FabSwingers.com forum: Classic JK sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No this is not a Rowling thread so no Harry Splotter quotes please.

I'm talking Jezza. Yes I know that some of you are way too interlectuall to even recognise his existence.

Just a bit of fun, can you give a famous quote. I'll start.

"put something on the end of it"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Kids having kids

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sit down this is my show....or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sit down this is my show....or something like that "

Do you mean

It's called the Jetemy Kyle Show line lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here are the results of your dna test and the results are ...........

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

This test says you're a dirty little liar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even bring myself to watch it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't even bring myself to watch it."

Well you won't need to after this

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I know who he is and I've seen part of a few shows but I haven't a clue about his regular lines.

I'm happy about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook!! Why do people use those sites??

Cut to adverts...

Join Jeremy Kyle on facebook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And on that bombshell it's time to end! Oh hang on sorry that's Jeremy clarkson. The second most annoying Jeremy ..................... in the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook!! Why do people use those sites??

Cut to adverts...

Join Jeremy Kyle on facebook!

lol yeah slightly ironic

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

and that my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who??? I have a life and have no idea what you're talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna dance my blues away tonight

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By *rumCoupleCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

And there was me thinking Jeremy Klarkson.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Look at me. Look at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gonna dance my blues away tonight

Don't worry about that lot they should all be at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gonna dance my blues away tonight

Don't worry about that lot they should all be at work

Silly me, wrong JK that was from jamiroquai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a sock on it! (Said in an aggressive tone). Sometimes if I have lots of morning visits I can manage to watch the whole show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'When this goes out not a woman in Britain will touch u with a barge pole '

(utter rubbish of course cos I'm sure they still do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'When this goes out not a woman in Britain will touch u with a barge pole '

(utter rubbish of course cos I'm sure they still do

Yep. Usually off the back of his head!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Ignore them, they should all be at work

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

I'd rather watch paint dry than be subjected to his inane drivel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I stand 100% behind the lie detector'

Yeah n usually 100% behind the burly security guards ya wimp!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd rather watch paint dry than be subjected to his inane drivel....

Oh I don't recall hearing that one

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

"I'd rather watch paint dry than be subjected to his inane drivel....

Oh I don't recall hearing that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go that way and you go that way, give them a round of applause!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

bring the tissues Will

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

loved it when he got butted on stage sooooooo funny that shut him up for a min or two

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

one of you on the stage is lying and have stolen the .....

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