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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok - we all have to go at some point. Peacefully in our sleep, hit by a bus, crushed by a comedy falling grand piano.

But heaven doesn't want you (you've been too naughty!) and hell thinks you're a pussy and won't let you in! (You really should have tried harder!!)

So you're left roaming the earth as the 'undead' for eternity. Thinking about it - could be a lot of fun, depending on how you died (spontaneous human combustion won't leave you much to play with!) and how you intend to pass the time as a walking (or floating!) corpse!

So what would you choose?

A stereotypical zombie - finally able to 'eat' those that may have previously spurned your kind offers?

A vampire - roaming the earth sucking the blood from young virgins? (Good luck with that in the Fab community!)

A ghostly spectre - finally able to scare the crap out of the asbo riddled neighbourhood kids without fear of finding your tyres slashed or bricks appearing through the windows of your lounge!

What's the 'undead' of your choice? And how would you while away the hours? (Assuming you don't just spend eternity on Fab!)

There's plenty of scope to enjoy the afterlife - and lets face it - rigour mortis is a much cheaper alternative to Viagra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok - we all have to go at some point. Peacefully in our sleep, hit by a bus, crushed by a comedy falling grand piano.

But heaven doesn't want you (you've been too naughty!) and hell thinks you're a pussy and won't let you in! (You really should have tried harder!!)

So you're left roaming the earth as the 'undead' for eternity. Thinking about it - could be a lot of fun, depending on how you died (spontaneous human combustion won't leave you much to play with!) and how you intend to pass the time as a walking (or floating!) corpse!

So what would you choose?

A stereotypical zombie - finally able to 'eat' those that may have previously spurned your kind offers?

A vampire - roaming the earth sucking the blood from young virgins? (Good luck with that in the Fab community!)

A ghostly spectre - finally able to scare the crap out of the asbo riddled neighbourhood kids without fear of finding your tyres slashed or bricks appearing through the windows of your lounge!

What's the 'undead' of your choice? And how would you while away the hours? (Assuming you don't just spend eternity on Fab!)

There's plenty of scope to enjoy the afterlife - and lets face it - rigour mortis is a much cheaper alternative to Viagra! "

Vampire

some of them guys are huuuuuge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bloody hell, i havent even lived yet and im already stuck in purgatory.

..can i be a bird and shit on people's head? Does that count? I can be a ghoul and do it..or be Casper's fat uncle and keep goggling all this chicken God will provide for me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Poltergeist, so I can rattle cupboards and write on peoples walls with blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If True Blood's anything to go by, I'd probably get more sex as a vampire than I currently do. No brainer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some form of ghost. So I can scare the shit out of people who deserve it without any consequences and use the same kind of ability to help others who are in need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A vampire - roaming the earth sucking the blood from young virgins? (Good luck with that in the Fab community!)

"

Trouble is, I'm not a virgin.

But I do like the idea of being sucked to death by a leather clad female blood sucking vampire with plastic fangs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

A vampire - roaming the earth sucking the blood from young virgins? (Good luck with that in the Fab community!)

Trouble is, I'm not a virgin.

But I do like the idea of being sucked to death by a leather clad female blood sucking vampire with plastic fangs! "

Jessica from True Blood?

Oooooooooooooooooooh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok - we all have to go at some point. Peacefully in our sleep, hit by a bus, crushed by a comedy falling grand piano.

But heaven doesn't want you (you've been too naughty!) and hell thinks you're a pussy and won't let you in! (You really should have tried harder!!)

So you're left roaming the earth as the 'undead' for eternity. Thinking about it - could be a lot of fun, depending on how you died (spontaneous human combustion won't leave you much to play with!) and how you intend to pass the time as a walking (or floating!) corpse!

So what would you choose?

A stereotypical zombie - finally able to 'eat' those that may have previously spurned your kind offers?

A vampire - roaming the earth sucking the blood from young virgins? (Good luck with that in the Fab community!)

A ghostly spectre - finally able to scare the crap out of the asbo riddled neighbourhood kids without fear of finding your tyres slashed or bricks appearing through the windows of your lounge!

What's the 'undead' of your choice? And how would you while away the hours? (Assuming you don't just spend eternity on Fab!)

There's plenty of scope to enjoy the afterlife - and lets face it - rigour mortis is a much cheaper alternative to Viagra! "
definatly a vampire ..have you not seen true blood !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A vampire - roaming the earth sucking the blood from young virgins? (Good luck with that in the Fab community!)

Trouble is, I'm not a virgin.

But I do like the idea of being sucked to death by a leather clad female blood sucking vampire with plastic fangs!

Jessica from True Blood?

Oooooooooooooooooooh yes! "

Muha!

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By *istress loves purpleCouple
over a year ago

amongst the fairy dust


"

A vampire - roaming the earth sucking the blood from young virgins? (Good luck with that in the Fab community!)

Trouble is, I'm not a virgin.

But I do like the idea of being sucked to death by a leather clad female blood sucking vampire with plastic fangs!

Jessica from True Blood?

Oooooooooooooooooooh yes! "
Bill from True Blood mmmm pleeeeeeees

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Since I was a little girl, I have had dreams of being able to fly....and I love the dark nights....

So il go with Vampire...

Not keen on hunting down virgins though...spent my adult life avoiding them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose vampire, imagine the orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd choose vampire, imagine the orgasms. "

Well you can suck me anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly resemble a zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The invisible apparition for me. Going into anybody's house and doing anything I liked!!

I'd soon be let into Hell.

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Would have to be vampires for both of us. Have you seen the way they have sex? (Well according to the telly so it must be true) . xx PnJ xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to Obi - my fantasies tonight will include those of a gorgeous incubus.

If anyone desires my succubus ministrations....

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Yeh I'll go for being a blood sucking vampire!!

I'm a night owl anyway and spending all night sucking sounds great to me

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh I'll go for being a blood sucking vampire!!

I'm a night owl anyway and spending all night sucking sounds great to me"

If only you could travel, would love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact I like to bite/be bitten, means it makes sense to be a vampire as well the fact its sexy as hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact I like to bite/be bitten, means it makes sense to be a vampire as well the fact its sexy as hell! "

You can nibble and suck me all you want . Don't have to die for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the basis I'd want it to be a 'seamless transition' I'd probably come back as an Angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going with ghostly spectre, floating is nice and peaceful and I really like white voluminous dresses

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

A werewolf. I'm barking anyway so howling is a small step up

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