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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its comming up to winter now so will be getting a bit pastey and dont like sunbeds, so am thinking about one of them spray tans. Is it weird, men with spray tans? Whats your _iews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only if you get a bad orange one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Essex so I should know lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

It's a no....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had one BUT it can look a little weird if u have body hair - my mates chest hair went orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im in essex too, seen a few bad orange ones.

Whats a good one to get?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'd personally be inclined to laugh at you until I fell over. But I do prefer my men to look like men, not TOWIE wannabes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, im in no way a towie wannabe

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I'm not a fan of fake tans on anyone. I really don't see the point of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd personally be inclined to laugh at you until I fell over. But I do prefer my men to look like men, not TOWIE wannabes. "

^^^^^ this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a fan of fake tans on anyone. I really don't see the point of them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many years ago i work in the nursery trade (pot plants etc), so i was under glass most of the summer.

As i tanned slowly due to the reduced uv i was lucky enough to have an all year round health looking tan.

now as a computer engineer i have a nice pasty white skin tone, lol.

Oh i miss those halcyon days...lol.

I did try a moisturiser with a slow tan effect, but seemed not to work.

I just accept that i am white, like a ghost....woooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be against the law, it is not a good look, do you really want to look like Rylan?

And men having those eyebrows is another no no.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It should be against the law, it is not a good look, do you really want to look like Rylan?

And men having those eyebrows is another no no. "
You forgot the teeth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who is Rylan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you WANT a fake tan?! I don't understand - You have a BIG HUGE MASSIVE BALL of BURNING GAS in the sky, it doesn't need to be hot to get a sun tan, you just need exposure to sun light for long enough. Why ANYONE would pay to darken their skin a little is beyond me! Why not just either wait, or not have a tan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a good rub down wiv a block of lard n a naked dash round the local park in moonlight can give one a very enviable moontan

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