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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Then make a jam sandwich ?

What's all that about ?

For three weeks then they leave the site.

I hid their bucket because they can't do things like this ....

what do you say ?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

What do I say? I have no idea what you just said!

But I am very tired....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What do I say? I have no idea what you just said!

But I am very tired...."

I think Granny might be too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do I say? I have no idea what you just said!

But I am very tired...."

Oh O LIV EEEEEE A !

Read it properly then get forty winks.

Why don't they though ? Manners cost something after nought.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do I say? I have no idea what you just said!

But I am very tired....

I think Granny might be too

I've put weight on but im not two ....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Ah.... I get it!

It's a head injury, erm....

or a shitload of vodka!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ah.... I get it!

It's a head injury, erm....

or a shitload of vodka!

Better than a vodka injury and a shithead

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Apparently it's because of the snow shakers

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Is it a riddle?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it a riddle?

No one can see with the Tenas in place.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Apparently it's because of the snow shakers "

They don't like it up em Mr. Manwaring....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"Is it a riddle?

No one can see with the Tenas in place."

Granny are you on the vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a riddle?

No one can see with the Tenas in place.

Granny are you on the vodka?"

No - she's trying to change a girls mind on anal!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it a riddle?

No one can see with the Tenas in place.

Granny are you on the vodka?"

ON the vodka ? Please ....the snowstorm is in the way

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"Is it a riddle?

No one can see with the Tenas in place.

Granny are you on the vodka?

No - she's trying to change a girls mind on anal!

Thaks for clearing that up Obi. I thought I was so tired I was losing some of my faculties.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm lost

You name is MOODY and you live in Shoebury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm lost

You name is MOODY and you live in Shoebury"

Cheers granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm lost

You name is MOODY and you live in Shoebury

Cheers granny

Bottoms up !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

sorry for the rant but it's worse in than out ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry for the rant but it's worse in than out ...."

Use more lubricant then.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they'll not get far,if they're bucketless.

ps did they leave any of the jam sandwich.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"they'll not get far,if they're bucketless.

ps did they leave any of the jam sandwich.

everyone leaves the crusts ...dont they ???

is it Pims time yet ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I get it but don't know where the bucket comes into it, unless it's a reference to dying. In my defence a 10yr old is bugging me and I can't concentrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what is she drinking, cause I want some

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So what is she drinking, cause I want some "

Green Tea.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Gunpowder?

Your drift is through a dark glassly.

Jam sandwich, blues and twos clearly not fully un-sychronised.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gunpowder?

Your drift is through a dark glassly.

Jam sandwich, blues and twos clearly not fully un-sychronised."

How sensible of him. She came in through the coal hole ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the bucket is a toilet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what is she drinking, cause I want some

Green Tea. "

is that the one where you put a plant in the cup and pour water over it??

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's the 4th one, it always is.

"Hi" he said. What a load of tosh.

I've had stronger pickled eggs!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Gunpowder?

Your drift is through a dark glassly.

Jam sandwich, blues and twos clearly not fully un-sychronised.

How sensible of him. She came in through the coal hole ceiling"

He came in a bucket, but one man's floor is another man's firewood, like the well known tuna "Stand On Your Man"

Or not.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"they'll not get far,if they're bucketless.

ps did they leave any of the jam sandwich.

everyone leaves the crusts ...dont they ???

is it Pims time yet ????

I'm thinking,with grannies train of thought,

the pims maybe less unfinished.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Buggrit, millennium hand an' shrimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gunpowder?

Your drift is through a dark glassly.

Jam sandwich, blues and twos clearly not fully un-sychronised.

How sensible of him. She came in through the coal hole ceiling"

Awwww there's a thread for you Granny called '15 minutes'. You might seek solace in that one.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Am I strange that I actually understood exactly what she said? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I strange that I actually understood exactly what she said? lol"

Did the aliens take you too?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Am I strange that I actually understood exactly what she said? lol

Did the aliens take you too? "

Snow Globe/Alien Probe PITA both.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Then make a jam sandwich ?

What's all that about ?

For three weeks then they leave the site.

I hid their bucket because they can't do things like this ....

what do you say ? "

How do you expect them to dance the tango without their bucket?

They'll have to move to a different planet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Then make a jam sandwich ?

What's all that about ?

For three weeks then they leave the site.

I hid their bucket because they can't do things like this ....

what do you say ?

How do you expect them to dance the tango without their bucket?

They'll have to move to a different planet.

There'll be bedroom tax ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gunpowder?

Your drift is through a dark glassly.

Jam sandwich, blues and twos clearly not fully un-sychronised.

How sensible of him. She came in through the coal hole ceiling

Awwww there's a thread for you Granny called '15 minutes'. You might seek solace in that one.

You seek shoe lace you cheeky little ....oooooo look piggy wigs .......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What flavour jam?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Then make a jam sandwich ?

What's all that about ?

For three weeks then they leave the site.

I hid their bucket because they can't do things like this ....

what do you say ?

How do you expect them to dance the tango without their bucket?

They'll have to move to a different planet.

There'll be bedroom tax ......"

There's always bedroom tax. Better that than toilet tax.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"What flavour jam?"

Blackcurrant because it makes my tongue fizzy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What flavour jam?

Blackcurrant because it makes my tongue fizzy."

I prefer pineapple. On a buttered crumpet.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mmm crumpets...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mmm crumpets..."

I went past a street food stall today selling hot, large, square crumpets. If I wasn't on my way to a meeting I might have been tempted.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

If you play the original post backwards,at 78rpm,

There's a subliminal message.

WARNING!!!!

Not for the squeamish,

Or if your allergic to acrylic.

Alternatively go to,

Http//@thingmyjig//#

:@YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:@-

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