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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a compliment I think .

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "

brings the question do they wear out as they get older or just need more maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that apposed to the badly packed kebab picked up of the hairdressers floor look

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "

Does it have a full service history?

*kicks tyres*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair comment judging by the amount of previous owners!

It's a joke lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "

Whatever age it is it looks in great shape !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wonder this, though.

at 40odd, V has a nice tidy minge, but there are some, even young ladies, that have horrifically untidy pussies.

the more use it gets does it make it worse?

have no idea.

once watched an episode of eurotrash (anyone remember that?) and a guy there made a book of ink prints from pussies, i shit you not lol, and he said you couldnt tell the difference between ages/use/kids had or anything, they were just all naturally different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......

Does it have a full service history?

*kicks tyres*"

Full service history one owner and always well lubricated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wonder this, though.

at 40odd, V has a nice tidy minge, but there are some, even young ladies, that have horrifically untidy pussies.

the more use it gets does it make it worse?

have no idea.

once watched an episode of eurotrash (anyone remember that?) and a guy there made a book of ink prints from pussies, i shit you not lol, and he said you couldnt tell the difference between ages/use/kids had or anything, they were just all naturally different."

Yes , I remember that, that was the follow on from Rapido was it not , with Antoine du Canne or whatever his name was ?.

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By *iosMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......

Does it have a full service history?

*kicks tyres*

Full service history one owner and always well lubricated "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "

Lol good lad!! That's pretty funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wonder this, though.

at 40odd, V has a nice tidy minge, but there are some, even young ladies, that have horrifically untidy pussies.

the more use it gets does it make it worse?

have no idea.

once watched an episode of eurotrash (anyone remember that?) and a guy there made a book of ink prints from pussies, i shit you not lol, and he said you couldnt tell the difference between ages/use/kids had or anything, they were just all naturally different."

Watched that episode and I felt the guy was brainwashed into that old saying that they all look the same as I ran upto the big screen and had a close up look and they all looked very different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol was he comparing it like he would a car?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Without surgery ladies pretty much keep the ones they've got. They can change a bit with weight gain/loss depending on their shape to begin with but no, they don't really change much with use! Neat ones stay neat and less neat ones stay less neat.

I expect ladies with erm fleshier parts may notice signs of aging to a degree as they lose the elasticity of collagen in the skin. I'm not at that stage yet so I don't know.

The concept of a pussy looking good for its age is a bit daft.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......

Does it have a full service history?

*kicks tyres*

Full service history one owner and always well lubricated "

What's the mileage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......

Does it have a full service history?

*kicks tyres*

Full service history one owner and always well lubricated "

Depends who the one owner was, Post office ?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Fuck knows what he'd say about mine in that case!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck knows what he'd say about mine in that case!!! "

He would probably echo the same comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......

Does it have a full service history?

*kicks tyres*

Full service history one owner and always well lubricated

Depends who the one owner was, Post office ? "

Cheeky sod !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......

Does it have a full service history?

*kicks tyres*

Full service history one owner and always well lubricated

What's the mileage? "

Higher than average but still got a few miles on the clock x

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Ur pussy is in great condition.ur hands have seen better days tho.they've turned black

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ur pussy is in great condition.ur hands have seen better days tho.they've turned black"

One guy asked me if I was mixed race that made me laugh

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

there was a joke going around some years back (sadly cant remember it) but it went along the lines of, if a pussy gets shagged once a day for x amount of years, it will have had x amount of miles of cock etc etc... and finishes up with .. why dont they make tyres out of fannys .... so wish i could find it on google

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

How old is ur pussy btw.I see ur age on profile but u dont list pussy age.we need more info to judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww theres nothing like backhanded compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG just spat my coffee everywhere ...

But from what I can gather the whole package is nice not just your lady garden x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what? "

Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG just spat my coffee everywhere ...

But from what I can gather the whole package is nice not just your lady garden x"

Thank you xxx

Living the 'shit your fit' one liner I received too. Won't mention the lad asking for a pregnancy risk meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like a bit of a cheeky thing to say, I would be insulted if someone said that about my wife, but hey, I'm protective :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG just spat my coffee everywhere ...

But from what I can gather the whole package is nice not just your lady garden x

Thank you xxx

Living the 'shit your fit' one liner I received too. Won't mention the lad asking for a pregnancy risk meet. "

a guy wanted you to get him pregnant?

are you a scientist as well as a keeper i fine mammerage? lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport? "

Oi. Mine has a lot of 'meat' but is actually quite neat and tidy. So much so that the lady who does my waxing was discussing it with her trainees last time I was the demonstration model for her training session!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think these young ones think before saying "for your age"! Makes me feel ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport?

Oi. Mine has a lot of 'meat' but is actually quite neat and tidy. So much so that the lady who does my waxing was discussing it with her trainees last time I was the demonstration model for her training session! "

Obviously I would need proof.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "

anyone who pays me a compliment and then adds "for your age" gets booted straightaway, it isn't a compliment its a compliment with a qualification and they are of no use to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still none the wiser.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport?

Oi. Mine has a lot of 'meat' but is actually quite neat and tidy. So much so that the lady who does my waxing was discussing it with her trainees last time I was the demonstration model for her training session!

Obviously I would need proof."

I'll ask my next meet to write me a verification

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what? "

I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, anyone that wants an opinion on tidy, please feel free to get in touch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really. "

similar to womens terms for men with small willies though, referred to in general in derogatory terms.

at least there is surgery women can undergo to tidy things up.

lengthening surgery is still unavailable, or even successful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A general rule of thumb for the ladies is that if you have to tuck your lady bits in you socks then it's probably seen better days. Ladies quick peek down........hows it looking?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really. "

Generally I'd agree but we're not discussing specific people and making judgments. It's an observation that some are more...aesthetically designed than others and a discussion on whether age influences that.

Nobody is saying one is better than the other and given one to play with, I doubt most men care much. If they did, only ladies with tidy parts would get work in the main porn mags and that's not the case.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.

I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.

As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.

Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.

I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.

As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.

Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre."

I take your word for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.

I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.

As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.

Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre."

Does it have a strong wifi connection?

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By *iosMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Ur pussy is in great condition.ur hands have seen better days tho.they've turned black

One guy asked me if I was mixed race that made me laugh "

Now that did make me spit my coffee out lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.

I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.

As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.

Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre.

Does it have a strong wifi connection?"

It's a free hotspot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "

there is an App with 10 photos of pussies in various condition, giving the young ones a guide

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i thought they never aged

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really.

similar to womens terms for men with small willies though, referred to in general in derogatory terms.

at least there is surgery women can undergo to tidy things up.

lengthening surgery is still unavailable, or even successful."

Personally I try not to refer to physical features that people are born with in derogatory terms man or woman. Your comments about surgery are one of the reasons why.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?

I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really.

Generally I'd agree but we're not discussing specific people and making judgments. It's an observation that some are more...aesthetically designed than others and a discussion on whether age influences that.

Nobody is saying one is better than the other and given one to play with, I doubt most men care much. If they did, only ladies with tidy parts would get work in the main porn mags and that's not the case."

Yes I understand that but I think my point is still a valid one and reflects how I feel.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"i thought they never aged "

Ur thinkin of peter pans pecker

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i thought they never aged

Ur thinkin of peter pans pecker"

Peter Piper had the peck. Peter Pan was a boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to provide a second opinion!

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