FabSwingers.com forum: Sweaty Minge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just thought I'd share that with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try vagasil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking of a shower

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Just slip yout nix to the side and wipe it on your chair. Job's a good un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talc it. Don't forget the fanny fart. Poooooof magic cloud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just slip yout nix to the side and wipe it on your chair. Job's a good un.

good suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slip yout nix to the side and wipe it on your chair. Job's a good un.

good suggestion"

Blame it on snails if anyone asks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just thought I'd share that with you

Ugh

Yuk

Gross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just thought I'd share that with you

Ugh

Yuk

Gross

Yet out of all the replies you are the only one thus far who is repulsed lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just thought I'd share that with you

Ugh

Yuk

Gross

Yet out of all the replies you are the only one thus far who is repulsed lol.

Yes well it's not something I would wanna encounter - nor a cheesy cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No sense of adventure

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I just thought I'd share that with you

Ugh

Yuk

Gross

Yet out of all the replies you are the only one thus far who is repulsed lol.

Make that two ...bluerghhhh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is their any need?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok ok ok calm down

I'm going to deal with it.

I've put a meet today up to see if anyone local would like to come clean me up

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Oh good, that means I can take the peg off my nose then incase of wind blowing the smell this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok ok calm down

I'm going to deal with it.

I've put a meet today up to see if anyone local would like to come clean me up

Hahahahahaha that's all just sooooooooo WRONG on sooooo many levels LOL

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

The only sweaty 'minge' that would interest me would be one that had showered and was in a steam room or sauna i.e. clean, fresh perspiration.

Conflict of interest: sauna sex is amazing; your heart rate is already very high and you can only run for short bursts before cooling down in a shower and then getting hot again. Definitely not recommended for public saunas but if you have your own ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ok ok calm down

I'm going to deal with it.

I've put a meet today up to see if anyone local would like to come clean me up

Hahahahahaha that's all just sooooooooo WRONG on sooooo many levels LOL

You're only in the next county - can you help me

oh perleasee say you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok ok calm down

I'm going to deal with it.

I've put a meet today up to see if anyone local would like to come clean me up

I'm free and I can bring my jet washer. It has one of those brush attachments for cleaning caravans. With a little elbow grease well have you minty fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok ok calm down

I'm going to deal with it.

I've put a meet today up to see if anyone local would like to come clean me up

Hahahahahaha that's all just sooooooooo WRONG on sooooo many levels LOL

You're only in the next county - can you help me

oh perleasee say you will

YES more than happy to help! Sadly can only do so with a suggestion :-

Get on a train n head North to Yorkshire!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just want you to know. Just in case anyone reading is thinking I'm joking to create a headline shocker thread. I do really have a sweaty fanny

..... Anyway this is an alternative to using message filters. I assume our inbox will be very quiet shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want you to know. Just in case anyone reading is thinking I'm joking to create a headline shocker thread. I do really have a sweaty fanny

..... Anyway this is an alternative to using message filters. I assume our inbox will be very quiet shortly

Your inbox will b positively 'dead ' I imagine!

Then again I suppose someone will come riding to your rescue lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a market for everything !

I could go swimming I suppose ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a market for everything !

I could go swimming I suppose ...."

Be like an oil spillage in the pool. Think not.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"I just thought I'd share that with you

I've been down and dirty with a woman who had a bit of a smell down there but I don't know if it would have been classed as "sweaty minge", mind you I got a semi hardon while I was licking her out

I wonder what that says about me

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive just spent £4.25 of Fish and Fucking chips, anybody want them?

Should of just gone to Greggs

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By *ouwestmanMan
over a year ago

atsea

Try cillit bang apparently it cleans anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive just spent £4.25 of Fish and Fucking chips, anybody want them?

Should of just gone to Greggs"

What's wrong my petal

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ive just spent £4.25 of Fish and Fucking chips, anybody want them?

Should of just gone to Greggs

What's wrong my petal

It wont go down.

Im on about the food, you sorted my

other problem out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bucket of warm water, squeegee and shammy leather if I can be of assistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish&chips £4.25p great price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just spent £4.25 of Fish and Fucking chips, anybody want them?

Should of just gone to Greggs"

I wasn't aware that chips could fuck??

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ive just spent £4.25 of Fish and Fucking chips, anybody want them?

Should of just gone to Greggs

I wasn't aware that chips could fuck??"

Sorry I men't Fucking fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got to go out tomorrow so I might give it a wipe in the morning

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Got to go out tomorrow so I might give it a wipe in the morning "

Better had, you'd every stray cat following you, and you'd be like the pied piper but a feline version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just thought I'd share that with you

Ugh

Yuk

Gross

Yet out of all the replies you are the only one thus far who is repulsed lol.

I always have a bottle of water so if it is I wash it down first haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is odd ! We have very recently had a kitten turn up and adopt us.

Anyway say what you like. My inbox is filling up with messages now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There's a market for everything !

I could go swimming I suppose ...."

Wonder if they would make you swill it in the disinfectant tray first ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....pass us the spit fire, this is a job for the cleaners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, what a difference a single word makes.

Replace 'sweaty' with 'moist' and its a whole different kettle o' fish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some brilliant answers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to be closer and clean that pussy! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I knew I'd get a taker eventually. Don't know why you others are playing so hard to get. Thats so not an attractive attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See, what a difference a single word makes.

Replace 'sweaty' with 'moist' and its a whole different kettle o' fish!"

kettle o fish......see what you did there lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew I'd get a taker eventually. Don't know why you others are playing so hard to get. Thats so not an attractive attitude

Oh I wud just love to. I'd be like a eager little kitten with a bowl of milk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew I'd get a taker eventually. Don't know why you others are playing so hard to get. Thats so not an attractive attitude

Oh I wud just love to. I'd be like a eager little kitten with a bowl of milk!"

Now I have an image of that George whathisname off Big Brother lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew I'd get a taker eventually. Don't know why you others are playing so hard to get. Thats so not an attractive attitude

I would have offered, but I feel I would have only made the matter worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only sweaty 'minge' that would interest me would be one that had showered and was in a steam room or sauna i.e. clean, fresh perspiration.

Did a mmf in a sauna once mmmmm !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it I'm going in.....wish me lick er I mean luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Sorry about that!

Still eager to clean that musky minge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck it I'm going in.....wish me lick er I mean luck

Do you want to borrow some goggles and flippers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I've got insurance!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think Ghandis flipflop

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can you use the sweat as extra lubricant?

Fresh sweat is fine but you posted this ages ago so I'm glad someone is coming to sort you out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's maturing like a good Stilton

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Very off putting I must admit,have had to abort the oral for a finger arousing replacement before now

But it works both ways so I hope the guys are always clean themselves

I imagine a sweaty stick is a turn off for the ladies too

Clean your bits n bobs before you start a job

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