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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the no cervix cos I ain't got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never bothered me, it's always been about the tightness

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What about the no cervix cos I ain't got one "

Good question. Enquiring minds need to know!

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough


"What about the no cervix cos I ain't got one "

I like cervices because they give you something to tickle when your fisting a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank."

Haha you had me for a minute

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can you service a cervix?

Sounds like a dishwasher. How many place settings can you take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares........I go straight for the bum!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank."

Makes no difference just don't barge in

Sorry couldn't help myself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you on about? I am lost.

...i think i need a one to one biology lesson lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank."

Got yer balaclava and shooter ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you on about? I am lost.

...i think i need a one to one biology lesson lol

"

Helplessly lost atm maybe. Somehow always seem to 'find home' though. Nice and warm but definitely not dry

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you service a cervix?

Sounds like a dishwasher. How many place settings can you take?"

And don't forget to use Calgon regularly to keep things fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank."

lmfao. Champion of a thread. Are you ladies as bothered about cervix size as men are penis size?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank.

Got yer balaclava and shooter ready? "

Yep all tooled up. 'cept I'm not sure my tool is big enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a random thread !!

Love it x haha

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"This is a random thread !!

Love it x haha "

Welcome to the forums.

Emergency exits are located... Errrrmmm now you're here you're buggered (say hello to Miss_tress and goliath) if it all starts getting out of hand Jodie will be along shortly to slap some sense into us all.

Enjoy.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank.

Got yer balaclava and shooter ready?

Yep all tooled up. 'cept I'm not sure my tool is big enough. "

Is it the length or girth you are worried about?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank.

Got yer balaclava and shooter ready?

Yep all tooled up. 'cept I'm not sure my tool is big enough.

Is it the length or girth you are worried about? "

Both, obviously, since I don't know which is better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a woman who takes it up the poop shute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank."

I like a woman with no insides what-so ever, so I can climb inside her and wear her like a suit!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Can you service a cervix? "

Yes, I get a man in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a random thread !!

Love it x haha

Welcome to the forums.

Emergency exits are located... Errrrmmm now you're here you're buggered (say hello to Miss_tress and goliath) if it all starts getting out of hand Jodie will be along shortly to slap some sense into us all.

Enjoy. "

Hahaha

You look like fun xxx

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Hahaha you look fun !!

"

Who?

If you use the quote button on the post you're replying to, it's easier to tell who you're responding to.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hahaha you look fun !!

Who?

If you use the quote button on the post you're replying to, it's easier to tell who you're responding to. "

He worked that one out.

Unfortunately he hasn't been here long enough to recognise my username as a warning not a joke...

He'll learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not like a cavern I'm not fussed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha you look fun !!

Who?

If you use the quote button on the post you're replying to, it's easier to tell who you're responding to.

He worked that one out.

Unfortunately he hasn't been here long

enough to recognise my username as a warning not a joke...

He'll learn. "

Haha - I'm a quick learner !!

Guess you are not the quiet reserved type x

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Hahaha you look fun !!

Who?

If you use the quote button on the post you're replying to, it's easier to tell who you're responding to.

He worked that one out.

Unfortunately he hasn't been here long enough to recognise my username as a warning not a joke...

He'll learn. "

We can but hope

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hahaha you look fun !!

Who?

If you use the quote button on the post you're replying to, it's easier to tell who you're responding to.

He worked that one out.

Unfortunately he hasn't been here long

enough to recognise my username as a warning not a joke...

He'll learn.

Haha - I'm a quick learner !!

Guess you are not the quiet reserved type x "

Lets put it this way: I don't shy away from an honest opinion. And since on here my opinion is requested on such matters as "do you think I'm sexy" and "do you think my cock is big enough" and "what would you say if I offered to ..." well, I get called a bitch quite frequently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my houseboat is 60 ft, so prefer a long wide canal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad this post isnt about the g spot, if a good many men are lost about finding the cervix lol.

for me, give me a fanny that stretched from the belly button right round to the arsehole any day.

you can climb in like Luke did on the ice planet Hoth lol

'you may think it smells bad now, but it'll save your life!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men do you prefer a long vaginal canal or a short vaginal canal? And a big cervix or a little cervix?

Ok, ok, I'll can the sarcasm and go to the sodding bank."

I'm sorry I'm I'm just one of those guys who can't tell Stork from butter

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You mention long and short canals but what about width? Are there locks at the cervix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that shit was extendable/retractable

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I don't give a fuck how long your canal is....................but my sperm does

And as for the crevices..............I've crawled through many of them.

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