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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've seen three so far today, threads that actually make me shake my head and think "Why the fuck would anyone post something like that?" There's a point where Each to his Own goes too far.

I just want to make up some outlandish perversions and see what people are prepared to accept. A while ago there was a thread asking "Does anyone like cock-docking?" Not offensive in itself, don't get me wrong. Just the thought that there were two guys somewhere, THAT bored with mutual masturbation that they had to make it into an extreme sport! Then ask if there was anyone else that might like it.

Tribute pics is another. Send me a pic of yourself and I'll print it out, wank over it, take a picture of the end result and send it back to you. Just forgetting for a moment that most guys could wank over the queens head on a stamp on a dry day. Under any other circumstances this act would be called stalking! Guys with pictures of women all over their walls, covered in Jizz. Scary...

I understand that my sentiments maybe dripping with irony for some. Look at the bloke who wears womens clothes calling people wierd! But that's the extent of my weirdness really. One of the posts I saw today was worrying in the extreme. And the person obviously thought "hey they're swingers, they'll be up for that".

So in the spirit of the thing, who else likes getting dressed up as seals, sitting on podiums beneath a stage and flapping our flippers while guys dressed as clowns toss themselves off into our waiting mouths like feeding time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So in the spirit of the thing, who else likes getting dressed up as seals, sitting on podiums beneath a stage and flapping our flippers while guys dressed as clowns toss themselves off into our waiting mouths like feeding time? "

Nah, I stopped jumping through hoops just to get a shag, years ago....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm now worried that I've not seen anything that makes me go today....does this mean I'm getting blasé about perversions in my old age?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

So in the spirit of the thing, who else likes getting dressed up as seals, sitting on podiums beneath a stage and flapping our flippers while guys dressed as clowns toss themselves off into our waiting mouths like feeding time? "

So you've been to Egremont Crab Fair then Jodie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock docking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm now worried that I've not seen anything that makes me go today....does this mean I'm getting blasé about perversions in my old age? "

One thread was deleted.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Cock docking?"

Look it up. I had to

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Cock docking?"

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Jodie, we haven't had an answer to the straight man wanted for pulling women and watching porn together yet

You're going to scare him off

This place needs more salt than the counties of this country in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?"

'Chinese Fingertraps' for Men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it"

Cock docking is fantastic. No different to scissor sisters.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

cock docking and cut men

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Cock docking?"

lol, love to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?"
I love that sound like a spaceship docking ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it"

Aah safe sex then

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

Aah safe sex then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

Aah safe sex then "

Probably as safe as having a cock in your mouth and taking a load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the one about laminating each others' pictures that really made me gulp. My idea about self esteem is obviously not shared by everybody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen three so far today, threads that actually make me shake my head and think "Why the fuck would anyone post something like that?" There's a point where Each to his Own goes too far.

I just want to make up some outlandish perversions and see what people are prepared to accept. A while ago there was a thread asking "Does anyone like cock-docking?" Not offensive in itself, don't get me wrong. Just the thought that there were two guys somewhere, THAT bored with mutual masturbation that they had to make it into an extreme sport! Then ask if there was anyone else that might like it.

Tribute pics is another. Send me a pic of yourself and I'll print it out, wank over it, take a picture of the end result and send it back to you. Just forgetting for a moment that most guys could wank over the queens head on a stamp on a dry day. Under any other circumstances this act would be called stalking! Guys with pictures of women all over their walls, covered in Jizz. Scary...

I understand that my sentiments maybe dripping with irony for some. Look at the bloke who wears womens clothes calling people wierd! But that's the extent of my weirdness really. One of the posts I saw today was worrying in the extreme. And the person obviously thought "hey they're swingers, they'll be up for that".

So in the spirit of the thing, who else likes getting dressed up as seals, sitting on podiums beneath a stage and flapping our flippers while guys dressed as clowns toss themselves off into our waiting mouths like feeding time? "

Love it!! I get this guys humour!!

You should write more!

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I've seen three so far today, threads that actually make me shake my head and think "Why the fuck would anyone post something like that?" There's a point where Each to his Own goes too far.

I just want to make up some outlandish perversions and see what people are prepared to accept. A while ago there was a thread asking "Does anyone like cock-docking?" Not offensive in itself, don't get me wrong. Just the thought that there were two guys somewhere, THAT bored with mutual masturbation that they had to make it into an extreme sport! Then ask if there was anyone else that might like it.

Tribute pics is another. Send me a pic of yourself and I'll print it out, wank over it, take a picture of the end result and send it back to you. Just forgetting for a moment that most guys could wank over the queens head on a stamp on a dry day. Under any other circumstances this act would be called stalking! Guys with pictures of women all over their walls, covered in Jizz. Scary...

I understand that my sentiments maybe dripping with irony for some. Look at the bloke who wears womens clothes calling people wierd! But that's the extent of my weirdness really. One of the posts I saw today was worrying in the extreme. And the person obviously thought "hey they're swingers, they'll be up for that".

So in the spirit of the thing, who else likes getting dressed up as seals, sitting on podiums beneath a stage and flapping our flippers while guys dressed as clowns toss themselves off into our waiting mouths like feeding time? "

Bravo Jodie u are my favourite forumite to date!!!!

If I'm having a shit day and I read something of yours it never fails to put a smile on my face!!!! Lol

Most of all when you're ripping someone to shreds lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it"

What if they are both circumcised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised? "

Sword-fight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised? "

Duct Tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised?

Duct Tape."

I believe spam works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised?

Duct Tape.

I believe spam works well "

Sure thats not a typo and you meant 'Sperm'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised?

Sword-fight!!! "

Or there is a double-sided fleshlight on lovehoney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised?

Sword-fight!!!

Or there is a double-sided fleshlight on lovehoney."

A shake-weight for your cocks!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

fook, call your selves swingers and you have not hears not of docking? , get a life and stop being trolls! It is getting tedious reading your slamming replies to other poeples posts! o-(, why not try posting a humourous post of you own instead of slamming others for a change??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who, exactly, was getting slammed and how were most of the prevailing posts not in the same humorous vein as the OPs post?

Seriously, I mean is anyone taking the suggestions of joining two cocks with spam and duct tape as a serious critique of 'Cock Docking'?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

Aah safe sex then

Probably as safe as having a cock in your mouth and taking a load"

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not! "

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fook, call your selves swingers and you have not hears not of docking? , get a life and stop being trolls! It is getting tedious reading your slamming replies to other poeples posts! o-(, why not try posting a humourous post of you own instead of slamming others for a change?? "

So because someone is a resident of a swinger site they should be all knowledgeable when it comes down to different terms? I'll have you know I do not have a cock so why the f.uck should I know that term?

I can remember the time I didn't know snowballing, teabagging, redwings (both versions), spit-roast, etc etc. Knowledge is a great thing but one has to be ignorant before they acquire the learning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised?

Duct Tape.

I believe spam works well

Sure thats not a typo and you meant 'Sperm'?

"

There is an episode of friends where Joey makes a foreskin out of spam for a film audition

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

"

I actually quoted someone else - not you, so your reply was but bitchy,not to say the least irrelevant, I don't suck dummies & I don't have a pram.

Please be relevant to posted comments before you think sarcasm works.

Please re-read posts before getting arsy as I had not, unless, inadvertantly potsted a direct reply to yopu!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"fook, call your selves swingers and you have not hears not of docking? , get a life and stop being trolls! It is getting tedious reading your slamming replies to other poeples posts! o-(, why not try posting a humourous post of you own instead of slamming others for a change?? "

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Cock docking?

Inserting one cock kinda int the other foreskin I believe...probably made me go when I first heard of it

What if they are both circumcised?

Duct Tape.

I believe spam works well

Sure thats not a typo and you meant 'Sperm'?

There is an episode of friends where Joey makes a foreskin out of spam for a film audition "

Haha!! Brilliant episode! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

I actually quoted someone else - not you, so your reply was but bitchy,not to say the least irrelevant, I don't suck dummies & I don't have a pram.

Please be relevant to posted comments before you think sarcasm works.

Please re-read posts before getting arsy as I had not, unless, inadvertantly potsted a direct reply to yopu! "

I knew exactly what I was doing, for the simple reason is why would you attack someone who is actually "defending" the act by comparing it to fellatio?

BTW don't tell me which posts I can and cannot respond to.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I've seen three so far today, threads that actually make me shake my head and think "Why the fuck would anyone post something like that?" There's a point where Each to his Own goes too far.

I just want to make up some outlandish perversions and see what people are prepared to accept. A while ago there was a thread asking "Does anyone like cock-docking?" Not offensive in itself, don't get me wrong. Just the thought that there were two guys somewhere, THAT bored with mutual masturbation that they had to make it into an extreme sport! Then ask if there was anyone else that might like it.

Tribute pics is another. Send me a pic of yourself and I'll print it out, wank over it, take a picture of the end result and send it back to you. Just forgetting for a moment that most guys could wank over the queens head on a stamp on a dry day. Under any other circumstances this act would be called stalking! Guys with pictures of women all over their walls, covered in Jizz. Scary...

I understand that my sentiments maybe dripping with irony for some. Look at the bloke who wears womens clothes calling people wierd! But that's the extent of my weirdness really. One of the posts I saw today was worrying in the extreme. And the person obviously thought "hey they're swingers, they'll be up for that".

So in the spirit of the thing, who else likes getting dressed up as seals, sitting on podiums beneath a stage and flapping our flippers while guys dressed as clowns toss themselves off into our waiting mouths like feeding time? "

Oh that is too freaky! My two go-to responses when asked 'what are you going to wear?' when arranging a meet are: snorkel and flippers; a clown suit.

Shall have to sit in the weird corner now with one of those pointy hats and a big W on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jodie, your posts are truly cutting and completely legendary. I salute you

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

if you think Cock Docking is weired try a "micro fuck"

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this is where a woman sticks her clit in the guy's japs eye and wiggles it

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

I actually quoted someone else - not you, so your reply was but bitchy,not to say the least irrelevant, I don't suck dummies & I don't have a pram.

Please be relevant to posted comments before you think sarcasm works.

Please re-read posts before getting arsy as I had not, unless, inadvertantly potsted a direct reply to yopu!

I knew exactly what I was doing, for the simple reason is why would you attack someone who is actually "defending" the act by comparing it to fellatio?

BTW don't tell me which posts I can and cannot respond to."

Oh dear, a comparison to fellatio!, says it all really, but please do keep posting I wouldn't like you to be ill-informed, nor, heaven forbid, you thought I was asking you not to post your informed or ignorant of sex where you chose, it won't bother me anymore.......oh and as you have a comprehension problem please re-read my post above FF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you think Cock Docking is weired try a "micro fuck"

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this is where a woman sticks her clit in the guy's japs eye and wiggles it

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OMG....gotta try that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

I actually quoted someone else - not you, so your reply was but bitchy,not to say the least irrelevant, I don't suck dummies & I don't have a pram.

Please be relevant to posted comments before you think sarcasm works.

Please re-read posts before getting arsy as I had not, unless, inadvertantly potsted a direct reply to yopu!

I knew exactly what I was doing, for the simple reason is why would you attack someone who is actually "defending" the act by comparing it to fellatio?

BTW don't tell me which posts I can and cannot respond to.

Oh dear, a comparison to fellatio!, says it all really, but please do keep posting I wouldn't like you to be ill-informed, nor, heaven forbid, you thought I was asking you not to post your informed or ignorant of sex where you chose, it won't bother me anymore.......oh and as you have a comprehension problem please re-read my post above FF "

Bless.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oops I appear to have logged into fab whingers.com by mistake.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

It's getting a tad warm in here. Someone open a window.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

I actually quoted someone else - not you, so your reply was but bitchy,not to say the least irrelevant, I don't suck dummies & I don't have a pram.

Please be relevant to posted comments before you think sarcasm works.

Please re-read posts before getting arsy as I had not, unless, inadvertantly potsted a direct reply to yopu!

I knew exactly what I was doing, for the simple reason is why would you attack someone who is actually "defending" the act by comparing it to fellatio?

BTW don't tell me which posts I can and cannot respond to.

Oh dear, a comparison to fellatio!, says it all really, but please do keep posting I wouldn't like you to be ill-informed, nor, heaven forbid, you thought I was asking you not to post your informed or ignorant of sex where you chose, it won't bother me anymore.......oh and as you have a comprehension problem please re-read my post above FF

Bless."

SDad, but comprehension goes such a long way! pity it was missing, , trying to patronise by saying bless doesn't !

Enjoy your evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So yes, I would call you a troll or slammer, for, despite your name ignorant!, your comments, may to you and others be humorous but to others not!

I wasn't trying to be humorous I was damn well sarcastic! There are plenty of people who choose to have unsafe sex as is their preference, but guess what, I haven't slated them personally, so sunshine, pick your toys up and put them back in your pram!

I actually quoted someone else - not you, so your reply was but bitchy,not to say the least irrelevant, I don't suck dummies & I don't have a pram.

Please be relevant to posted comments before you think sarcasm works.

Please re-read posts before getting arsy as I had not, unless, inadvertantly potsted a direct reply to yopu!

I knew exactly what I was doing, for the simple reason is why would you attack someone who is actually "defending" the act by comparing it to fellatio?

BTW don't tell me which posts I can and cannot respond to.

Oh dear, a comparison to fellatio!, says it all really, but please do keep posting I wouldn't like you to be ill-informed, nor, heaven forbid, you thought I was asking you not to post your informed or ignorant of sex where you chose, it won't bother me anymore.......oh and as you have a comprehension problem please re-read my post above FF

Bless.

SDad, but comprehension goes such a long way! pity it was missing, , trying to patronise by saying bless doesn't !

Enjoy your evening "

We have taken a post and interpreted it differently. You feel Professor is slating you or the act you like to partake in. I, I stress again, I was the one who sarcastically decried it as an unsafe act and Professor stated it was no worse than when someone takes cum in their mouth. IMO it was a form of defence. I personally don't do that as I believe that is unsafe, but many will state the risks are lower than bareback and happy to do it.

It's not a comprehension issue and yes I was being patronising since that's how I viewed your post!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

tbh vanilla cupcake, i would just not respond, its turning into a slanging match which will result in one, or both of you spending some time on the naughty step

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I laughed out loud when I read the OPs post, had a giggle at some of the responses and then started to shake my head at the negativity which suddenly popped into the room. Some people really need to count to ten before reacting to posts. If someone doesn't like a post and are fed up/bored etc, don't comment and let the rest of us have a good old fashioned laugh.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"tbh vanilla cupcake, i would just not respond, its turning into a slanging match which will result in one, or both of you spending some time on the naughty step"

+1

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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