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Blackpool.....Holy Crap...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Shit I saw them 40 years ago,,,,,,they still at it!!!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in Rome, eh?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit I saw them 40 years ago,,,,,,they still at it!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant, now that's the way to do it.

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.

My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.

But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.

Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)

Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.

My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.

But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.

Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)

Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.

My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.

But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.

Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)

Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you" "

Talking of not understanding gibberish?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"

Ok, I was had..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.

My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.

But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.

Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)

Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you"

Talking of not understanding gibberish? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved it

I am off to Blackpool with a lovely guy to see the lights in a couple of weeks and then on to Infusions for some very sexy fun mmmmmmm

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages

Ok, I was had.........."
me to and i quite belive it could happen here

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

We go once a year, for one night...people watcher's paradise!

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

We are off to the Paradise in Blackpool in a couple of weeks, we find the place very friendly and the northerners are so naughty xx.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"

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By *unglerivermonkeyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough


"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Yeah I saw them too. The stangest thing was that across the road some guy dressed as a clown was sat in a glass cage and just constantly pissing himself laughing at them.

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"

Ha Ha Ha until the last line I was about to jump in and defend my home town, Nice one mate had me hooked until the sausages everything else was believable even the crocodile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was done like I kipper too - brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool is possibly the worse place in Britain .everything about it .

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Blackpool is possibly the worse place in Britain .everything about it ."
each to there own i quite like it

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex


"Blackpool is possibly the worse place in Britain .everything about it .each to there own i quite like it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think that is bad... I lived there as a student for 4 years and saw all sorts of depraved activities.

One day there was a crowed of people gathered on the seafront with cop cars parked up everywhere. I eventually pushed my way to the front and all I could see was complete mayhem. The police were trying to arrest 20 or so blind teenagers who were trying to kick the hell out of a donkey! As it turned out they were playing football and had lost their football with a bell inside it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool is tacky, a bit rundown in places, but it does what it says on the tin.. we love it for what it is and miss thefreindliness of Northerners. We like it so much, we are going to spend new years eve there.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

We thought it did look tired & needed a clean up the first time we went but the people there make make up for it ten times over & first impressions soon go out the window.

As a southerner you always hear northerners are rude,uninviting etc but that's a million miles from the truth so go there & see for yourselves guys...you'll enjoy it xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We thought it did look tired & needed a clean up the first time we went but the people there make make up for it ten times over & first impressions soon go out the window.

As a southerner you always hear northerners are rude,uninviting etc but that's a million miles from the truth so go there & see for yourselves guys...you'll enjoy it xx. "

Roll up roll up and if you cant roll just walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.........or smoke a pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going tomorrow. Taking some people I 'support' to see the lights. Sounds like there might be some entertaining side shows too

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