FabSwingers.com forum: guys have you ever shouted anything funny just as you cum ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was just watching a film where the character in the film was a bus conducter and he was having sex and has he came he shouted "FARES PLEASE" just for fun what would you or have you shouted out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arched my back, and as I looked up spotted a MASSIVE spider...

Think I said 'Oh shit'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once having sex with the TV on in the background and a familiar advert came on just at the wrong time.

"Bang and the dirt has gone" probably wasn't the sexiest thing ever to come out of my mouth!

*not necessarily true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just watching a film where the character in the film was a bus conducter and he was having sex and has he came he shouted "FARES PLEASE" just for fun what would you or have you shouted out? "

When i was tipsy i was with my ex and shouted THIS IS SPARTA possibly the reason she is now my ex oooops :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready or not here I come. Isn't something I've said btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My ex was a man utd fan I'm a man city fan it was a couple of days after we had snatched the league title from them so I thought just to rub it in a bit more as I came in her mouth I shouted aqueroooooooooo I pulled out very quickly though I didn't fancy her getting lock jaw on my chopper ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called her by a different name she wasn't happy prob that's why she is my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex was a man utd fan I'm a man city fan it was a couple of days after we had snatched the league title from them so I thought just to rub it in a bit more as I came in her mouth I shouted aqueroooooooooo I pulled out very quickly though I didn't fancy her getting lock jaw on my chopper .."

Omg never laughed so hard in my life :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"honestly it's never happened that fast before! "

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I made the mistake of dating a Celia after a Julia, got me in big trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm falling !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bombs awaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

There she blows ......

Prepare to receive boarders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to impersonate brazilian football commentators..........."Goal goal goal goal goallllllllllll". Now why is it I don't get a second meet.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

avoid the eggs.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Sidebottom!!!, as we where having a previous conversation about kids tv in the 80's and we couldn't remember the name of the guy with the big fake head. She laughed so hard her pussy spat my cock out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yrs ago whilst having MMF, my then bf was watching our new "playmate" as he took me from behind. Then out of the blue just as he was cummin he shouts "its my turn its my turn!" over and over!. My bf had to turn away and im thinkin wtff???!!! lol..no we didnt meet him again. i still laugh about it after all these years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing. I heard my mate shout something similar when I lived with him. He liked his girlfriend to wear a Leeds United shirt sometimes. Best he ever shouted during climax was "take that you scum bastard!" Reference to beating man united earlier that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a guy fucking me, as he was about to explode he said " you have a huge arse, you have a huge arse"

I said no need to shout it twice, he said I didn't, it was the echo!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I remember a guy fucking me, as he was about to explode he said " you have a huge arse, you have a huge arse"

I said no need to shout it twice, he said I didn't, it was the echo!

Manrider you are making me laugh today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laughter is good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had one guy fart. really Loud and Long. luckily he was my Fella lol. once a guy roared. was a bit weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had one guy fart. really Loud and Long. luckily he was my Fella lol. once a guy roared. was a bit weird"

I'm sure all blokes have let one out whilst pumping away. It's worse when you're trying to hold it in and you just hear these little parps for a minute or two. Really embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u get to 50, never trust a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when u get to 50, never trust a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when u get to 50, never trust a fart

ha ha remind me not to fuck a Flatulent 50 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once shouted timberrr. To this day i have no idea why though i told my mate i said i think i am in lumber jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember a guy fucking me, as he was about to explode he said " you have a huge arse, you have a huge arse"

I said no need to shout it twice, he said I didn't, it was the echo!

Manrider you are making me laugh today.

Bid loud snort here as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old ones are the best

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham

Called out an ex's name and said this is how it should be bitch didn't go down to well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had one guy fart. really Loud and Long. luckily he was my Fella lol. once a guy roared. was a bit weird

I'm sure all blokes have let one out whilst pumping away. It's worse when you're trying to hold it in and you just hear these little parps for a minute or two. Really embarrassing. "

And even worse when she's finally decided to brave rimming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geronimo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread sex should be about fun too,been known to snuggle into the girl afterwards and enjoy a good giggle together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shouted "susan ya dirty bitch" as i came her name was angela!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently had to say 'i am going to cum but let me deal with this cramp first'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once shouted "Fuck, my cocks gonna be sick"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Elvis has left the building. I haven't used it myself, I hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had one guy fart. really Loud and Long. luckily he was my Fella lol. once a guy roared. was a bit weird

I'm sure all blokes have let one out whilst pumping away. It's worse when you're trying to hold it in and you just hear these little parps for a minute or two. Really embarrassing. "

"I farted in my ex's face while he was giving me oral, we couldn't continue for laughing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once heard a flat mate fucking his girlfriend loudly and I shouted (in the mortal kombat voice) "FINISH HER!!!"

They laughed so much they had to stop

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you

Are you sure there were 2 people involved

Are you sure this was not a self abuse session lol (im joking please do not be offended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you!"....... stupid but was lost in the moment.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I have a strange sense of humour and I'm a family guy fan, so I've used "Gigedty Gigedty Gigedty Goo" and "Boom goes the dynamite"

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

I could tell he was about to cum and I was nowhere near. I warned him "don't you dare". He took no notice and was just going for it.... At the crucial moment I asked, "have we got any frozen chips?" That stopped him in his tracks! Lolol!!!

That phrase, when used in our house, always results in a few laughs!

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Was just watching a film where the character in the film was a bus conducter and he was having sex and has he came he shouted "FARES PLEASE" just for fun what would you or have you shouted out? "

I knew a guy who said the "Ahhh bisto" phrase when he came, his girlfriend got so pissed off because he couldn't stop doing it they broke up lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just watching a film where the character in the film was a bus conducter and he was having sex and has he came he shouted "FARES PLEASE" just for fun what would you or have you shouted out?

I knew a guy who said the "Ahhh bisto" phrase when he came, his girlfriend got so pissed off because he couldn't stop doing it they broke up lol."

It won't be the same seeing that advert on telly now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread. Making me chuckle

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