they were in my bag ???

If i find it, i'd let you know.

......eenie mini mine mo lol

Im goinv Westfield today whooop x

Go and ask in IsolaBella next door to House of Frazer upstairs.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's funny how I'm only a minger when I've said no thanks - up till then I was good enough to shag!

Ah that one always amuses me!

'Yes well you're probably too fat for me anyway'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how I'm only a minger when I've said no thanks - up till then I was good enough to shag!

Had one of those yesterday, off a 45 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how I'm only a minger when I've said no thanks - up till then I was good enough to shag!

Had one of those yesterday, off a 45 year old

I think most of us get them, especially the fat slag comment

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've never got arsey about getting a 'no thanks' from a man.

The stroppy ones just confirm my decision was correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost one of my new flat pumps in Westfields. Fook knows how seeing as they were in my bag ???

If i find it, i'd let you know.

......eenie mini mine mo lol

Im goinv Westfield today whooop x

Go and ask in IsolaBella next door to House of Frazer upstairs.

Cant i just go to Zara instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how I'm only a minger when I've said no thanks - up till then I was good enough to shag!

Had one of those yesterday, off a 45 year old

I think most of us get them, especially the fat slag comment

It just makes me laugh, the irony of it

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I've never got arsey about getting a 'no thanks' from a man.

The stroppy ones just confirm my decision was correct."

Same here. They mostly just amuse me since they generally initiated things.

And I do get a little satisfaction from reporting them when they send unpleasantness.

Though I call myself a bitch I save the bitchiness for those who start by sending stupidness or obscenity, if the initial message is polite then I reply politely - thanks but no thanks or you're not my type but enjoy the site - so when they get nasty I report with a clear conscience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how I'm only a minger when I've said no thanks - up till then I was good enough to shag!

Those ones always amuse me.. xxx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've thought of one. Two actually.

My sodding car is sodding useless for carting stuff around in. Can hardly fit anything in it.

My ex-bf is an inconsiderate, unreliable, lying tosshead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The postman still hasn't got here and I've looked at my order and ordered the wrong fooker so it's got to go back anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how I'm only a minger when I've said no thanks - up till then I was good enough to shag!

Had one of those yesterday, off a 45 year old

I think most of us get them, especially the fat slag comment

It just makes me laugh, the irony of it

I always get them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've thought of one. Two actually.

My sodding car is sodding useless for carting stuff around in. Can hardly fit anything in it.

My ex-bf is an inconsiderate, unreliable, lying tosshead."

luckily, thats why he is an ex.

having a good day, although i am working later tonight.

at a place where they ahve constantly said they would NEVER have me back onsite, for arguing the fact im right and they were wrong, 18 months ago.

funny how opinions change when the shit hits the fan isnt it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've thought of one. Two actually.

My sodding car is sodding useless for carting stuff around in. Can hardly fit anything in it.

My ex-bf is an inconsiderate, unreliable, lying tosshead.

luckily, thats why he is an ex."

I need some of my stuff which he had on loan back and he's being a shit.

It's a big problem because I need it before I can book the van for the next stage of my move, and I am running out of time. I'm going to have to get a bit more heavy handed, I think.

The difficulty is I need a van or trailer to move the things he has and help to lift them. He could help with both. He's had the items in question for 3 years now because I didn't have room for them and they would be useful to him. It wouldn't hurt him not to be a shithead. Just for once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why can't I write my real rant properly cos the more I see what it is that I want to rant about the more I realise I don't have a good command of the English language as I can't get from my brain to the screen the right words.

This is the only time I really really really wish if I blocked someone I wouldn't be able to see their posts and therefore not allow myself to get in a tiz about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat people put the cake down

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My flippin computer keeps installing updates and configuring - every time I blimmin switch it on!

Well it seems that way.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Fat people put the cake down"

Make me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why oh why can't I write my real rant properly cos the more I see what it is that I want to rant about the more I realise I don't have a good command of the English language as I can't get from my brain to the screen the right words.

This is the only time I really really really wish if I blocked someone I wouldn't be able to see their posts and therefore not allow myself to get in a tiz about it

I'd love to be able to opt not to see forum posts when I block someone. There would be 5 people on that list immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat people put the cake down"

oh your gonna go far....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the only time I really really really wish if I blocked someone I wouldn't be able to see their posts and therefore not allow myself to get in a tiz about it

I'd love to be able to opt not to see forum posts when I block someone. There would be 5 people on that list immediately. "

To be fair I would only have one as most of the time I find I can back away from a post and go back and see it differently.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

This is the only time I really really really wish if I blocked someone I wouldn't be able to see their posts and therefore not allow myself to get in a tiz about it

I'd love to be able to opt not to see forum posts when I block someone. There would be 5 people on that list immediately.

To be fair I would only have one as most of the time I find I can back away from a post and go back and see it differently."

I can usually ignore them but not seeing them at all would be preferable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the only time I really really really wish if I blocked someone I wouldn't be able to see their posts and therefore not allow myself to get in a tiz about it

I'd love to be able to opt not to see forum posts when I block someone. There would be 5 people on that list immediately.

To be fair I would only have one as most of the time I find I can back away from a post and go back and see it differently.

I can usually ignore them but not seeing them at all would be preferable. "

God yes on this occasion

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Fat people put the cake down"

Oi lay off the fat people

they have enough on their plate

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This is the only time I really really really wish if I blocked someone I wouldn't be able to see their posts and therefore not allow myself to get in a tiz about it

Moody take your balaclava off. It's very off putting

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Fat people put the cake down

Oi lay off the fat people

they have enough on their plate"

I can't decide whether to laugh or smack you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the only time I really really really wish if I blocked someone I wouldn't be able to see their posts and therefore not allow myself to get in a tiz about it

Moody take your balaclava off. It's very off putting

Lol yes Fuckmeryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that think they're funny and attractive. Put your shirt back on and don't give up your day job

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm having a lovely day, jay bought me two massive bunches of roses and next door is potting plants in my pots out the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The postman still hasn't got here and I've looked at my order and ordered the wrong fooker so it's got to go back anyway "

Sorry but this amuses me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Fat people put the cake down

Oi lay off the fat people

they have enough on their plate

I can't decide whether to laugh or smack you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladyfriend of mine was off sick from training for two days and came back today only to be told that she has to join another group to do all the work she's missed. Different break times, different lunch times. I won't see her anymore. I'm gutted. We survive that place together and it's not one sided, she really puts a smile on my face.

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