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Do you think jedi mind tricks will help get a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but it made me change my name to fuckmeryan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope but it made me change my name to fuckmeryan "

Wow that's the power of a true jedi to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope but it made me change my name to fuckmeryan

Wow that's the power of a true jedi to do that. "

Tell me about it, I was stuck with it for a week

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Yes they do most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the fuck would that work:

Man walks into a bar and sees two women by the door, waves his hand in front of them and says-

'This is the penis you're looking for...'

??? LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Jabba perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes they do most definitely "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would that work:

Man walks into a bar and sees two women by the door, waves his hand in front of them and says-

'This is the penis you're looking for...'

??? LOL"

Either that, or he waves it about in their faces like a lightsaber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Either that, or he waves it about in their faces like a lightsaber! "

Hahahaha right.

"Take me Obi wan..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has never watched any of the Star Wars or Star Trek. Or whatever it is called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would that work:

Man walks into a bar and sees two women by the door, waves his hand in front of them and says-

'This is the penis you're looking for...'

??? LOL"

If that only worked I would be an immediate convert and a student in the way of the jedi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the fuck would that work:

Man walks into a bar and sees two women by the door, waves his hand in front of them and says-

'This is the penis you're looking for...'

??? LOL

If that only worked I would be an immediate convert and a student in the way of the jedi. "

I've tried similar. Got slapped.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

They only work on the weak minded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They only work on the weak minded. "

That's so funny because its all fictitious and they don't work at all or are you a believer lol?

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

No, but they help when eating spaghetti (use the fork, Luke!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some, nothing will help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinnie paz

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"They only work on the weak minded.

That's so funny because its all fictitious and they don't work at all or are you a believer lol?"

No, I'm not an idiot but I didn't think it was necessary to explain that on what is clearly a joke thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great hip hop group called Jedi mind tricks, check them out.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


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Probably not. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My ex wife was a Jedi,,

She used di vorce,, B-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Either that, or he waves it about in their faces like a lightsaber!

Hahahaha right.

"Take me Obi wan..." "

You called?

Oops - sorry - wrong Obi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, but they help when eating spaghetti (use the fork, Luke!). "

Luke does use a fork.... And a knife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yessss

HEY! How'd you DO that!? Amazing! Whooeeee that was good!

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"No, but they help when eating spaghetti (use the fork, Luke!).

Luke does use a fork.... And a knife lol "

How on earth does he eat spaghetti with a knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great hip hop group called Jedi mind tricks, check them out."

This guy knowsss..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey OP, you do know how the Jedi like their sex don't you? Are you ready for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big clue to the serious of mind:

Any post posted by Shallow Hall is a joke thread. Carry on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Big clue to the serious of mind:

Any post posted by Shallow Hall is a joke thread. Carry on."

I could get serious real serious but many believe in the power of the force so maybe this is who knows some great being is in control who knows maybe him upstairs is the force and in another 1000 years George Lucas will be seen as the second cumming.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


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Big clue to the serious of mind:

Any post posted by Shallow Hall is a joke thread. Carry on.

I could get serious real serious but many believe in the power of the force so maybe this is who knows some great being is in control who knows maybe him upstairs is the force and in another 1000 years George Lucas will be seen as the second cumming. "

I think George Roper will cum 1st. After all he has Mildred.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Big clue to the serious of mind:

Any post posted by Shallow Hall is a joke thread. Carry on.

I could get serious real serious but many believe in the power of the force so maybe this is who knows some great being is in control who knows maybe him upstairs is the force and in another 1000 years George Lucas will be seen as the second cumming.

I think George Roper will cum 1st. After all he has Mildred. "

Ive seen that on GOLD. I think they were swingers she was a right randy mare.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


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Thank you Oh shallow one

I've just mind tricked myself into having a wank.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I was tricked once....his light Sabre hypnotised me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chance for you there is

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A chance for you there is "
I like Yoda speak.....I can even do the voice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move along these arent the droids we are looking for !!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

meet .. or meet not .. there is no time waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a geek thread

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That's a geek thread "
Geek thread it is not my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a geek thread Geek thread it is not my friend. "
whoops no intention to offend

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That's a geek thread Geek thread it is not my friend. whoops no intention to offend "
Offend you did not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a geek thread "

You dont believe in The Force do you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a geek thread Geek thread it is not my friend. whoops no intention to offend Offend you did not. "
phew I knew you was my farther :/ that's poo on my behalf lol

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