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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I almost ran over a cat today. Stupid thing tore out into the road in front of my bike. I slammed on the brake, grabbed the wayward puss and yelled, ' oi. You nearly knocked me off my bike!'

It just looked nonchalant and replied, 'me...'ow?'

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

"Are you a cat?" asked the man, surprised.

"Yes."

"What are you doing at the movies?"

The cat replied, "Well, I liked the book."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

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