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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Before I get any abuse, I love my mum and know it's tough for those that have lost theirs. This is a light hearted thread.

So after a death in the family, my mother has come to stay. Now living in a shared house, I kinda just agreed she could stay in my house with my ex! Well it is my house.

She has only been here 3 hours and already is testing my patience.

She has playboy handbag, and glasses!

We went out for dinner, where she took her teeth out at the table.

My boy nearly threw up, and built a barricade so he could not see her.

She paid for dinner, and didn't leave a tip!

Anyone else have embarrassing mums?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

you've met mine, say no more

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Very much so, my mother thinks nothing of popping out in her car with a carrier bag over her hair dyed covered head! Although Iam slowly realising I'm morphing into her and doing the same to my child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not mother but ex-mother in law can be quite challenging at times. Says what she's thinking, very loudly, within earshot of those she has chisen to critisise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes you just have to take your teth out at meal times, perfectly normal, sometimes the glass eye does get a bit dry and needs to come out for a while, so far my hook works well, but I do sometimes take my wooden leg off, not embarrassing, just practical, I think your being a tad too concerned.. just go with the flow, wait till she asks you if you have a spare tenna pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an embarrassing mum apparently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was an embarrassing Mum and proud of it!(Have to say I do have all my own teeth though).I always used to say that my kids took after their oh so boring Dad!My grandkids think im ace and that's all that matters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum's not too embarrassing but Dad is a nightmare...only reason we take him back to places is to apologise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you've met mine, say no more "

Your mums thame compared to mine. X x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"you've met mine, say no more

Your mums thame compared to mine. X x "

probably but she is still embarrassing to me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Generally my mum isn't too bad but occasionally she's excruciatingly embarrassing.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I Once said to my mum that a guy sitting at a table near us was gorgeous....my mother went up and told him....thank god he was not single....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my son got to about 13 he didnt want to be seen with me, he didnt like me wearing a snood as they had gone out of fashion or ankle sox and sandals even ribbed tights for some reason.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Last year I was looking for a place to rent.

My mum came with me to view a place a local agent had on their books.

The guy doing the viewing looked about 12 and as if he was wearing his dad's suit.

The flat was disgusting; I mean seriously dirty and just rank. I had a cursory look round, thanked the 'agent' but said it wasn't what I was looking for and went to leave.

My mum, who was following me stopped to give the poor lad a serious talking to about the state of the place and how they could try to let a property in that condition. The poor kid didn't know how to react at all and I just cringed.

Now, she had a point but I'm pretty sure the lad hadn't made the decision to take the property on and was unlikely to have been able to do anything about it. He may not even have seen the place prior to that viewing.

Consequently I didn't get any more calls from that agency about available properties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if she paid for dinner why didnt you leave a tip? perhaps she felt service wasnt as good as it could have been.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if she paid for dinner why didnt you leave a tip? perhaps she felt service wasnt as good as it could have been. "

It is rude to tip on behalf of someone else when they ate paying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before I get any abuse, I love my mum and know it's tough for those that have lost theirs. This is a light hearted thread.

So after a death in the family, my mother has come to stay. Now living in a shared house, I kinda just agreed she could stay in my house with my ex! Well it is my house.

She has only been here 3 hours and already is testing my patience.

She has playboy handbag, and glasses!

We went out for dinner, where she took her teeth out at the table.

My boy nearly threw up, and built a barricade so he could not see her.

She paid for dinner, and didn't leave a tip!

Anyone else have embarrassing mums?

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Dont get me started on my mothers antics . lmao

All my adult life she got up to all sorts. .......i wont go into details as she has long past but needless to say.....she grew old disgracefully but life was never boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only spend a week every 2 years with mine, as that's all I can tolerate. Good job she lives in a different continent miles away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Before I get any abuse, I love my mum and know it's tough for those that have lost theirs. This is a light hearted thread.

So after a death in the family, my mother has come to stay. Now living in a shared house, I kinda just agreed she could stay in my house with my ex! Well it is my house.

She has only been here 3 hours and already is testing my patience.

She has playboy handbag, and glasses!

We went out for dinner, where she took her teeth out at the table.

My boy nearly threw up, and built a barricade so he could not see her.

She paid for dinner, and didn't leave a tip!

Anyone else have embarrassing mums?

Dont get me started on my mothers antics . lmao

All my adult life she got up to all sorts. .......i wont go into details as she has long past but needless to say.....she grew old disgracefully but life was never boring "

Hmm sounds similar to mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an embarrassing mum apparently lol "

So am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew there is a reason I moved 250 miles away from my mum lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My mum used to flirt with all and sundry. The poor blokes looked mortified as did I.

My kids don't see me as embarrassing just "a ham".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is so nosy she would want to.know the ins and outs of a fart if she could

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