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By *entgardener OP   Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge wells

Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

eh?

Hasn't the weather been lovely today?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Errrr no! It's the lounge. A place to discuss whatever the hell we like as long as it's within forum rules!

Not sure who died and left you in charge

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ok, thank you.

hows your cock, do you want to describe it to me.

I am not overly interested to be honest, but it is sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

The Lounge is an open forum

We can post what we like

There's the Swingers Chat forum for more sexual talk etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs. Fancy a shag?

Whats everyone having for tea xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"!

Not sure who died and left you in charge "

I've not heard anyone say that for years lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo....... "

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo....... "

How was your last say in work. Now time to put your feet up xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"!

Not sure who died and left you in charge

I've not heard anyone say that for years lol "

Me either! It just popped in my head and seemed relevant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ? "

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ? "

Hell yes

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?"

Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"!

Not sure who died and left you in charge

I've not heard anyone say that for years lol "

Ditto!! What's a seinger anyway? I thought it was a beer??

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?

Hell yes "

Ooooohh... Seeing as it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?"

A nice piece of rump please

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ? "

Sorry love but I have a headache.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

Ok mate, get your sky remote and show us ya cock! lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites

eh?

Hasn't the weather been lovely today?"

Hasn't it just....Managed to get 2 lines of washing dry and cut the grass.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?

Me please "

You too?? I'm gonna get lockjaw... Form an orderly queue

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?

Sorry love but I have a headache. "

Best get some paracetamol while your at the shop then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

Because all swingers can talk about is sex!!! Nothing else, just sex!!! Got it guy's!!!

Tell us about ya cocks and fannies this instant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x"

Vaseline???

Do they not sell KY in Kent?

Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites

Because all swingers can talk about is sex!!! Nothing else, just sex!!! Got it guy's!!!

Tell us about ya cocks and fannies this instant!!!"

My cock's in the backyard pecking at some corn

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x

Vaseline???

Do they not sell KY in Kent?

Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer..."

You can have yours in exchange for some photos... Best get planning that visit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x

Vaseline???

Do they not sell KY in Kent?

Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer...

You can have yours in exchange for some photos... Best get planning that visit!! "

Jeez - it's all want, want, want with you isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"!

Not sure who died and left you in charge

I've not heard anyone say that for years lol

Me either! It just popped in my head and seemed relevant!! "

The old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was banging this nice lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open..

"Its my husband! Quick try the back door!"..

Thinking back, I really should have run- but you dont get offers like that every day..

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x

Vaseline???

Do they not sell KY in Kent?

Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer...

You can have yours in exchange for some photos... Best get planning that visit!!

Jeez - it's all want, want, want with you isn't it!

"

No... Ill do my bit!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

No.....

I will continue as I am....Thanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was banging this nice lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open..

"Its my husband! Quick try the back door!"..

Thinking back, I really should have run- but you dont get offers like that every day.."

Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

How was your last say in work. Now time to put your feet up xx"

Ok thanks.... And I shall be putting them up xx

Oh er sorry, I mean opening my legs!!!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Errrr no! It's the lounge. A place to discuss whatever the hell we like as long as it's within forum rules!

Not sure who died and left you in charge "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x

Vaseline???

Do they not sell KY in Kent?

"

No, Its like asking for gravy on your chips in Devon.

They look at you funny and give you Bisto.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?

Hell yes

Ooooohh... Seeing as it's you "

Sorry... forgot to sign off...

crystal

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......

I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!

Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?

Hell yes

Ooooohh... Seeing as it's you

Sorry... forgot to sign off...

crystal "

Hehe... I'm sure I could keep occupied with you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey! "

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day! "

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Ooo it has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

Ah isn't there enough sexual dirty chat for you on here?

So what did you have for your dinner?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

As others have said the Lounge is an open forum.....

ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck me good!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the mix here its just right ..... if it was sex with everything be boring as hell ...we would need to get a life .. if sex sex ooo sex and sex ooo SEX and SEX and ooo sex ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo....... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites

As others have said the Lounge is an open forum.....

ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing. "

Whats sploshing? Or is that a daft question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites

As others have said the Lounge is an open forum.....

ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing.

Whats sploshing? Or is that a daft question?"
wet food play ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the mix here its just right ..."

No there too many political posts here!...and too many whinge bag ones too!

...like this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well op

if you started a post

should you not at least reply back

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day! "

Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments

And see we can mix sex talk with anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the mix here its just right ...

No there too many political posts here!...and too many whinge bag ones too!

...like this one! "
well I like the mix if I don't like a post I don't look . Easy , so don't get to me at all .

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"well op

if you started a post

should you not at least reply back "

Probably hiding behind the sofa....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites

As others have said the Lounge is an open forum.....

ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing.

Whats sploshing? Or is that a daft question?wet food play .. "

Oh right! So why the feck is the op complaining about dinner talk then? Shouldn't he be chokin the chicken at all this dirty chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well op

if you started a post

should you not at least reply back "

No..we like to talk obvious shit with each other! It's great.

The OP may possibly be masturbating. He will be back soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to laugh haven't you. The OP just doesn't get it that people have normal lives outside swinging and are not obsessed with it all the time.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

All this thread has done for me is make me feel like a Sunday roast! But I do not have the supplies and plus it's far too late anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments

And see we can mix sex talk with anything! "

It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment!

Oh - hang on - sex talk!

Fancy a shag?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Yes oh holiness of fab god forbid i talk about anything else other then sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this thread has done for me is make me feel like a Sunday roast! But I do not have the supplies and plus it's far too late anyway..."

You mean to say, there aren't two guys in london that would help you out? Oh, wait, its a dinner thread innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well op

if you started a post

should you not at least reply back

No..we like to talk obvious shit with each other! It's great.

The OP may possibly be masturbating. He will be back soon! "
or rolling around in a paddling pool nude full of custard and jelly .

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments

And see we can mix sex talk with anything!

It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment!

Oh - hang on - sex talk!

Fancy a shag? "

Ok got it, can say it in December, bend over in Feb, and yep I've got a new strap-on to try out Obi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites

The Lounge is an open forum

We can post what we like

There's the Swingers Chat forum for more sexual talk etc. "

We could even talk about "seingers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well op

if you started a post

should you not at least reply back

No..we like to talk obvious shit with each other! It's great.

The OP may possibly be masturbating. He will be back soon! or rolling around in a paddling pool nude full of custard and jelly . "

You've just put me right off my angel delight now!

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

Bugger we thought this was a swingers site, now we find out its a SEINGERS site, no wonder we cant get shagged every night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments

And see we can mix sex talk with anything!

It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment!

Oh - hang on - sex talk!

Fancy a shag?

Ok got it, can say it in December, bend over in Feb, and yep I've got a new strap-on to try out Obi "

I'm soooooooo not telling you our hotel room number this time!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

God there is always one. We had a similar discussion in Scotland Forum. It is a swingers' site and it is for us all to use as we want, when we want and how we want. Socialising is as important as fucking so what's the problem?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"God there is always one. We had a similar discussion in Scotland Forum. It is a swingers' site and it is for us all to use as we want, when we want and how we want. Socialising is as important as fucking so what's the problem?"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal"

Gets in line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I in trouble? just started a movie related thread. Take me away and lock me up.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line! "

Ohh this is exciting, I must talk about Christmas all year round!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments

And see we can mix sex talk with anything!

It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment!

Oh - hang on - sex talk!

Fancy a shag?

Ok got it, can say it in December, bend over in Feb, and yep I've got a new strap-on to try out Obi

I'm soooooooo not telling you our hotel room number this time! "

I've already phoned ahead to make sure we are next door to each other! None of this 2 doors down business haha

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Am I in trouble? just started a movie related thread. Take me away and lock me up. "

If it is about porn films, you will be ok. If not, shame on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrr no! It's the lounge. A place to discuss whatever the hell we like as long as it's within forum rules!

Not sure who died and left you in charge "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line! "

But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line!

Ohh this is exciting, I must talk about Christmas all year round! "

You used the C word... again?!!! Well if you didn't learn your lesson the first time round...

My hands are going to get really tired!

crystal

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line!

But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!

crystal"

Tool??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs to learn to spell also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

get of the forums and get meeting then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line!

But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!

crystal

Tool?? "

Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!

crystal

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

That is a major relief!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line!

But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!

crystal

Tool??

Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!

crystal"

@ spanner

Mr B has a huge selection if that's your thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line!

But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!

crystal

Tool??

Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!

crystal

@ spanner

Mr B has a huge selection if that's your thing. "

I'm too innocent for such things ;-)

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!

You said the 'C' word!!!!

Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!

*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!

If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking

crystal

Gets in line!

But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!

crystal

Tool??

Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!

crystal"

Is it the wrong time to do the "ooh - just felt my nuts tighten" gag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x

Vaseline???

Do they not sell KY in Kent?

No, Its like asking for gravy on your chips in Devon.

They look at you funny and give you Bisto. "

Dirty talk

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites "

is a seinger a sewing machine..?

if so you need to ask the mods to set up a home economics or soft furnishings forum maybe..?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP...I think maybe you have had the message now....the forum is not just for talking about sex

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