FabSwingers.com forum: Merkins ...............

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You spent thousands on laser hair removal, only to find out that you actually want some hair down there. Are you forever banished to a hair-free life? Nope! Some hair restoration specialists are now offering hair transplants for our nether reasons.

Want something a little more temporary? Cindy Barshop, owner of NYC luxury spa Completely Bare and creator of the vajazzling craze, made waves again in early 2012 when introduced little fox fur and feather toupees for our vaginas, otherwise known as a merkin.

These temporary wigs are applied using all-natural products and last for a minimum of three days. It's not cheap, though: A tiny fox fur patch for your vag costs around $200.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pals and I used to refer to such acrutiments as merkin's in the 80s. I don't think we actually thought they really existed though.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cheaper and easier to use some Copydex and then dry-hump the carpet.

Plus, who doesn't want an Axminster mimsy...