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If Women Rule the World....(according to some) *coughs.*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why can’t they change a car tyre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos I'd rather go perv the men that can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they take forever at cash points?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they take forever at cash points?"

and checkouts

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cos I'd rather go perv the men that can "
Can you get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter?

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

Wait....are you saying they *don't* already rule the world?

-M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos I'd rather go perv the men that can Can you get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter? "

Oh yes, these were elite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we have got self orgasms sorted, we need to make you men feel a little useful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait....are you saying they *don't* already rule the world?

-M"

Maybe they do who knows Mr Cameron lots say he is a pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"

Some of us can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"

I can - it's hardly rocket science!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?

I can - it's hardly rocket science!"

It involves rudimentary physics but that's a long way from rocket science and rockets don't have pneumatic tyres true but apart from Beryl at the three oaks I have never seen a woman ever change a tyre.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?

I can - it's hardly rocket science!

It involves rudimentary physics but that's a long way from rocket science and rockets don't have pneumatic tyres true but apart from Beryl at the three oaks I have never seen a woman ever change a tyre. "

Ah well, I've had to change mine three times in the last year, too many unmade roads round here. Trouble is, men keep coming over and insisting on 'helping' me. First one went off with my locking nut, cost me £30.00 to replace it!! Grrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if men ruled the world, they'd have women fitting tyres so they didn't have to. So maybe women do rule the world?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women will never be as good as men till they need to do f**k all in bed for 7 days because of a simple cold

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"women will never be as good as men till they need to do f**k all in bed for 7 days because of a simple cold "

Man flu?? I've heard of that...what's it like? Giving birth maybe!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women will never be as good as men till they need to do f**k all in bed for 7 days because of a simple cold "

Heeeey

I'll have you know I never stay in bed with a cold...

I'd rather infect the whole workplace and have a quiet week at the office while they're all dying at home, while I'm feeling better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu is more like having a kicking baby in your skull and trying to keep it in rather than trying to get it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women will never be as good as men till they need to do f**k all in bed for 7 days because of a simple cold

Man flu?? I've heard of that...what's it like? Giving birth maybe!!! "

Actually men win on the birth giving pain

many women have a child and go onto have more, ive never heard a man whos just been kicked in the balls ask for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women will never be as good as men till they need to do f**k all in bed for 7 days because of a simple cold "

No way, you can never get over man flu in just 7 days

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"women will never be as good as men till they need to do f**k all in bed for 7 days because of a simple cold

Man flu?? I've heard of that...what's it like? Giving birth maybe!!!

Actually men win on the birth giving pain

many women have a child and go onto have more, ive never heard a man whos just been kicked in the balls ask for another "

LMAOoooooooo, that has made my laugh out loud!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"women will never be as good as men till they need to do f**k all in bed for 7 days because of a simple cold "

Its not about colds or about who is best though but an interesting viewpoint though some guys do stop in bed with flu maybe you should put a thread up about it see who has stopped in bed longest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"

Some can some can't and some won't and others deflect and get touchy but its no different from asking why men don't do things from ironing to needlework. What is far more accurate is that if a man is broken down with a flat you won't find a woman stopping to help but men are far more generous and accommodating in helping a woman change a tyre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they take forever at cash points?"

Why, when they've filled up with fuel do they sit in the car for another 5minutes before driving away? I swear it actually slows the planet down.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Why do they take forever at cash points?

Why, when they've filled up with fuel do they sit in the car for another 5minutes before driving away? I swear it actually slows the planet down."

They have to take a selfie to check their makeup is OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they take forever at cash points?

Why, when they've filled up with fuel do they sit in the car for another 5minutes before driving away? I swear it actually slows the planet down."

would you rather us apply our lippy after we have pulled off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what the hell do you mean IF women rule the world?

lets get things straight.

women dont need to know how to change a tyre because they giggle, play ditzy, twirl their hair around their finger, play the damsel in distress and a bloke will do it.

the world isnt equal.

darn tootin it aint

women have all the power, and just let men THINK they run it lol

do you think call me Dave just promoted women?? not at all, they LET him give them better jobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the hell do you mean IF women rule the world?

lets get things straight.

women dont need to know how to change a tyre because they giggle, play ditzy, twirl their hair around their finger, play the damsel in distress and a bloke will do it.

the world isnt equal.

darn tootin it aint

women have all the power, and just let men THINK they run it lol

do you think call me Dave just promoted women?? not at all, they LET him give them better jobs lol"

Im in full agreement nothing like a woman in charge on her knees with your cock in her mouth. Well I wouldn't argue with one in that position no way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they take forever at cash points?

Why, when they've filled up with fuel do they sit in the car for another 5minutes before driving away? I swear it actually slows the planet down.

would you rather us apply our lippy after we have pulled off "
. You do that too!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"

We can - we just don't want to.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Why would we do something like change a car tyre when our men can do it for us?

Doesnt mean we cant do it

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

When my dad gave me my first car! The first thing he taught me before he allowed me to get into the car was change a tyre, check the oil, water and brake fluid!!! I can do all these things but if a man offers, I'm not going to say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men "
#

Lol ok yeh that's why women like doggy style with the man in control.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men #

Lol ok yeh that's why women like doggy style with the man in control. "

LOL you THINK you have control! Clever, aren't we??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men #

Lol ok yeh that's why women like doggy style with the man in control.

LOL you THINK you have control! Clever, aren't we?? "

With your heads in the pillow there is little choice the guy is in control.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men #

Lol ok yeh that's why women like doggy style with the man in control.

LOL you THINK you have control! Clever, aren't we??

With your heads in the pillow there is little choice the guy is in control. "

Oh? Really? That's not my experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men #

Lol ok yeh that's why women like doggy style with the man in control.

LOL you THINK you have control! Clever, aren't we??

With your heads in the pillow there is little choice the guy is in control.

Oh? Really? That's not my experience! "

Misbehave in that position and you get spanked lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once again, only cos that's what we want

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men #

Lol ok yeh that's why women like doggy style with the man in control.

LOL you THINK you have control! Clever, aren't we??

With your heads in the pillow there is little choice the guy is in control.

Oh? Really? That's not my experience!

Misbehave in that position and you get spanked lol. "

I always misbehave. It makes life so much more interesting.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Men = Fuckers

Women = Fuckees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"

I can now why can't you load a dishwasher ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?

I can now why can't you load a dishwasher ? "

I can along with being able to change the circlet boards, fit a new pump, heating element and fit a new seal. Can you? Do you know what sort of pump you can't use on a dishwasher?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"
Cause thats a mans job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"

Because they're better with white goods?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Besides...We rule the world so we dont have to do anything that makes life easy for men #

Lol ok yeh that's why women like doggy style with the man in control. "

So who has it easy in this position?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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I can along with being able to change the circlet boards, fit a new pump, heating element and fit a new seal. Can you? Do you know what sort of pump you can't use on a dishwasher? "

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?

Because they're better with white goods? "

Operating them well many say they are and I don't doubt they can work all the programs as they can drive a car adequately I wouldn't say they are shiny shovel shit hot at fixing them though which is akin to fixing a car with a flat tyre. Its an interesting way of looking at a question though from people.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I can along with being able to change the circlet boards, fit a new pump, heating element and fit a new seal. Can you? Do you know what sort of pump you can't use on a dishwasher?

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good! "
But I don't wanna rule.....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

But I don't wanna rule..... "

As a ruler...You can change that with the click of a finger!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

But I don't wanna rule.....

As a ruler...You can change that with the click of a finger! "
Rulers don't have fingers...they have inches and centimeters.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

But I don't wanna rule.....

As a ruler...You can change that with the click of a finger! Rulers don't have fingers...they have inches and centimeters.....! "

And occasionally impressions on sore arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

But I don't wanna rule.....

As a ruler...You can change that with the click of a finger! Rulers don't have fingers...they have inches and centimeters.....! "
ii thought the plural was rules

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

But I don't wanna rule.....

As a ruler...You can change that with the click of a finger! Rulers don't have fingers...they have inches and centimeters.....!

And occasionally impressions on sore arses "
Sweet talker....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

But I don't wanna rule.....

As a ruler...You can change that with the click of a finger! Rulers don't have fingers...they have inches and centimeters.....! ii thought the plural was rules "
Really? Just as well I don't give a rats arse then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We rule!

As long as the minions know the answer....all is good!

But I don't wanna rule.....

As a ruler...You can change that with the click of a finger! Rulers don't have fingers...they have inches and centimeters.....! ii thought the plural was rules Really? Just as well I don't give a rats arse then. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can’t they change a car tyre?"

Can I? Well I haven't tried and don't intend to that's what the AA is for and with large rims and wide treads I am not going to mess up a £20 manicure. All this talk of who is in charge is amusing though seeing who feels threatened by a little tongue in cheek humour.

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