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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Offering cuddles (Cwtches if you're welsh) to all those ladies who are anti punch ups. Especially those who have seen the other thread. Time for some loving me thinks as its over heating in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on hold.

Why is it just the Ladies that's allowed the cuddles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cuddle. Pretty please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never fight my aunty she's tough as bricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is an 'Anti Punch Up' a perfectly timed comedy 'Flounce & Huff'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold on hold.

Why is it just the Ladies that's allowed the cuddles?

"

I only cuddle ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a cuddle. Pretty please x "

Your body is telling me to say "of course you can", but after not replying to me in a forum or when I sent you a message. It will have to be a civil handshake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha liking this post much better. Lazy Sunday spoons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on hold.

Why is it just the Ladies that's allowed the cuddles?

I only cuddle ladies. "

I claim sex discrimination!

Help Help I'm being oppressed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold on hold.

Why is it just the Ladies that's allowed the cuddles?

I only cuddle ladies.

I claim sex discrimination!

Help Help I'm being oppressed!

"

I claim hypocrisy. People claiming violence is wrong at all times. Yet they rather post in a hate thread. Rather than one that's offering love, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a cwtch

But in the op's case it'll have to be a manly hug

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"Hold on hold.

Why is it just the Ladies that's allowed the cuddles?

I only cuddle ladies.

I claim sex discrimination!

Help Help I'm being oppressed!

"

There there diddums. Would you like a cuddle? Would that make you feel better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a cwtch

But in the op's case it'll have to be a manly hug "

No need for that. For a man to show their love towards me on here. They can just donate me one of the women they have met and not necessity slept with. Yet put in a good word for me, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold on hold.

Why is it just the Ladies that's allowed the cuddles?

"

I shall cuddle you if you wish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Typical. I offer cuddles and thefoxhat gets them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always happy to have cwtches. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, hate is easy, and it fuels you because you can channel it into anger and use it as a powerful source of energy. It becomes like a old leather coat - familiar and comfortable. Ultimately it can consume you and does terrible things to you.

Love on the other hand is far harder. Love requires you to expose that part of yourself which we keep hidden. It requires hard work and effort. It means that we become vulnerable to each other - to hurt and rejection. Ultimately, having love in your soul can elevate you to unimaginable heights.

Its simply a choice of which path you wish to take. I have walked both in my lifetime - I know which I would chose every time now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always happy to have cwtches. Xx"

If this is Julie. You ain't allowed any as the temptation would be strong to want more off you and therefore the risk of having a massive heartbreak maybe quite high . Would love to hold your body up against mine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a cwtch

But in the op's case it'll have to be a manly hug

No need for that. For a man to show their love towards me on here. They can just donate me one of the women they have met and not necessity slept with. Yet put in a good word for me, lol. "

"Antidisestablishnentariabism"

Ok ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See, hate is easy, and it fuels you because you can channel it into anger and use it as a powerful source of energy. It becomes like a old leather coat - familiar and comfortable. Ultimately it can consume you and does terrible things to you.

Love on the other hand is far harder. Love requires you to expose that part of yourself which we keep hidden. It requires hard work and effort. It means that we become vulnerable to each other - to hurt and rejection. Ultimately, having love in your soul can elevate you to unimaginable heights.

Its simply a choice of which path you wish to take. I have walked both in my lifetime - I know which I would chose every time now.

"

Love is hard. I'll give you that. If someone annoys me to the point of losing it. I will tell them straight. If I want to tell someone I love them. Its a much harder thing for me to do, but am I stupid for being like this or is it normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering cuddles (Cwtches if you're welsh) to all those ladies who are anti punch ups. Especially those who have seen the other thread. Time for some loving me thinks as its over heating in there. "

Do you think I'm a puff or something? Come near me and I'll feckin well kill you!

And then I'll club crystal over the head and drag her back to my cave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Love is hard. I'll give you that. If someone annoys me to the point of losing it. I will tell them straight. If I want to tell someone I love them. Its a much harder thing for me to do, but am I stupid for being like this or is it normal? "

Perfectly normal. Telling someone you love them is an expression of emotion and a doorway to possible hurt and rejection - or to the greatest feeling of being loved in return. Its a bloody huge risk which can hurt us far deeper than any punch.

I've risked it all three times now - Id still do it again even knowing the risks and given the (metaphorical) beatings I've taken for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Offering cuddles (Cwtches if you're welsh) to all those ladies who are anti punch ups. Especially those who have seen the other thread. Time for some loving me thinks as its over heating in there.

Do you think I'm a puff or something? Come near me and I'll feckin well kill you!

And then I'll club crystal over the head and drag her back to my cave..."

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering cuddles (Cwtches if you're welsh) to all those ladies who are anti punch ups. Especially those who have seen the other thread. Time for some loving me thinks as its over heating in there. "

Rydw i'n hoffi cwtch's diolch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering cuddles (Cwtches if you're welsh) to all those ladies who are anti punch ups. Especially those who have seen the other thread. Time for some loving me thinks as its over heating in there.

Do you think I'm a puff or something? Come near me and I'll feckin well kill you!

And then I'll club crystal over the head and drag her back to my cave...

?? "

It was a joke based on the naeanderthal traits being displayed on the thread that this is the antithesis to. Sorry if that was too subtle for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Offering cuddles (Cwtches if you're welsh) to all those ladies who are anti punch ups. Especially those who have seen the other thread. Time for some loving me thinks as its over heating in there.

Do you think I'm a puff or something? Come near me and I'll feckin well kill you!

And then I'll club crystal over the head and drag her back to my cave...

??

It was a joke based on the naeanderthal traits being displayed on the thread that this is the antithesis to. Sorry if that was too subtle for you"

Just came across as serious for second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Offering cuddles (Cwtches if you're welsh) to all those ladies who are anti punch ups. Especially those who have seen the other thread. Time for some loving me thinks as its over heating in there.

Rydw i'n hoffi cwtch's diolch "

Dim siarad yn cymraeg.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. "
Erm says who? Is this a proven fact or just an opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Erm says who? Is this a proven fact or just an opinion? "

Says them.

And me.. sometimes.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Erm says who? Is this a proven fact or just an opinion?

Says them.

And me.. sometimes."

Who's them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people you quoted!

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The people you quoted!"
That makes no sense at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

You know when you pressed the thing that said 'quote'?

That means you are 'quoting' what they said.

So the bit you quoted and then asked 'says who?'... well it was them - the people you quoted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'They' are the swinging members of the Jedi council.

Obi Hayve Kenobi

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"lol

You know when you pressed the thing that said 'quote'?

That means you are 'quoting' what they said.

So the bit you quoted and then asked 'says who?'... well it was them - the people you quoted!"

Erm I quoted "says them" . Just asking who is "them"? as per the post. Did you read the same post as me? Maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Them' - the people you quoted! The people who said what you then quoted - they said it! The couple in that comment just a few posts up where you clicked 'quote' - it was them - them - that's them that said it

Oh and me.. sometimes..

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By *beautifulpainCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Cwtch! I want a cwtch. I miss living in Wales.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"'Them' - the people you quoted! The people who said what you then quoted - they said it! The couple in that comment just a few posts up where you clicked 'quote' - it was them - them - that's them that said it

Oh and me.. sometimes.."

Still not making sense. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Too funny "
Still not making any sense.Never mind eh?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Too funny Still not making any sense.Never mind eh? "

He means blingblings79 the people who's post you originally quoted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"'They' are the swinging members of the Jedi council.

Obi Hayve Kenobi"

oh god.....dont tell obi he's a jedi knight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you"

That just made me chuckle. Best series of quotes ever.

Oh and to answer who, it was yoda. Thought everyone knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you

That just made me chuckle. Best series of quotes ever.

Oh and to answer who, it was yoda. Thought everyone knew that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you

That just made me chuckle. Best series of quotes ever.

Oh and to answer who, it was yoda. Thought everyone knew that

"

Just read it out to the wife and she found it very funny as well.

Just wonder if he has figured out who they are yet

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